Would you consider converting to Islam if you could be guaranteed a cute brown girlfriend?

Would you consider converting to Islam if you could be guaranteed a cute brown girlfriend?

Think carefully, Sup Forums!

yes, i would. no questions asked

sand nigger girls dont look like 2d lolis OP, they look like fucking monkeys

Honestly, not really.
Just the thought of Islam scares me pretty much.

It is much more realistic that you would get a small goat girlfriend.

Im going to convert so i can marry my girlfriend.

In Islam, a woman must obey her husband and is obligated to sexually please him, unlike in degenerate Western feminist culture.

>fucking a cute brown girlfriend
>bomb detonates in her vagina
Have fun friendo!

A goat is fine too

That's great and all, but I'd want to have my woman actually want me. If she dosen't actually want to be my wife, then she should be able to voice it and confront me. Is that beta? Sure, but other cultures had it the other way around.

TL;DR: I want my women how I like my country. Freedom.

>If she dosen't actually want to be my wife, then she should be able to voice it and confront me.
Should she also be able to take your house, your kids, and half your assets? And force you to pay child support?

Let me think about it.

Pro:
>a wife
>she would never cheat on me or leave me because of fear

Contra:
>no pork
>no alcohol or drugs(besides khat)
>no porn
>no birthdays
>no christmas

No, I think I'll pass m8.

No, please fuck off.

>and is obligated to sexually please him
This means that she will never want to have sex with you, she will only do it when you order, and she will not like it.

>cute
>brown
Pick one

I pick both (and 2D).

I mean legitimately.

While the divorce system in most western countries is fucked, I still believe that she should actaully want to be in the relationship.
There needs to be some proper reforms in the marrige system.

That's also why I'm never going to "marry". If she wants more financial uniformity, civil union. Other than that, no go.

Same poster from this,
can we start a loli tan thread?

I would do anything to forget my past. The shit he did to me

>18 years old, scrawny, still living at home
>dad regularly gives me the belt for not wiping my bottom properly (I've got a genetic disorder that prevents my arm from moving at full motion)
>eventually the belt isn't enough
>dad calls in this guy to make me a man
>nigger bull, dad called him Buck Nasty
>he rapes me for years
I just want to die FUCK YOU DAD

Sure, why not?

I have more for you:

Contra:
>no pork
>no alcohol or drugs(besides khat)
>no porn
>no birthdays
>no christmas
Her family will hate you
She will always put her family above you
She always will ask money for her stupid cousin
She will want that you always behave like a muslim in public especially with guests
If you don't do nothing of this, she will take your kids and go back for her family

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