Ask the wise asshole anything

ask the wise asshole anything

Command me assole. What should I do?

O' wise asshole, will I get dubs?

an hero

nope

look wiseass, i dont ask for much but lemme get those winning lottery numbers. specificially georgia's jumbo bucks lotto. thanks big dawg

why is she not answering?

Why doesn't your cousin, my wife's asshole, let me stick my dick in her as often as I want?

What is the meaning of the life, asshole?

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quads will make her answer

she has to be in the mood and not have a loaf on deck

is Sup Forums kill?

procreation. either that or to pinch ebin loafs :^)

Should I masturbate one more time with hentai today o' wise asshole?

O' thank you , great wise and cool asshole

Sup Forums was never not kill

sure you're already a degenerate weeaboo

thanks dawg. ill buy the ticket in the morning. i wont forget you faggots on my yacht

*fart*

when you Shits do it FeeLs gud ? ? ? ?

Do's your owner call's you a Butt Ho?

you know it babay

Whut the longest turd you be Shit ??

DiD's them shit Ho's call you a FaggeT Ho

He calls me faget and puts dicks in me :(

pic related

yes

Oh glorious sphincter, how do i clench like the pros?

Will I get a girlfriend before 2017?

you wont get one before 3017

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How do I know this is OP

stick a stress ball up your chute and do 5x5 every day

if you really want one yes

savage

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Wise asshole I ask thee.. I recently started putting a vibrator in my ass while I jerk off. Am I gay or just an average asshole

gay. the asshole has spoken.

no u just like prostate stimulated orgasms ;)

Thank you oh wise one. Hail the asshole

What else can you play?

handegg