Ask a 400 pound broke neckbeard with a hot wife anything.... There is hope for you that are out there

Ask a 400 pound broke neckbeard with a hot wife anything.... There is hope for you that are out there.

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You let other men fuck your wife?

how big is her dick?

How much did she cost and from what website?

Nope I'm not a kuck

I worked with her sister for years and she introduced us, she from a small province and has been the most perfect wife ever

She's not trans, but her pussy is amazing and taste like pineapple juice all day long

And remember I'm broke as fuck, I make about 55k a year, she's going to be a nurse and make double what I make...

Sounds like a nasty infection from the surgery.

>Asian
How does it feel knowing she's only with you for your money?

You fuck her ass?

when did she start cheating on you?

kek

>broke neckbeard
How's it feel to be illiterate?

he has no money

Considering she has her bachelors degree in IT and with be a nurse next year and make twice what I make it's great....

Pineapple juice is extremely sugary and acidic to get that taste.

You're lying about the pussy taste obviously, so who's to say you aren't lying about everything?

I took her anal virginity and now she loves it

She's a very loyal girl and I know how to eat pussy, I'm 6'5 and have a 7 inch dick and I make her laugh all day long

>nurse
>110k a year starting

payscale.com/research/US/Job=Registered_Nurse_(RN)/Hourly_Rate

BULLSHIT

Believe what you want, it's so fresh and tasty, Pinay are very hygienic and use a tabo, it always taste like fruit

all of a sudden this thread just got super boring. nudes?

>payscale.com/research/US/Job=Registered_Nurse_(RN)/Hourly_Rate


The median annual Staff Nurse - RN salary in Las Vegas, NV is $71,201, as of August 29, 2016, with a range usually between $63,333-$80,361 not including bonus and benefit information and other factors that impact base pay.

Ever hear of overtime????

Not even close to double 55k you tard and you think she is going to wander out of school and make top level pay? The people making the high end of that scale are people with like a decade of experience you fucking retard. On top of that, Vegas is so stupid expensive, that is like being poor.

This. Once she gets the job, she will leave you for one of the doctors she meets.

Never gonna happen buddy, I've known her family for so long, they are truly loyal people

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>se to double 55k you tard and you think she is going to wander out of school and make top level pay? The people making the high end of that scale are people with like a decade of experience you fucking retard. On top of that, Vegas is so stupid expensive, that is like being poor.


LOL vegas expensive, there's no state tax and it's cheap as fuck to live here. her sister already has her an in at one of the hospitals... you know nothing

how much did you pay for her?

Her family is telling her to use you to get going, then leave you for a doctor, 100% guaranteed.

No asian girl is loyal when it comes to doctors, they fetishize them in the same way white boys do with asian girls.

Your fat.

lol

You're not going to get at me with the insecurity post, but here's a picture of her riding me like a whale shark

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Well yes we've established that, I weigh like 380-400 pounds and I'm 6 foot 5

His fat what...?

looks like a vitecong whore. congratulations on your broken sandal ass 3/10. gross

Good one LOL =)

i respect that op

Have fun with your hand buddy.... or your fleshlight whatever you use at night

Thank you sir, I honestly just got lucky...

timestamp faggot

Hahaha how does it feel to be with a woman who doesn't love you? She's there only for your American citizenship

How much did she set you back?

She came over as a sponsor from her sister LOL

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Timestamp op

That isn't a timestamp you fucktard. Make a sign and pic with your face, with time and Sup Forums.

>not understanding what timestamp means
newfag and a faggot.

If I want a Asian bribe where do I go?

why is your imaginary wife so ugly?

>Having to explain timestamp

Kek

A pinay? thats the equivalent of a woman over 200lbs. Anyone can get a pinay or a woman weighing over 200lbs.

Lets see your wife

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May not be a new fag, but you are an ugly weird looking fag fag.

that tattoo looks like something a woman in captivity would describe to the police

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You ugly ass Jew.

Here's her sister and their family, she's a full citizen and never left the husband, he never had much money either, he was a taxi driver... they're just good women from a small province in the Philippines

Tips for fat guys to pick up chicks?

Good on you OP, you're living the good life m8

>Sup Forums
OUT OUT OUT

I guess you could say I'm pretty ugly mainly do to being a fat fuck, but I'm not a Jew

What makes you think shes hot?

Why'd you spend all your money on a Thai mail order bride? She will leave you, once she gets her green card.

Go to the fucking gym and cut out shitty foods adapt to modern humor.

I've always had attractive girlfriends in my life, just have confidence and it's a numbers game, and if you can make a girl laugh you're in that's about it. also being good at eating pussy will get them sprung on you.

What are you talking about m8, im pretty good off on my own rn, im a paramedic making good money at 20

My bad it was for user before you

o shit. you actually delivered. nudes ples?

Im doing pretty good on my own for being 19
>paramedic
>make good money
>go to the gym
>have fun pretty much everyday

Lol you're ugly as fuck.....
I don't give a shit about your woman.
Attractive or not, she's Asian, while you're not.

I'm blonde and have a blonde girlfriend.
Any idea how amazing that feels?

not that user.
tell me some scary paramedical stories!

I actually have countless amounts of porn with my wife, she's a freak just like me, but I can't ever show those to anyone. it's not gonna happen. she knows I grew up on porn so she does it for my pleasure.

well, you sure are one lucky faggot. totally not 400lbs btw imo

zeek hile I guess?

it's because I'm tall, and I think right now I'm 378 me and my girl play a lot of pokemon go

lucky dog. how old are ya? once i hit 40 i might have to go that route

Actually I used to weigh 500 pounds when she first fell in love with me, she's been supportive and cooks keto meals for me and we go to the gym together

that's cool dude. as long as you're happy and sure she isn't trying to manipulate you or poison your fatass

I'm 38 I started talking to her when she was 17, she's 24 now.

well done sir

Nah no worries in that area at all, I don't have to be insecure, I treat her right, I give her flowers, write her poems and songs and make her smile and laugh every day... she does the same for me. I just got lucky.

damn keep trying if your wife is that badass you really fucking owe it to her to get into decent shape

Actually it's my promise to her, I've already lost over 100 pounds, and with her being a nurse soon she vowed to take care of me when I get my body tuck and have the excess skin removed... I go to the gym 3-5 days a week now, but I fell off this last month because it's like 110 degrees all summer here in vegas

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I dont share your views but I hate to admit, when I was blonde dating a 9/10 blonde...well, that was pretty much the best part of my life. I dont know whether it's cause we were both blonde or because I was 18 and she was 16 and that's just how you feel dating at that age. Shit was dope though

It's easy for people to think the worst of Asian brides, if you go to the big city and pick a bar girl that prostitutes for a living you're not going to have a faithful loving wife, if you go to the small province where the women work hard and go to college you will find some of the most loyal women in the world in the Philippines.

>I just got lucky.
know that feel

That's cool man, im happy for ya

That old cuck looks like my creepy neighbor

Funny thing is I only dated blond eastern European women before my Pinay goddess, first LTGF was Polish and Ukrainian and an ex model, she gave me the giant boost in confidence that allowed me to approach beautiful women with no problem

In my experience most blond eastern European girls are soulless, I felt more love warmth and affection from my wife then all my exes combine

Funny I thought asians hunted whales

I think she has diabetes or something if it tastes like that. She should see a doctor.

We actually make whale shark jokes, like in the photo where she's riding on my back

She's been tested because her mother has it, her A1C is perfect

I like how the fat nasty guys come on here bragging about getting girls searching for a green card.. like it's an accomplishment to stay that unhealthy and still get a girl.

>g for a green card.. like it's an accomplishment to stay that unhealthy and still get a girl.

She had her VISA from her sister... but you didn't read the thread it's ok... carry on