OFFICIAL MANCHESTER CITY VS SUNDERLAND MATCH THREAD 1

Pep's domination starts in 1 bong.

>City
Caballero, Sagna, Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernandinho, Silva (C), Nolito, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero

>Sunderland
Mannone, Love, van Aanholt, Kaboul, Kone, O’Shea, Rodwell, Gooch, Watmore, Borini, Defoe

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>Hart

>Sunderland subs
Pickford, Djilobodji, Lens, McNair, Khazri, Asoro, Januzaj

>City subs
Hart, Zabaleta, Fernando, Navas, Delph, Otamendi, Iheanacho

Let us start this season from a clean slate

fuck off

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Who /moyesboys/ here?

ring ring

>CB pairing of Stones-Kolarov
Well I'm sure there's no way that will go wrong.

>Mannone, Love, van Aanholt, Kaboul, Kone, O’Shea, Rodwell, Gooch, Watmore, Borini, Defoe

>Love
>Gooch
>Watmore
>Rodwell is the only midfielder

What did David >Moyes mean by this?

>X2, +11 corners

Give me money >Moyes, I trust you.

>Gooch
Hehe

>Stones/Kolarov
ok then

>Gooch

WHY IS SILVA PLAYING AS A CM???

>Playing silva as a DM

hes already starting the memes

It worked with Alaba, surely it will work again.

Stones is going to play as a false CB and actually be the playmaker in midfield

I think aguero will be absolute goat this season, like 35 goals in premier

isn't that the question of the day

Even poop knows otamendi is overrated shit

I bet you've never seen Love play.

You'll eat those words soon enough.

>Januzaj
>can't even get in Sunderland's first 11

Remember when United fans said he was literally Ronaldo 2.0?

Alaba was fucking shit for the second half of last season. Sure, you don't notice it, when you're rolling over Darmstadt, but it showed against Juventus and Atletico.

He's playing a fullback that can't defend for shit alongside a young blundermachine, and he's put Silva into central midfield. That's madness.

ye but they also said the same thing about depay

oh wait

Injuries will mean he might get 20 at best

He's literally the Argentine Daniel Sturridge

calm down its only blunderland

He's the only shitty player with a minimun idea of what to do with a ball besides >muh passion, makes sense, specially knowing that he won't suffer much pressure, leaving defensive work to Fernandinho.

Anyways, when he tried it with Thiago at Buyern it didn't work at relevant games thou, since his deffensive presence was shit and was easily overloaded. And Thiago is overrated as fuck.

WE DEM MOYES BOYS
Dubs for meme magic

what about khazri?

>you now remember Kagawa played for United and was the new Ronaldo also

Please moyes expose poop

>Kagawa
>Januzaj
>Falcao
>Depay
>Di Maria

And yet they say Liverpool only sign/bring though failures

inb4 obsession la

enough is enough fuck this bald cunt

>hull are top
>only team to score more than once

We all know how much >moyes likes to cross the ball. You need solid CBs to defend against that, but I suspect that Kolarov is going to drift around, while Stones will try to make as many Cruyff turns as possible. Then you've got Silva in defensive midfield, which will lead to an overall lack of compactness in the centre.

>tfw have to choose between watching this game or playing Nu Male's Sky

It's hard to trust this pic anyways.

In attack I imagine some sort of 4-3-3 with Silva as MC, De Bruyne free on the right side, Nolito at the left and Sterling at the right.

this

>tfw when Gooch is playing in the hole

ring ring

allo?

>poop

Go ahead and get it out of the way:

>Poop
>Moyes

>Caballero starting
Moyes your best shot is now to expose poop

>flopamendi benched

ahahahahahahahaaha

Poop is going to get exposed hard.

It's not too late to sign the good Valencia CB you know

is it true that Pep hates niggers?

>muslim footballers
>ever

Ok why i Hart on bench? I know he is nothing special, but neither is Penis Caballero.

>De Bruyne and Silva in a three man midfield
>kolarov as LCB
is pep autistic?

Poop wants a sweeper keeper meme

>moyes

>De Bruyne on the right
>Sterling on the right
fuck you talking about?

Pep is a fucking madman

REALLY looking forward to this

>Caballero, Sagna, Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernandinho, Silva (C), Nolito, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero

What the fuck is this formation.

This fraud is about to get MOYESED

>tfw desperately want >moyes to pull meme magic but at the same time >guardiolel should win because manure with >mouyes need to fail
How to handle all these memes?

Poop likes his goalkeepers to be good on the ball. It has long been speculated that he might make a move for a GK that suits his philosophy better (ter Stegen maybe), so putting a goalkeeper that you are planning to move out on the bench is nothing special.

Will he try to make Aguero play as a left Messi?

just woke up
half time?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PHONE CALL AHMED

just bite the pillow and embrace all of them

de bruyne is playing the classic inside right position m8

Based Pep bringing back the W-W formation, what an innovator

youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

where will Hart go? Neverton?

Pep get exposed today. He has not even half of the individual quality of Bayern and barca.

Always cringey seeing egomaniac managers make dumb decisions just to prove a point

WE DEM

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City already got Rulli who is sort of a sweeper keeper with good footwork, but he got loaned immediately. Makes no sense.

Can't wait for the post match interview from pep after losing to Sunderland

>The city of Joe Hart

RIP IN PIECES

i'm pissed off today so fucking kill yourself

Pep has gone full meme here

>Silva as CDM
The eternal poop

>pep loses
shitposting and epic memes

>moyes loses
>shitposting and epic memes

what a time to be alive

It was a bloody big deal when my local team, TFC, signed Defoe. Is it a big deal in Sunderland?

Does Pep not notice when you take your phone out in the changing room, Joe?

De Bryune inside and Sterling as a forward/winger. I don't really know how you say every position exactly.

Why is Pep starting 6 fullbacks?

you have to respect poop for really dying for his ideas

>Lindon Gooch
>Murrica

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>Forster will finally be first choice for England

>implying he's still allowed in the dressing room and hasn't been Pigclimbed

Can I request a >JUST Head and Shoulders Joe Hart please lads?

We finally get to see what Guardiola is capable of with a mediocre squad

>Gooch

>hire foreign manager
>instantly starts removing all English players from the team and replacing them with foreigners

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>Gooch

>and shoulders
kek

why is moyes playing 5 defenders, 1 midfielder, 1 winger and 3 strikers?

>implying he goes to games

>implying Pep is not a genius

MOYES BOIS

Pep is love Pep is life

more like
>hire a foreign manager
>instantly starts removing all the shit players and ignoring "muh english passion"

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