Can someone translate this for me please :)

Can someone translate this for me please :)

One faggot to rule them all

"apply heat to blow up in airport."

"Muhammad drank the semen of 1,000 pigs--" I can't make out the second line

That's persian (farisi)

It's says " op is retarded"

may the shwartz be with you!

"Made by Chinese slaves"

translation is
"checked."
weired

"I am a colossal nigger, please touch me on the butt."

Trips has spoke the truth

Checkd**

Drink more Ovaltine

Are you retarded?

Sure, it reads "whomever wears this ring sucks pig dick"

It roughly translates to checked, or seen

Kek

Cut at ThE danG nek

Cheked

Ditto

underrated, kek'd

Eyyyyyyy

"Please flag for additional screening"

Dammit.... you