Halt! We have reports that there are Jews in this area possessing dubs. Show us your singles, and you'll be free to go

Halt! We have reports that there are Jews in this area possessing dubs. Show us your singles, and you'll be free to go.

Right away officer!

o-only singles here

Sorry to have bothered you, my Aryan compatriots! Be on your way now.

No Jew here.

I'm clean, good sir.

Here man

only singles, I swear

oi im not a jew, i swear

Yes, officer

I think you'll find that I have the correct singles.

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HANS. WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE.

I'm no Jew. Heil hitler!

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Here you go sir. Heil Hitler!

No, please! I have a family!

YOU HAD A FAMILY, JUDE. TIME TO JOIN THEIR ASH PILE.

You monsters! I've done nothing wrong! PLEASE!

HAVE NO FEAR CITIZEN *tears off shirt* FOR I AM JEWPERMANNNNN

Listen pall, how dare you be such a narrow minded fool. We have more enemies than just the Jews.

Lung livz ze masta race

I ain't no jew

he...here you go sir

I'm not Jew, sir.

Into the furnace you go Jew

HINSEHEN!!!

I ain't no Jew.

Officer please! There are no jews in Flavor-town!

Say hello to my little dubs nazi pig

I may be gay, but I ain't a jew

I am not a filthy Jew.

I'm a Jew, and there is nothing you can do to stop me from having singles, or posting in this thread. Hitler loved it when I pissed in his mouth.

Dont want any trouble officer

Fuck you nazi asshole! I am proud of being a Jew!

*whips out uncircumcised dick*
DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW TO YOU COMRADE

Heil

Non here, keep moving.

Kike

>> gets shot for being a commie

fUCK

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Jews are gay

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>WE FOUND ONE BOYS!

Will this stop take long, officer? I have to get home to my blue eyed children

I'm poor

To the chambers you go goyim

You close minded fools are the laughing stock of civil society.

Just like a Jew to rat out his own kind when the RWDS show up!

Another Jew in DISGUISE!!! Guards seize him

Sieg Heil!

Hi offizer, heil de führer

FOUND HIM! GET HIM NOW!
Only an answer a JEW would try to give!!!!

Okay this is fucking crap. Why make a thread on Jewish people? What the actual fuck dude? As a race they have suffered enough discrimination already. You stupid faggots are part of the fucking problem kek

And you are soon to be ashes

No Dubs here Hauptstrumfuhrer

TRAITORRRRR

Judaism is a religion, being Hebrew is a disorder.

I was the false hitler all along. The Jews have infected me. Run brothers

I will die with pride, knowing I have done nothing wrong, and spent my life as a good citizen. You all will live as spineless cowards, satisfied only when preying upon others with less power. I pitty you all.

Sounds like a Jew....but no dubs
NEIN WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED

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i a m n o t a j e w , m r n a z i m a n

Mein god

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Quads are incapable of lying

No. We also have gas chambers.

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

This. I'm a proud Jew, haven't done shit wrong, and am absolutely amazed by the crazy bullshit Jew hating cowards push. I pay my taxes, live a modest life, and help others whenever I can. Jews are no different than any other folk.

YOU ARE THE TRUE IMPOSTER. HOW DID THIS MAN GET INTO OUR RANKS? THOSE QUADS ARE OBVIOUS!! SEIZE HIM BOYS!

silly goyim

MEGAJEW DETECTED, HOLY SHIT

Sounds like something a super Jew would say

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I assure you, im aryan

NEIN IT'S A MEGA JEWWWWWWW

Merchant, you're going down

Jews turning on Jews. What is this sorcery?

GIGA JEW IS LOOSE AGAIN! GET THE CLUB!!!

Sheiit

Back to auschwitz with you

DEEZ MOFUQQINQ NUTZ

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You'll never get my shekels!

Ja, ja. Nien I have no dubs, trips of any kind...Good luck!

sure thang

I'm going to keep my money!

Danke mien fuher

Oy vey!

>be me
>be camp gas master
>one day, be out of zyklon b
>oh fuck ohhhhhfuck
>~remember~
>run to the kichen. bingo!
>get the goods back to the ''bathing house''
>made it just in time,
>ok lets do this
>open zyklon b hole
>yep full of starving jews
>pour in giant sack of rice
>they eat it. they eat it alllll
>tell the guards to open the door, open the gate an' let them leave
>they protest but i outrank them
>they leave
>it starts slowly
>pop*...... pop*...pop*.poppoppopopopopopo
>jew guts all over the place
>another joob well done
>the guards look on in a gaze of pure amazememt
>guards turns to me. ''how the hell'' they ask

me: well, jews are rats right?
guards: yes
me: and pigeons are the rats of the sky right?
guard: yes?
me: well you dont give pigeons rice kuz. pigeon bellys cant handle the rice when it will expand

Ill just be going now

Just off to fight the bolsheviks

Looks like we found ourselves a Rothschild. I'll be taking you to the gas chambers personally.

Scheisse must find attic

Sweet jesus

J-j-just singles, boss.

No dubs here officer

I'M MUSLIM! LET ME PASS!

Never jew