What's it like to have a girlfriend?

What's it like to have a girlfriend?

annoying and expensive

352lbs if anyone is curious

Just lose your damn weight.

Make the steps necessary. Jeeze

I feel like a dog who is waiting for his master to come home. It pretty awesome.

Like shit. I have to constantly pause my game to at least pretend I acknowledge her existence, but at the same time, I'd rather have her than a hooker. Yes, I'm implying that they're not the same thing... Most of the time.

I got down to 196lbs once but I put it back on. The problem is I'm a kissless virgin loser. I've been heavy all my life since I can remember. Even if I do lose the weight I'm socially awkward and have nothing to offer a girl, not smart, not funny and little money.

I play games with my gurl. Why not to do the same?

It depends on the person. My girlfriends have all been really cool. Still friends with them.

Like having a fleshlight but more annoying, louder.

Is that a shimada

it's like posting quality threads but then they fill up with newfags that don't even make sense

Lol you sound exactly like me

like a good friend that you can fuck

It's like hanging out with a person who doesn't understand logic, but insists that emotions is a good replacement for logic.

Imagine being a Jew while getting jewed. Bittersweet.

It sucks, and so does she

Shit

good news: now got someone to fuck anytime anywhere.
bad news: now you got a new problem.

Like bags of sand

You go to work. Come home and she's there. She wants to go out but you're tired as fuck. She complains. Repeat every fucking day.

Honestly, it's just like being single. In the sense that you don't feel "fulfilled".

When you are single, you want to be in a relationship. When you are in a relationship, yoy want to be single.

smelly and hairy

Imagine being happy

Must be nice having someone to come home to. All I'm looking forward to this year is Pokemon Sun and Moon, Forza Horizon and GT: Sport

been loved, sex all day, someone that cook for you, someone that let you lick her feet ;)

I remember that episode the guys died while they were still filming.
I felt so bad for his wife.

>Imagine playing video games with some annoying cunt texting you how you seem distant and distracted.

>Walking in mall for n whole going to none of the shops you like. Always ends up in some fight about you being a dick and not being into this "date".

>Ask her to join you on walk. 2min in "My feet hurt user" coming from someone who dances in clubs every weekend in high heels for 6 hours. Ends in yet another fight about mosquitoes not singling her out they not even sentient for fuck sake!

>Plays anyoning as fuck music in your car. When you play one of your songs half way. "Ewwww user why are they screaming!" Listen her music for rest of the 4hours of the trip. Ends in Fight about not stopping at the right garage for her to piss.

>Get sex and blowjobs only on birthdays and when she is drunk and actually closes her eyes the whole time thinking of some sparkling vampire faggot. End in fight cause she thinks anal is gross but she fucked 17 guys before you and had no problem with them.

Had 5 gfs it's not that dreamy.

Pros:
>sex
>social cred

Cons:
>requires constant attention
>requires constant presents & meals out
>will always leave you for Chad Thundercock if you don't give her any of the above

At first my gf cooked and cleaned. But now she doesn't do shit. The house is always a mess. Like today she had the day off and didn't do shit. Her dinner from 2 nights ago is still sitting in the livingroom on the floor. I'm leaving it there to see how long it takes for her to clean it.

Girlfriend Simulator 4.0

1. Imagine hanging out with an annoying retarded man during your spare time.

2. Imagine having awkward sex with a woman once a month.

3. Imagine not being able to play video games.

Now combine 1, 2, and 3.

>mfw broke up with my gf because she wanted to talk at least once a day
Its fine when I was physically with her but when on a holiday, studying or trying to sleep the phonecalls got annoying real fast. Am I autismo?

your gf sucks

no gf ah?

This is my experience as well, user.

And I'm married.

/life

All of your girlfriends really suck. My boyfriend and me, he plays computer, i read book. Meet up for sex at random intervals. One night a week we go hiking or go see a movie or something. Date people who share your hobbies. Side note: If I had a computer when I hung out with him I'd probably be doing what I'm doing right now.

That's one of my fears. I have little to offer. If I did lose the weight I'm pretty sure I'm the one that will be into her more than she is into me. She'll probably move onto someone else because I couldn't keep her interest in me long enough.

I say this because the last time I traveled was in 1992, I'm 33 now. Girls seem to love to travel to places.

I don't know the exact circumstances bro.

>If you love her stay with her

>Don't react to shit emotionally. Rather cool down and then make your move.

>Talk with GF always talk how you feel. As men we struggle with this shit at least spontaneously kiss her when she does something you love about her. Do this early then you gonna have a good time.

>Distance and texts are fuck ups for relationships because text are open to a persons interpretations not the feels behind it if you get what I mean. Rather call. Text are cool if you doing logistics for plans but not for personal matters of the heart.

/thread

Don't over think it. Just become comfy with her first then make future plans together!

>thinking of some sparkling vampire faggot

naw fam she thinking of me

Wesley Snipes aren't you in jailz?

I can't imagine having sex. A lot of people seem to be having it daily but it's never happened to me. It might as well be a myth to me.

It's great because we're really close.
We do a lot of things together, we see movies, play videogames, listen to music, go for a walk, make shopping, cuddle, sex, cook and so on.
It's awesome because the things that were already fun to do alone are now even better.
But this is possible only because she's smart.
All the other girls I had before were a fucking pain in the ass.

pay for it, no shame

see this ^^^ is a relationship, idk what everyone else is going on about. Sounds like hell.

Good job user!

so it's like a prostitute but full time, nice.

Oh wow I heard rumors his next project working title is:

>Blade 7 : We Was Day Walkers And Shit Yo

I'm glad to read this and thanks for posting. you give me hope to try harder to better myself, user.

I'm convinced none of you faggots have girlfriends and If you do you should just kill her and yourself right now. Your life sucks lol

Pretty good but i fantasize about sex with other women CONSTANTLY.

HA! You'll never know.

I don't know and I don't plan too.

like supporting an adult with the mind state of a child. an adult who thinks that they deserve free shit and protection because of their gender.

manipulative co-dependent rats. its so funny how over 90% of males fall for their financial traps

how do people get that fat?

By eating too much.

Salty coins and milk

Bad genetics.

you know you're allowed to improve yourself, right?

Then find a heavy girl, as awkward and little intelligent as you

Empty your balls when too lazy to jerk off.

Fat with fat does not match, he wouldnt reach vagina

That sucks.

Basically in a similar situation to you regarding being fat. But when I lose weight, Im not socially awkward any more.

Depends on the girlfriend. It can literally range from a friend with benefits who also has a job, helps with rent, nd shit or she can be controlling, manipulative, and turn your life into a living hell.

>and little money.

Well thats your real problem annon.

Get rich and get almost any girl you want!

>a person who doesn't understand logic, but insists that emotions is a good replacement for logic.

You mean democrats?

oh shit son, the shitstorm is about to kick off

No you had a stage 4 clinger.
Like the tar type shits that stick to your ads hair

you fucked it up, but I appreciate the attempt at bringing back the old times

At first it's this new girl who's hot and you want to see her naked, and she's going to let you. You discover new similarities between yourselves every time you talk, and you feel a very strong connection. Then time passes, and there's less to talk about. You've seen every heat bump, and the thought of your dick rubbing against that gross skin tag on her pussy lip makes you go soft instantly. She gets very jealous of any other girl writing on your Facebook wall, yet simultaneously sexts with other guys over snapchat who pretend to care while she complains to them about how "thoughtless" you are. You lose all your friends trying to spend enough time with her. Eventually the relationship becomes just you buying her shit that she wears for the other guys on Snapchat to jack off to. But since you never really have shouting arguments, there's no natural way to transition a conversation into breaking up. Then you get married.

My recommendation: Buy a cheap VR headset for your smartphone, torrent some 3D VR porn, and buy one of those $12 rubber pussies + lube combos on Amazon. Had my current relationship started after VR was available, I would have done the same.

same

That dude had a wife. She left him then he overdosed on anti-depressants.

That fat fuck saw more action than most people on Sup Forums. kek.

You're better off. Coming from a guy in good shape with a good looking gf, sex is too much work. Maybe this is all my teenage years of fappage talking, but fapping is better. Sometimes we just masturbate next to each other. I prefer that. Tried anal, I still would rather fap. Only exception would be if she was on top the whole time, could get up to speed, the A/C is on, and I can't smell the lingering shit particles from her ass. Other than that, sex is, at least in part, a chore. Maybe it would be different if she ever came without a vibrator.

... you're cooking her dinner?

>Maybe it would be different if she ever came without a vibrator.
It's the same, just more wet.

I meant the satisfaction of knowing I made her cum, like maybe that would be worth it.

It's the same, just more wet.

:P oh, good to know

lol That image tho

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I know exactly what I wrote.

Sometimes I'm really happy with my girlfriend . Especially when I'm not thinking too much at what she does when she's not with me . I caught her texting to his ex, another time I found her profile on a dating site .

Same with me. I've never had a relationship without the two extremes at once.

If it's an unhealthy relationship? Draining and delusional.

If it's a healthy relationship? Fun and fulfilling.

Be single is good too, a great time for personal growth.