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g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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got to go to work

I'm not out of pain pills yet.

Because I'm too lazy to even off myself

Because it means my ex wins.

I forgot to wear my black trench coat to school today.

hanging out at the house, listening to music and playing kotor 2.

Pretty much this. I live my life as an empty automaton that just works and plays games.

Because unless I get my god damn sauce I won't die happy.

The earth is beautiful. Even though I've had a bad time. Feeling the wind on my face is the most amazing thing you can experience.

Because you haven't given a sauce to the gif yet

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no sauce bro.

JESUS wants me

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health

Because I found a girlfriend and have been having sex regularly, evidently im really good.
We did doggy style last night and it was fantastic. I do not miss being trapped here jerking off to traps and beast, enjoy faggots =)
I have to delete a lot of my porn though..

Because you posted this thread. Thank you OP

You're not that good she's just being nice. Look online to learn how to get her off with oral. Otherwise she will dump you and you'll be back here fapping to tranny porn.

Then wtf are you doing here. Just saying?

life has been getting better and better since i dropped the slut of my ex girlfriend 6 monts ago. I'm getting in shape, dressing up better, in general taking care of myself, that made life much better, i even got a better job. I have fucked 4 bitches since and i met this girl on saturday and she's gonna be my new fuckbuddy. If that goes well i will post pics here so wish me luck

My therapist will likely give me some kind of advice or assignment today. I will feel obligated to try that before killing myself and it will likely get me through till my next appointment on Monday.

I have an Asian fetish and I like checking dubs.

I'm Gunna go get the sex here pretty soon

I have been doing oral, fingers etc every time, usually get her off with oral/fingers then move to dick. She says I spoil her. I don't know, shes seems like a genuine person and I told her not to fake it otherwise I couldn't get better, she said ick I wouldn't do that and you're fine as is. "you make me cum like 4 times every time" I think she just orgasm really easily.

Those aren't real orgasms. She's never had a real orgasm so she doesn't know what she's missing out on. Don't let her down user.

still don't have the motivation to do so. my depression is actually slightly bettering itself but i still wish i could just do it.

good luck

You get off bed real late. Lazy piece of shit.

Thank you.

I dont know man, shes 27, im 23, she said shes only had 3 boyfriends, haven't asked how many people she has just fucked.
She said her pussy swelling was a new feeling so maybe you're right? I don't know, its hard to believe I am the best fuck shes ever had considering she was my first and we just started a few weeks ago..

The dread of nothingness

OP here.
I wish everyone a good day.
Glad most of you are not going to kill yourself.

She's telling you what you want to here she's trying to get something out of you like money or a free place to stay

Cause i got shit to do. Applying for work, wish me luck user.

you're probably not bad but understand that women are compulsive liars.

Got laid off, relationship is on a thin line, cant seem to pull my head out of my ass. Only thing keeping me sane is my shithead. Would been done awhile ago if he wasn't around

are you trying to make him doubt himself for shits and giggles or do you have serious issues with your relationship with women?

How the fuck do you know?

My family.

If my mom, dad, and nieces were out of the picture, I'd be dead already. Doesn't stop me for longing for death, though. I've lost count on the number of nights I've just simply wished not to wake up the next day.

I just don't have the energy to deal with all the ups and downs anymore. I'd sit in my room and waste away on vidya but then I get even more depressed and don't want to do anything at all.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Heh. Funny you should ask that question. Would today not be as good as any other day?

I'll miss my classes brah.

I have great relationships with women but this user is being taken for a ride

It's obvious

Too much homework

lol, you have no idea what you're talking about.
She has 2 kids, her own place, vehicles.
I live with my mom, have my own decent truck and get $12 an hour, she makes 16+ and is far more intelligent in some aspects but she could easily out learn me.
She has bought me far more shit too.I haven't been given any indication that shes using me.


I know its a shitty cliche but she doesn't stand for bull shit and shes not a girly girl. She asked if she could punch this annoying dude at a party and immediately after I said yes she fucking hit him.

I still have my gf at least

I think you're just making assumptions.

you're her boy toy.

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to watch this

because you will give me sauce :)

Don't forget that almost all women (even the ones that act like bros) are more in the emotional camp when it comes to sex. You might not be the biggest cock or the hardest fuck she's ever had, but if she's really digging you, the good feelings kind of patch up the difference between those ends.

That or she's looking to get something out of you that she hasn't gotten yet. It's too goddamned hard to tell nowadays.

>we warned you about women nigga

You really believe that a guy who's never had sex before is giving an experienced 27 year old multiple orgasms and the best sex of her life?

Don't listen to this faggot. Not everyone wants something.

He is right about the emotional things. Some women don't even have a sex drive. Once a month, or some lame garbage like that is all they want.

The emotional connection is more important than the sexual one.

>She has 2 kids
We have a winner. She's trying to trap you into helping her raise her kids.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I don't want my mother to have to bury me.

After she passes away, I'm going to end my life.

I'm checking this in bed. Nine thirty here. And clocked in to work. Feels awesome

Everyone wants something. There's nothing inherently wrong with that. It's when they arent upfront about it that there's a problem.

Yeah, shes really into me for sure. We got drunk, her far more than me and after throwing up she got into this really emotional mood where she said she doesn't deserve me and shes falling too hard too quick.

That might be why, her long term boyfriend or husband, I can't remember (they had two kids) was an emotionally and physically abusive junkie.

She doesn't need the help though and wanted to meet them, they're great kids and they're funny as fuck. Ones They're both under 10 but older than 4.
She can't get pregnant without surgery and if she lied about that it was to her sister too and I would break it off with her for it.

That's why I said OR, not AND. Do they no longer teach reading comprehension in school?

Sounds like you have some issues. From what I hear, dating market is shit for women so she's probably really happy to be orgasming

Hoping to get laid before dying but that may just be wishful thinking.

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Sucks to hear that, man. Takes time to figure shit out

Then good on you sir. It's a special feeling when you have a lady that is really into you. I hope you guys stay happy together

>She doesn't need the help though and wanted to meet them,
You are delusional if you think she doesn't desparately want help raising her kids. There's nothing wrong with that if you are on board. But you should know this is where she's pushing the relationship.

Same thought I had. Fuck it, why wait? Besides, deciding when may be the truest choice we have

Family still cares about me, mostly because they don't know about my problems.
I kinda wish death would come to me accidentally so it doesn't seem as though I wanted it.
Maybe I will od next time I get high

Yeah. Most guys don't know what they're doing in bed for their entire lives. Cause it's an art, bruh. So course some guys rock it straight out the gate. Not like he's some teenage fag ready to cum the moment they get naked

That's fair. My mom's I'll but refuses to see doctors even after they found stuff last time. Told me I have to take care of everyone if anything happens to her. Mom's can make or break us