4 2 0 T H R E A D ?

4 2 0 T H R E A D ?

>smuckers jar
>weed knife

shouldn't you be in school right now lol

banter

STRAWMAN!

I know, I'm one of those faggots that ask these kinds of questions in these threads. But I've never stuck around long enough to get advice, and now I'm becoming desperate since my migraines are causing me to become tolerant to over-the-counter paracetamol. I don't want stronger pills, since cannabis works for me more efficiently.

So, Sup Forums, how do I find a dealer when I don't have any friends who knows one? I just lost connection with a high school dealer a few months ago, and my migraines have worsened since then. I can't take this any more.

Go to a rave and try to talk to people, not many other options

order a pizza ask the guy if he smokes if he replies smokes what he may be able to get you weed. That's the theory anyways, i've never tried it myself. You could also try growing and the onion net

Just go to a skate park if one near you
These guys are pretty laid back and won't beat you and rob you or rip you off
No doubt there will be a few stoners there .
Or a tattoo shop there's always someone smoking weed there
I know a few dealers and time to time sell weed at local skate park when off work plus have a smoke with them
Plus there's always alt girls hanging around them .got my dick wet a few times
Most street dealers are to ovided as most will see your cash and rob you
Or go to a rock bar either one of theses you won't fail .

It's really not hard you just can't stress or be a square about it. People who roll there own cigarettes are a good start. But not guaranteed. Ask younger dudes/ chicks at speedway and gas stations. 20-30 in age. Make sure they don't like like narcs, etc. etc. worst case start asking some trusted friends because it's not a stretch that someone you know smokes.
This is shit

Thank you Anons for the suggestions. I'm a social autist, but I'll try my best.

If they say "no" or appear weirded out by me asking them, what do? Laugh it off and walk away?

Never not known people to buy drugs and I know people sell shit at raves, just trying to help out

Yeah I agree it's shit
If you don't have friends a rave is the worst place to be on your own trying to score weed
The pill monkeys will just stare at you and maybe stroke you
Plus hanging around service stations is fucking tetarded.
>the fuck you on about phaggot

Just act like you were trying to bum a cigarette

If they say "no" or appear weirded out by me asking them, what do? Laugh it off and walk away?

yes do exactly that. You shouldn't give a shit what people think about you regardless. I'd make sure you don't ask them like an awkward cunt though but don't be like "Hello sir can I buy a cannabis bag please" because that's too direct. I've always used the phrase "I'm looking for some smoke but idk anyone who can get me any do you know anyone who can sort me out?"

Always works. Be confidant.

>laughing at people you just blatantly offended or sketched out
You are retarded huh? How about, briefly apologize, say my bad, and then walk away

Just walk away, look for people who dress heady

Well, I'm the person who asked the question and appreciate any perspective on this. I've never had to go outside my comfort zone of talking to my high school dealer (who got me into smoking, so this wasn't an issue before we knew each other) and now I feel pressured to do just that.

I'm worried about the kind of person I talk to: will they report me to the police? That's what's keeping me from going outside right now to find someone. Different country cultures play a part in this, too. I'm in Sweden (really fucked in terms of anti-weed laws/propaganda) if that's relevant.

So Sup Forumstards, I live in this place called Lebanon. Is there any way I can get some weed? I don't know any sellers around here.

Where do you live? Medical weed an option? If so you might even be able to grow it with a card, that's like easy mode win right there.

Don't need to be a social God user just go to the skate park like I said
>buy weed smoke have a laugh with the guys
>keep buying weed from them
>maybe end up being buds
>profit
At school I were a outcast no friend dweeb 16 years on I have 4 freinds
Not much but better than none
That's through buying weed
Break outa your shell
Fuck the worst thing that can happen is you don't get weed and maybe a little piss taken outa you
Go for it dude

The police will 100% not waste their time for someone trying to find the drug. It shows clear lack of connections if you're having trouble sourcing small personal amounts of an illegal drug that'll soon be legal.

>banter
I sincerely hope somebody chooses to stab you to death.

"Officer, some guy at the service station tried to buy weed from me, go arrest him" isn't a very likely scenario. I probably wouldn't try asking the pizza guy unless he's like early 20s and looks like a pothead.

If you go to the right place they won't report you
Plus if you have no drugs u will be fine
I live in England and have been caught with personal possession
£80 fine and a few Hours community service.
Totally off topic I love your snus when not smoking weed I have guztavus snus
Costs me £10 a tin with shipping but well worth it

How should they tell police that you want buy weed when no one knows your name?

Obviously he's going to hi my name >
>Johan's johanson maybe you could deliver my illegal drugs to my house if you have none at the moment
>gives address and zip code

You're probably right. I think I've become paranoid after reading too many stories of drug busts (for instance, one guy made it in the newspapers a year back for having something ridiculously low like 0.5-0.7g hash and got jailed for it). Swedish prisons are where you would WANT to end up if you got jailed, but that doesn't mean I want to increase my risk of getting arrested, you know?
>soon be legal
I think Sweden will be one of the last European countries to legalise. I think there are only two parties here who are pro-medical cannabis, and they're not popular.

We don't get pizza deliveries here, at least not where I live. Thanks for the suggestion, though! I'm feeling more comfortable with the idea of asking strangers now.

Thanks, user.

I wish, but no. I would be granted a medical card for my migraines if I lived in the states, so that's.. good?
I'm in Sweden.

Read the thread for ideas.

>You are retarded huh?
tfw
Yeah, apologising seems more likely for me in that scenario.

Thank you.

I've just realised that I deleted my porn folder a while ago, so have some random unrelated chick to bump this thread.

Just crushed a small bud of lemon

I'd imagine that they would describe how I look to an officer, and them they would take it from there. Some are so strongly anti-weed that they report this kind of thing, and the officers who are also like that would pursue it.

But I do feel more calmer about it after reading this thread.

Thanks, user. I don't need much to forget that I have a migraine, I used to buy maybe 2.5g every 1-2 months, so if I do get caught, /hopefully/ it wouldn't be a sentence. Fines are much, much more easier to deal with.

Don't do snus (I'm a shameful Sven), but I hear many are happy with it. So good for you! Do they sell that stuff in Ikea? When I lived in the UK I would always buy Swedish food there, but can't remember if they sold snus/cigarettes. Maybe not.

No I have if shipped from Sweden
I have only been using it around 6 months
Another user posted a thread on Sup Forums
So I thought I'd try it never looked back gone from 20 cigs a day to 3 snus pouches
Hope you find some weed you sound like a nice guy

Favorite strains? I love in a state where weed is harder to come by, but I've been able to try a few. Platinum girl scout cookies was probably the best I've had so far

I just came back from beach vacation, this was my smoke spot for the weekend

grow weed in your closet. 'supreme seeds' ships from the eu and is super discrete. you can grab a cheap grow light online or locally. also, watch the jorge cervantes dvd's on youtube

girl scut cookies is awesome