Ban me from Sup Forums plz

Ban me from Sup Forums plz

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bumping, I have no self control. I want out

fyi I'm eating pizza right now. Tomato, cheese, egg, schrimp and crab.

I like crab

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More like this?

Post cp and you'll surely be banned.
Or,
Just fucking browse other boards, yeah?

How many people actually have that shit though?

i do and i want to be banned

you have to try harder nigger

ok mr dubs

if you want to be banned you know what must be done

just a little bit harder now

shes actually 18 just very small :(
i know im a huge dissapointment
at least its OC
dont save it if you have actual cp tho
because this is "unsafe material" and can get you noticed
i think
please give me love

>because this is "unsafe material" and can get you noticed
>i think

Whataya mean?

That's neat and all,Mobutu post moar

any vola or dropboxpizzas?

way to give up faggot

we are all disappointed in you OP how could you let us down like this

Inb4 ban

Don't be a pussy get banned faggot

Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported. As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content. These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to ’Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads ’Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism’ as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted. We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just Sup Forums but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act. We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of Sup Forums who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse. Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!

i once looked at the picture in public and a policeman noticed me
then we had to go to the girl and confirm she is 18 and shit
was super awkward
anyone want story? dont have it pretyped tho
also not op

pizza box to make the beat drop

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can you chill mate

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So niggas will start stealing pizzas now.

Both Hugh and Bearing are my heroes.

same here bro

Do it.

_A_a8i // vf. drop some content.

can't tell if you're serious or not

okay but can we talk about how delicious this pizza looks? all that's missing is a bit of pepperoni

lol

> be me 18
> meet this cute goth/emo whatever chick
> she has a great body but the rest is kinda medium/garbage tier
> still think she is funny in her own edgy/annoying way
> start messaging
> talk alot about videogames and movies and shit
> feels nice
> decide to weed with my bro
> jokingly text her to join us
> she agrees
> panicmode.png
> clean room while super high, put on pants and search for condoms
> she says her dad will bring her
wearing shades on a rainy day to cover my eyes
> pick her up at a school that is nearby, her dad greets me
> look at him confused and high
> say " sup dood" and leave with her
> hes just shaking his head in the car, realising what a failure he has set in this world
> take her home
> the bro i weeded with decides to leave
> winks at me
> kek its time to sex
> we have mediocre sex
> still tight as shit
cuddling was great i felt really warm and nice
> get kinda attached
> 2 days later i want to meet her again
> "i dont want anything serious user"
> well what do you want
> "dunno, we can be friends"
> how can this loser bitch even reject me ( im muscular and good looking)
> am i really this shit
> get really depressed
> 3 weeks of perma drunk
> find out she has a bf that lives 5 hours away
> mfw she last saw him 5 months ago
> hes also a massive emo and cuck
> i phoned him and told him his gf is a whore and he just sobbed and hung up
> send him the pics
> he blocks me
> have to see this bitch in school every day
> still didnt have a proper relationsship to this day, only sex
> why am i being sexually objectified

also i am intoxicated so mind the mistakes and scadudels

She raped you! File a report & say that you withdrew your consent after.

Well someone was raped by his uncle when he was young

You know he kept creaming in there until she inevitably miscarried or died in labor.

Hoping you will all enjoy your time behind bars. In other words... you have been report.

LOL, mods are too scared to ban us. They are pussies!!!!
Try me mods BAN ME. I bet you won't!

oh no pls dont ban me from Sup Forums
then ill do something productive in my life
noone wants that

Oh do fuck off, there's a good little chap.

bans just do not happen anymore. i don't know what happened to mods but they became fags. anyone there that day a femanon was told she would be banned if she didn't post nudes and then got banned after she posted them anyway?
ahh those were the days