Whats your excuse for not having a girlfriend with a feminine penis?

Whats your excuse for not having a girlfriend with a feminine penis?

>IB4 gay
Its a proven fact its not

Well??

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i'm too socially awkward to have a girlfriend of any sort
also i'm not attracted to dicks

no passable trans women

[citation needed]

Liking penis makes you gay, and I am a heterosexual

/thread

>Its a proven fact its not
Citation needed.

Also, Its a proven fact OP is a fag

/thread

this
penis = gay
why is this so hard to understand?

Sure thing OP

So then, theres nothing gay about wanting to fuck a butch, hairy person with a vagina?

because these homophobes would hate to think of themselves as gay, instead they'd rather pretend to be straight than deal with reality or rejection.

Its a big fucking insult on the gay community when these retards would rather pretend to be straight than just be true to their sexuality

>some women have penises
>some muslims are catholic
>some cats bark
>some trains fly

> thinking shit-tier analogies are actual arguments

No. Liking man penis is gay
Liking women featured and femine penus is not gay

Because I have a girlfriend with a vagina. Plus chix don't have dicks, faggot.

Thats gay

I hate these

'things that aren't natural happen because faggots like me allow it, get over it!' meme. The gay ones were posted all over my school, even the gay kids thought it was fucking retarded

>thinking people come to Sup Forums for actual political discussion

I'm not attractive enough + social anxiety. I hate myself

Penis in vagina = heterosexual
2 penises = gay
Why is there a daily discussion about this?

Actually all the guy did was lie so pretty accurate analogy.

>black is white

>thinking 'get over it' is an actual substitue for an argument

Nothing wrong with fucking either. A butch hairy "guy" with a vagina is nothing more than an unattractive woman. A pretty, feminine-featured large breasted "girl" is nothing more than a hot looking guy.

Call a spade a spade, faggots. Man had penis, woman has vagina. Super simple stuff, really.

when will this meme end?

>Its a proven fact its not

I AM the girlfreind with a feminine penis :3

Forgot to add "with a penis" to the "girl" description.

Because only men have penises, sorry.

dude, i'm a flaming fucking faggot, and its pretty gay to have sex with someone with a dick.

Just because they look like a girl doesn't make it straight.

The most make sense answer I can give you is you're a bisexual, you faggot.

Now let me go back to my men, and quit bunching me up with your political views.

Sex with trannies = bisexual.

simple.

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Dat Hivemind
Dat DUBS

Pics plox

You mean apart from
>higher chances of STDs
>no biological children
>less sexual options as a giver
>mental instability (to the point of a ridiculously high rate of suicide)
>physical health issues
?
Well, then I'd say I find it disgusting.

Nope. Its only gay if the balls touch

>pretends to be straight
nope, sorry. I'm legitimately grossed out by testicals

that's true, but people with feminine penises WILL put their balls on yours every time

You mean guys with tits?

I have a lady friend I'm seeing tongiht who is still a virgin and her vagina is tight. Much like your sisters and mothers

Because my girlfriend is attractive without a penis?