Dating canadians

have you ever dated a canadian? how was it?

Is it true Brazilians bring bananas on dates?

Fucked a Canadian girl who was half white and half paki is that counts.

Idk, never dated anyone before.
Thanks for the tip, tho.

no

I'm 25 and I've never had a gf ahaha

I slept with a canadian girl a few times while going through Toronto, turned out she had a boyfriend
she was annoying

Is it true that Brazilians use the bananas for their anuses?

You cucked a canadian? That's mean.

No. Stop this meme. Bananas are not resistant enough to fit inside our tight holes.

>have you ever dated a canadian? how was it?

it's great
Canadian cock is delicious

>have you ever dated

it's a man.

Canadians have phat cocks

i hope so
the guy is a 6/10
but at least he's white

White Canadian girls love anime. Imagine the amount of dick a Jap tourist could get.

Like this

Are you a grill?

BIG
LEAFY
COCKS

>Dating
>The Leaf Menace
>Ever
That's heresy

Very offensive delet

too late for her

>Implying

you're right, dating is wrong

american women should wed and breed with canadians

LEAFED

Wasn't quite dating, but had a sort of relationship with an anglo girl from Montreal for a few months. She was a bit of a superficial bitch, but it was some of the best sex I've ever had.

Literally who?

Here's your (You).

LEAF'D

>average size according to women
irrelevant

It doesn't matter who has the bigger cocks because women THINK ours is the biggest. Aus BTFO

...

It doesn't

A couple of them. Once you get over the maple syrup smell they aren't so bad

>It doesn't

There is a 40% chance that these people are not white

Actually a 100% chance because they are A*ericans. All of them are mixed with blacks and natives.

>tfw 7''
Accurate as far as I'm concerned

I am dated a canadian MILF
She was gentle and high skilled
It was awesome

Story? What happened?

are you sure it wasn't just a polar bear?

>tfw no polar bear gf

I went to the relatives to Canada 3 years ago
Met with her on craig list
Said I am russian and she said it's not problem))
She showed me the city and we went to her then

>be Québecois
>have a thicc cock (6" long, 6" around)
>marry a girl from California
>she moves up to my frozen commie city
>I work while she relaxes at home

>her sister is married to an American, who is obese, literally wears a fedora and trenchcoat, and watches anime all day
>neither of them has a job
>they still live with her parents despite being ~10 years older than me

Are Americans literally subhumans? No wonder they crave Canadian comfort.

>>I work while she relaxes at home
>i work while she fucks random Black men in my own house
ftfy

What is it with R*ss*ans and getting black'd?

Exclusively. It's okay, most of them are self righteous feminists, or slutty; but some are cool.