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Anyone who earns less than the equivalent of 35K USD a year is NOT allowed

might do a yank wank

How much is that in real money

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>he has a job

Would you rather:
Be a very socially successful chad
OR;
A famous virgin like Isaac Newton

Respond to this

Like 60k CAD

Don't think much of GBP anymore

Might as well just be normie edition.

can't breathe haha

First one. Your existence is literally a failure if you don't reproduce

why didnt they just eat the dirt lads
literally packed with nutrients

*speedwalks towards you*

People do though

Personally think I look very cute in this old photo

>tfw you make eye contact with a girl and she doesn't immediately scowl

SPOOKS
P
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O
K
S

Are you a ameriboo?

brown reggaeton shithole gf is being silly again lads

i'd expect better from someone who calls himself beautiful

my face is a mess. I am woefully ugly

I am surprised by how people still somewhat treat me as a human

*Does a fat sloppy shit after eating a hungry jacks whopper on the post below me*

*likes it*

wish i was i had a sharp tongue lads

no i just watch the playoffs and casually follow the reg season.
it's not that much commitment and i don't have anything else to do

>Amerdecans

one of my cats is very intelligent

How would you feel if a group of cute girls tied you up and killed you slowly while laughing

What breed?

Note: I am not the manlet

whatever happened to Eve?

is she back living on welfare in the projects?

same

Irish

hideous mutant

That's way more effort than I ever put in

I prefer the ol' 'key desu

New:

just a normal cat. I have a purebreed cat that is quite stupid but friendly

i think its unfair to real manlets to group us in with a 5'2 "guy"

25 minutes left until mr nosestein lets me go home for my 4 days off

would have no problem putting this under the heel of my boot

IIN YOUR HEAAAD
IN YOUR HEAAAAD

he actually looks fine

I think your height concerns are very minor, I don't want to overlook them but I think you're belittling more important issues

If you're under 6' you literally might as well not exist. 5'11", 5'2", it's all the same.

I don't care much about white nationalism
I just don't whant European people to completely die out/stop having kids completely

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well its pretty much a highlight sport

>ol' 'key
>82 regular season games and multiple-legged playoffs where you can't even see the thing they're trying to get in the goal

I have a blocked nose and fever for most of the year. it probably has a pretty bad effect on my behaviour and personality

>nosestein

Did not appreciate your interpretation of this gimmick, delete your post

Wew

always wanted a corporate job but for some reason i've been reading and watching a lot of entrepreneurial material

can't say i actually have a plan or an idea right now but can't shake the feeling of being my own boss and doing everything myself lads

love the security of a corporate job but hate the idea of brown nosing to make my way up the ladder

No one can tell the difference between 5'11" and 6'

so do you probably

>overweight
>covered in sand
>fat lips
>nigger expression
>pig nose
>black hair that's clearly straightened so it doesn't appear to be the inferior curly african hair

terrible

looks like an Indian tranny

business idea: move out to meet diversity instead of importing it

Donald Trump is the president of America

my own mate even told me im ugly

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am legitimately ugly lads

life is hard

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>Day of the Rope is coming

>You'll be swinging from a lamppost very soon mark my words

[multiple second pause]
what?

he gay?

you're not proving your point

and that retarded expression on her face isn't helping her

>disgusting nigger lips
>hair is either a wig or a weave or a chemically straightened mess that looks bad and feels even worse

Stop posting you shitskin cunt

no he has a gf

>t. Manlet

>not wanting a dom gf

holy fucking shit

ahahaha

wow

my oldest friend who've been friends with since the first day of secondary school has finally lost his virginity

thought that'd never happen

wow

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no i haven't though, i'm still a virgin

something looks off about her but i can't put my finger on what exactly it is

she repulses me though

why on earth would I want a dom gf?

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He lost it to you didn't he...?

then i don't believe him
post pics

why the fuck did they attend?

trump was an anomaly. everything about Clinton screams establishment

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Lad I'm literally an ugly freak why is that so hard to accept

Lads, as someone who has owned one for several years now and is considering buying 2 more even though I don't need them...

If you have any interest in collectible cars, motorsport, or just cars in general, BUY AN S-CHASSIS. Get one while you still can. Drop a couple grand on a good one whether you plan on keeping it stock or building a fullblown racer. A few thousand and you'll have a car that you'll never want to get rid of. They have nearly unlimited performance potential, they're collectible and only going up in value, and mine is reliable enough for me to have daily driven for most of the past 3 years.

>wig or a weave or a chemically straightened
Are you retarded?

We dont have the same hair as black people

we straighten it the same way a white person with wavy hair would.

truly ugly people are rare

no he lost it a girl

there there, there's still time for you

I figured my friend would be a permavirgin for life, but it seems that he's finally managed it
if he can do it, so can anyone

Shut up it wasn't a fluke

O'leary 2019

>we

what

turbo hmmmmmmmmmmm

half-castes

that's me. that's why I ended up on this site. that's why my life is so boring

You're a nigger with nigger hair stop trying to act like you aren't

Uppity subhuman filth

look at that head
look at that ugly milky tea coloured skin
hideous!

and that hair is very similar to black peoples

>we straighten it the same way a white person with wavy hair would.

>white person with wavy hair

NO SUCH THING

Mummy is making me cakes, les amis. Being a good boy finally pays off.

Thats exactly why he won

ivanka is incredibly overrated by trump supporters

she looks weird

i want my fucking wax fedora

all trumps kids look weird except barron

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