Hello, Sup Forums. I am the genie of Sup Forums. I am here to grant your wishes. I have lain dormant for decades, but I now awaken to do your bidding.
Those who roll dubs may have one wish granted, and those who roll trips may have three wishes granted. Any wish made will be granted within a week. Choose wisely.
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> infinite wishes
Pizza for tea tomorrow
I wanna fuck a girl
Win flawless trials on destiny this weekend
I wanna fuck a girl that has a friend who will fuck this guy.
I wish i was a beautiful trap
Negate the wishes of all other anons, past present or future.
I wish i was a beautiful woman
I've been fucking guys for so long, need more female
I wish for limitless multiples.
So happy for you user
I want those faggots to call me back and hire me.
I want to be immortal so yeah!
I want to fuck underage girls.
Ability to alter probabilities
Thanks, heres hoping it works
I wants a dick
Me too
I wish no one elses wishes come true
I want to be an hero
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Ability to switch between sexes at will.
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Win the lottery
Insight
Grant me insight and higher understanding
I want knowledge
and fuck this guy
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I wish for wish fulfillment.
If trips, simply grant this wish three times.
I want everything I desire.
I wish you can´t grant any wishes to anyone on Sup Forums ever again
I wish to fuck a girl
I wish hsiw I
I wish for sex
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I wish I had a sliding mechanism.
I wish for pussy
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>big dick
Congratulations, your wish for dubs has been granted.
put dick in lamp
numbers for 9
I wish I knew Natalie Portman.
I wish for you to be free, oh majestic genie!
I wish you to nullify every wish you grant from now on.
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I wish for world peace.
I wish for an extinction event.
contact
sorry man i tried
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry guys.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
At some indeterminate point in the future, some level of life on Earth will cease to exist. Good thing I never said when, right?
>right?
I just want her to love me forever
I wish for OP to send/gift 50$ steam credit or 2 Resident Evil titles I do not own to my steam account. Voitto
I wish that the genie from now one, has the urge to lick his left elbow, but is unable to do that so he has to endure his life as a living hell where his elbows can't be licked
kek
Gf
why not wish that he could lick his elbow though
Money, 50k is cool
I wish I could fly by thought alone.
I wish my life would turn around, instead of me having to turn around for my life.
What about quads?
well I tried
I wish this guy get fucked in the ass by a bull.
I wish that no one in this thread would have their wishes come true
gf
dubs necessitate an answer
I want to get trips
Gf
100k too
>"Any wish made will be granted within a week"
We are so fucked.
I with I was the dictator of eurepe
I wish for quads
i wish for 100 tabs of acid and a pound of sour diesel
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And you succeeded.
Ok lets say 10k
Make my life better, give me friends and a gf
Shut the fuck up. You fucked up pot head, pill popping mother fucker.
1 million dollars
999 trillion dollars cash
I dont care about any other wishes
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i'd like some puss.
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ill be your fucked up friend.
Fuck yeah
I'd like to be able to teleport
I'd like a gf.
Now ! Roll
Can I get GTA IV for my steam? Also check deez dubs
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It was nice while it lasted. Shame... all those people who rolled dubs will get what they want, when it all ends.
Unless, you know, maybe their life goes right because everything else goes wrong. Or something. Or someone negates the wish somehow.
>what did you do before it all went to shit user
>I wished for mass death and destruction
Off to kill myself
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i wish a girl would ask me out
and i want her to be clear about it, not some shit like "hey you're cool user"
i want a "hey user i like you wanna go out with me?"
reroll
i wish for dubs
well OP never said no rerolls
I wish for global thermonuclear war.
I wish for £750,000 to be transferred into my bank account
Thanks
kill me
-eternal youth
-mind control
-shape shifting
rolly mcrollroll
Atleast ill be a woman by then
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