>be me >18 yo >i fucking hate parties >SPECIALLY costume parties >mostly because I think costumes are fucking retarded >i've been invited to a costume party on saturday >i declined from the beginning >i told my gf about it >she asked me if she could go >I said yes, it's ok if she wants to >tell her I'm not going because I hate parties (she knows this) >she begs me to go >starts begging more and more >doitforher.png >i end up accepting >i don't have a fucking clue about those parties >it'll be full of fucking hippies and shitbag niggerdicks >i can't decline because she'll be mad at me
So now i have to go to a stupid fucking party and i don't know what to do, i need a costume before saturday or they won't let me in
go as a nudist or Adam and put a leaf over your schlong. play it cool
Landon Lopez
op is a faggot
ps if you don't go your gf will be getting ALL the niggercock
Austin Martin
found a costume for you op
Liam Thomas
get her to dress you like a drag queen then youll get to live out all those sissy fantasies
Carter Jackson
go as a whiny cunt that way you won't have to change.
Mason Green
oh my quads
Jayden Robinson
Witnessed
Samuel White
Do I spy quints?!
Christian Watson
Green body suit and a suit on top?
Brody Lopez
Do it faggot
Logan James
It was meant to be.
Parker Rodriguez
neato
Jaxson Sanders
Quints u Berk clearly 5 lots of 3
Thomas Howard
Quints do not lie.
Ethan Hall
Stop whining.
Dominic White
Dress as Hitler or isis
Samuel Butler
Just dump yourself with melted cheese and say you're Nachos
Carson Davis
You sound incredibly anti-social. For the good of everyone, just off yourself. You're a perfect example of someone the world is better off without.
Asher Bell
tape a note to your t-shirt that says "I'm an insufferable cunt"
Aaron Hill
such negativity, sounds like you're great at parties.
Colton Bennett
Stop being a cuck and tell her you don't want to fucking go. Jesus, you are fucking pathetic.
Hudson Lewis
have her go as flo and you as that dude with the khaki pants
then everyone fucks flo
Benjamin Richardson
op here
niggers come on, costume parties are fucking retarded if you're over 16
but anyway, i'm just complaining because either way i'm going
Caleb Perez
Blow it off. If your girlfriend asks what happened, just say you went as a ghost.
Grayson Hall
RIP
Mason Fisher
So what are you going as then, faggot? And what short skirt slutfest costume will the gf be in?
Levi Collins
Stop lying. that "gf" was your sister and you just having a shitfit because you don't know how to talk to a fucking stranger.
Carson Miller
i have no fucking clue
Jordan Perez
A little out of date now, but I knew a couple who went as Jodi Arias and Travis Alexander.
Thomas Cook
Oh op you're such a whiny bitch.... You need to learn to just go with the flow. You'll have plenty of time to become master level hermit in your late 20's and avoid all social contact. I remember when I was exactly like you though. Hah. Just go and make the most of it.
The fig leaf thing is a great idea. Wear a body suit if you have too. Don't act like a cockbag either other wise your gf with pick some other dudes dick she's gonna polish while you're not paying attention or whenever she gets tired of your whiney bitchy no partying ass. Just get a DD or pay for a cab and get so effin hammered you don't care where you are if you have too. But don't go and complain the whole time and act like a bitch. That's the recipe for ruining your relationship.
Dylan Cruz
OP your autism is off the charts.
Put on a fucking lobster costume, get shitfaced, and have some fun. You don't have to like anyone there.
Juan Harris
This is day one shit bro. Fuck, do I have to do EVERYTHING for you?
Carter Thomas
i don't like getting shitfaced on those enviroments i've never been to a costume party in my whole life so day one shit my ass
Aaron Cook
Text your bitch right now. Find out what she's dressing as. Once you got that figured out, you can plan your shit accordingly. I'll wait.
Jacob Flores
well we're going as fucking bonnie and clyde
could've been worse man i fucking hate costumes
Logan Long
Looks like you found an excuse to wear a fedora in public there champ. This chick your cousin or some shit? That's a weak ass costume. Or maybe she's paying attention to your distaste for costume parties by not having you wear a retarded Raggedy Andy gettup or something. Fuck, idk man. My best advice for you is to probably kill yourself and get out of it.
