/brit/

youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE edition

ol' 'cide

just ruptures my anus

If you've recieved any formal education you ARE a normie

found the abo lads

what does this have to do with british culture?

good post

Gonna destroy my bollocks with a bundle of fireworks lads.

...

nothing, go to my thread, far more british

>5 /brit/ threads
janny's nut is going to explode

good one

i am a descendant of atlantis

I took the name off already, don't be a faggot now.

the gf

overweight
not healthy

British women are much more attractive than French desu laddos

Softcore porn is the only gentleman choice. Everything else is a form of cuck porn and makes you a faggot.

>ywn experience the golden era of the place you're from

hold me lads

Think I'm in love lads.
He's French, met him in the other thread.

gross

twerking is a turnoff for me

but this is the golden era

tfw no French bf

melbourne? gold coast?

willy is TOO SMALL to satisfy that much arse

Have a brit on the side, les amis. Don't tell the wife haha

Cant get this to load severly disappointed

are they actually?
why him and not one of the other losers

all of the 1st world

i really hate it

black civil rights is not part of our history like the fucking americans

all our blacks are ones that ran away from america for fucks sake

>les amis
I'm starting to think he's not French. Surely you'd say mes amis if you were French.

it's an obese black woman shaking her arse

there are things that used to make me smile
one of them was you for just a little while

>tfw everytime a have a shit blood comes out my anus like a nosebleed

hmmm

It used to just be a splotch of blood when wiping for a few months now it's worse

Not going to the doctor though

Both work.

its a black woman shaking her lard arse

>Not going to the doctor though
Why not cunt?

alri bowelcancerlad

Nvm then thought it was an asian.

I guess the literal translation doesn't work.
Hello, the friends!

try harder

Me, the gf, and the bitch

just torrented mass effect

should i play with my M+KB or ps3 controller?

I'm playing on an HTPC so I can play on the couch with the controller

It's just a tear in my anus from what I can tell

Nothing serious like internal bleeding

>tfw no french gf or gf (male)

>Not going to the doctor though
cancer isn't fun mate

you should get that checked

Translation would be hello friends for les amis, hello my friends for mes amis

"Me, the bitch, and the dog"
haha what a gimmick
thoughts lads?

when you wipe is it bright red or dark red?

smegma me arse

>tfw
>when
>no
>jennie
>gf

Literally sick of peeing lads.

Any good natural redhead porn stars lads?

doing a browse of /r/asianmasculinity

meme dog
twat v neck

bright red

Stop playing with your arsehole

Guys walks in with a duck under his arm. Says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife says "that's not a pig, it's a duck." Guy says "I wasn't talking to you."

>having doctor stick their finger in my arse

nah

Well yeah, I was just commenting on the definite article 'les' and how it would literally be translated word by word.

/r/AsiansGoneWild/ is the credited Asian subreddit

*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

you're fine then. just a tear or hemorrhoids

marie mccray

arr rook same

drinking a special herbal tea blend
its gross so you know its extra healthy

Nonce.

enjoy your horrible painful death then

finally an infowars video i can watch. hate all the news shit, just want to hear alex ramble about aliens

Nonce

why the fuck would i want to look at naked chinks

As I thought

It is getting progressively worse though

More blood each time

alri gayboy

have fun getting fingered by dr patel

Asian racists are the funniest racist just because the butthurt is phenomenal and they have even less political correctness than blacks

/r/aznidentity is the best insecure beta chink subreddit

they're fit and all seem to be into bum stuff for some reason

>torn anus
>calling anyone gay

cheers didn't know that one

normie friend keeps telling me to watch his youtube lets plays and i keep telling him to fuck off, feel like a bit of a dick tbqh but i know i won't have anything nice to say about them because i hate that pewdiepie bullshit

try taking a stool softener daily. softer poos will help it heal quicker

for the upboats of course

i can't do everything
but i'll do anything for you
can't do anything except be in love with you

Really proper glad that im white Anglo and live in the 1st world lads. Like WOW I dodged a bullet there haha

on the agenda for the rest of the night (in order):

-do a poo
-smoke an american spirit perique blend
-have a wank
-eat a meal
-take a shower
-listen to jazz while smoking american spirits balanced taste and sipping sweet tea

>they're fit

I know that's not you

ah true, once shoved a medium-sized eggplant up my arse just for the (You)s

Are you a heterosexual by any chance.
Probably.

i hate the feeling of wiping your bum and it coming back bloody, it feels emasculating, like you've had a period

have literally never had blood in my stool

*stabs you in your poohole*

Neither have I

cute pure historian gf 2017

controller is usually the preferred option for third person games isn't it?

how big of a dump do you have to take to have literally torn your asshole in the process? I'm team gentle poopoo, don't know about you you

okay

>tfw you stand up and the toilet bowl is covered in blood

go to the doctor faggot
some people who get cancer dont even show symptoms before it's too late

I've had massive poos
they come out quite easily though

yeah ur right plus I just smoked weed so i want to sit on the couch as opposed to my seat

it seems like lately my shits have outgrown my anus. i know it's not haemmorhoids so maybe i should see about getting bummed to loosen it up a bit

if he knows you don't like that shit and still keeps pestering you then he's the dick