youtu.be
/brit/
ol' 'cide
just ruptures my anus
If you've recieved any formal education you ARE a normie
found the abo lads
what does this have to do with british culture?
good post
Gonna destroy my bollocks with a bundle of fireworks lads.
...
nothing, go to my thread, far more british
>5 /brit/ threads
janny's nut is going to explode
good one
i am a descendant of atlantis
I took the name off already, don't be a faggot now.
the gf
overweight
not healthy
British women are much more attractive than French desu laddos
Softcore porn is the only gentleman choice. Everything else is a form of cuck porn and makes you a faggot.
>ywn experience the golden era of the place you're from
hold me lads
Think I'm in love lads.
He's French, met him in the other thread.
gross
twerking is a turnoff for me
but this is the golden era
tfw no French bf
melbourne? gold coast?
willy is TOO SMALL to satisfy that much arse
Have a brit on the side, les amis. Don't tell the wife haha
Cant get this to load severly disappointed
are they actually?
why him and not one of the other losers
all of the 1st world
i really hate it
black civil rights is not part of our history like the fucking americans
all our blacks are ones that ran away from america for fucks sake
>les amis
I'm starting to think he's not French. Surely you'd say mes amis if you were French.
it's an obese black woman shaking her arse
there are things that used to make me smile
one of them was you for just a little while
>tfw everytime a have a shit blood comes out my anus like a nosebleed
hmmm
It used to just be a splotch of blood when wiping for a few months now it's worse
Not going to the doctor though
Both work.
its a black woman shaking her lard arse
>Not going to the doctor though
Why not cunt?
alri bowelcancerlad
Nvm then thought it was an asian.
I guess the literal translation doesn't work.
Hello, the friends!
try harder
Me, the gf, and the bitch
just torrented mass effect
should i play with my M+KB or ps3 controller?
I'm playing on an HTPC so I can play on the couch with the controller
It's just a tear in my anus from what I can tell
Nothing serious like internal bleeding
>tfw no french gf or gf (male)
>Not going to the doctor though
cancer isn't fun mate
you should get that checked
Translation would be hello friends for les amis, hello my friends for mes amis
"Me, the bitch, and the dog"
haha what a gimmick
thoughts lads?
when you wipe is it bright red or dark red?
smegma me arse
>tfw
>when
>no
>jennie
>gf
Literally sick of peeing lads.
Any good natural redhead porn stars lads?
doing a browse of /r/asianmasculinity
meme dog
twat v neck
bright red
Stop playing with your arsehole
Guys walks in with a duck under his arm. Says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife says "that's not a pig, it's a duck." Guy says "I wasn't talking to you."
>having doctor stick their finger in my arse
nah
Well yeah, I was just commenting on the definite article 'les' and how it would literally be translated word by word.
/r/AsiansGoneWild/ is the credited Asian subreddit
*slides into the thread*
wahey!!!
you're fine then. just a tear or hemorrhoids
marie mccray
arr rook same
drinking a special herbal tea blend
its gross so you know its extra healthy
Nonce.
enjoy your horrible painful death then
finally an infowars video i can watch. hate all the news shit, just want to hear alex ramble about aliens
Nonce
why the fuck would i want to look at naked chinks
As I thought
It is getting progressively worse though
More blood each time
alri gayboy
have fun getting fingered by dr patel
Asian racists are the funniest racist just because the butthurt is phenomenal and they have even less political correctness than blacks
/r/aznidentity is the best insecure beta chink subreddit
they're fit and all seem to be into bum stuff for some reason
>torn anus
>calling anyone gay
cheers didn't know that one
normie friend keeps telling me to watch his youtube lets plays and i keep telling him to fuck off, feel like a bit of a dick tbqh but i know i won't have anything nice to say about them because i hate that pewdiepie bullshit
try taking a stool softener daily. softer poos will help it heal quicker
for the upboats of course
i can't do everything
but i'll do anything for you
can't do anything except be in love with you
Really proper glad that im white Anglo and live in the 1st world lads. Like WOW I dodged a bullet there haha
on the agenda for the rest of the night (in order):
-do a poo
-smoke an american spirit perique blend
-have a wank
-eat a meal
-take a shower
-listen to jazz while smoking american spirits balanced taste and sipping sweet tea
>they're fit
I know that's not you
ah true, once shoved a medium-sized eggplant up my arse just for the (You)s
Are you a heterosexual by any chance.
Probably.
i hate the feeling of wiping your bum and it coming back bloody, it feels emasculating, like you've had a period
have literally never had blood in my stool
*stabs you in your poohole*
Neither have I
cute pure historian gf 2017
controller is usually the preferred option for third person games isn't it?
how big of a dump do you have to take to have literally torn your asshole in the process? I'm team gentle poopoo, don't know about you you
okay
>tfw you stand up and the toilet bowl is covered in blood
go to the doctor faggot
some people who get cancer dont even show symptoms before it's too late
I've had massive poos
they come out quite easily though
yeah ur right plus I just smoked weed so i want to sit on the couch as opposed to my seat
it seems like lately my shits have outgrown my anus. i know it's not haemmorhoids so maybe i should see about getting bummed to loosen it up a bit
if he knows you don't like that shit and still keeps pestering you then he's the dick