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shit thread

Perhaps this will entice you

hot
sister is better

canadians don't export anything

eugenie's got the chebs though

gfycat com / InferiorDependableInvisiblerail

looks really fun to touch :\

people like Van Gogh and he never received any patronage or recognition in his lifetime

anyone else think mushrooms taste better when they're slightly old and shrivelled?

Din' from a tin.

Got flu ffs lads

Cannot hack 90 minute commute through London when my nose is going like a leaky tap

For fucks SAKE had some important shit to do today as well

My immune system has all the strength of a child with polio

>gfycat com / InferiorDependableInvisiblerail
reminder that somewhere some chad is literally "bored" with that

I'm guessing you were a formula baby who grew up indoors rather than playing sports and running around the woods

Don't do it cunt

>825,000 tourists expected to flood Thailand over Chinese New Year

If dubs the next poster after mine will be heemed by me.

saw ashens's review of the american version of this and it didn't look anywhere near as good

yanks need to step up their game

I'll get you an ice pack mate

but these sorts of people are impossibly uncommon compared to everyone else (even already rare geniuses)

yet everyone think "they" are the next misunderstood loner savant

Nah not really, I live in the countryside, that's got fuck all to do with flu desu

Commuting in London is like wallowing in a Petri dish however

honestly looks exactly like a McDonalds burger
>American burgers

Can't make a girl cum but I can make my cat purr in 5 seconds flat so

would not advise this lad. first nail in the marriage coffin.

Mum just sent me this

Can't fathom how people can stand living it cities desu it's always "the pay is better" but ofc they never mention significantly higher living cost or "there's so much to do!" yet they spend all their free time frequenting the same pub

I want to move to England, but I'm not sure which part.

Which region has girls that are into Native American guys? Bristol?

hmm

Even your mum knows you're a hopeless loser lad.

Time to move to the USA.

t. 1/64th Iroquois who calls himself Metis

>once i get friends irl
oh that poor summerchild

>there are breeding populations of Nile Crocodiles in Florida
>the state government has a strict "shoot on sight" policy for any of them.

wew
they breed quick too, Florida is already overrun with gators

Skegness

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Im planning not too, i know its just a passing thing. Tge fact a young qt is interested is just nice. Im nkt gonna ruin my marriage for it though. I mean a girl willing to go woth a married man is not prime material.

yes lad bristol girls are well known for that

I don't live in the city, I commute in

all women are race traitor whores so anywhere basically

cannot even fathom a girl enjoying me being around let alone loving me

I'll give you that but true artists don't paint/sculpt/draw/whatever for the recognition of others they do it because it's how they find catharsis

Winston Churchill for instance painted throughout his life because it was how he dealt with his depression

wish my catty was dead -_-

Thanks guys.

I am Iroquois. I would tell you what tribe, but there are only 7,000 of us left after the French killed so many of us and burnt down our homes.

how did they get there?

>tfw you will never live in a country where the government lets you take matters into your own hands once in a while

same

if yanks and leafyanks are just going to keep writing essays to each other why can't they do it in /cum/ ??

hewillnotdivide.us/

*travels to thailads runt MRT habitat*
*heems him*
*gets back on the BTS*

Haha join the club mate

What on earth would possess a woman to spend her limited time on this earth in my company

The mind boggles

refuse to click this

>but true artists don't paint/sculpt/draw/whatever for the recognition of others
plenty of "true artists" do commision work for a living, 500 years ago that meant painting for the wealthy
today that means doing art for corporations/advertising in order to fund what you do elsewhere as well as get your stuff out there regardless.

*wasn't dead

!! :o

what's your injun name? is it "Posts on /brit/"?

haha, get it?

lads i don't know if you noticed it but i've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch

Mate, I don't give a rat's arse frankly

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*grabs 9mm*

should have killed more
fucking chugs

Please do NOT heem me.

Class in 6 and a half hours

Brave of you to start calling people runts Mr Kids Menu

>What the fuck kind of logic is this? You say this like sex is no big deal to women.

Considering how much females slut around with chads it must not be a big deal.

They could even wear condoms and fuck incels. BUT THEY DO NOT. Females are cruel and inhumane monsters and should be treated as such. Revoke all female rights and freedoms. Down with feminism. Females can only have rights as the property of men. BRING JUSTICE EMPEROR TRUMP! SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER TRUMP! BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE ME SANDWICHES BITCHES!

*grabs mosin nagant m44 carbine*
i have your back comrade

creasing

that guy has been there for over an hour repeating himself over and over

what a twat

Do you look Mexican

Didn't we work with you against the anglos in the 7 years war?

Don't know.

That's sort of how cultural genocide is like. Hehehe.

k
Hey, it wasn't our fault for being here first and not having advanced technology and shit. That was just fate.

Sup Forums just arrived so it might be funny to listen to now.

*steals thailad's gf*

Should've wiped both frogs and chugs out of Canada tbb (to be blunt)

>keep writing essays
oi, so ya think ya are a clever cunt, aye m8? ya think ya told us off, aye ya cunt? i will bloody fucking glass ya gimpy little cunt!

What's worse

>muh heritage Yanks (Irish)
>muh heritage Leafs (Natives)
>muh heritage Yanks (Natives)

>French

Actually it was the English who did that

Why do you think so many Indians allied with the French in the French and Indian War?

*rubs Thainonces bald scalp for good luck*

You're confusing me with the Algerian.

Good thing no one wants a stupid slag as a friend

he's bald as well as fat? kek

so did anything happen at heathrow?

>tfw no one cares about English muh hurritage Canadians
>Not even the government

Muh heritage leafs who think they're French

so all this trouble, for what?
so i can blow up, marry a slut but can't watch my seed grow up?

>to be blunt

i did a sbd

someone got robbed...

Me - when I got the bill for my food in wetherspoons!!

Muh heritage Italian yanks tbqh

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE

brits in general

watching Wicked Tuna: Outer Banks lads

Cage looks a bit rattled there mate

watching Food Network lads

all the maps in the game queue are shit
hate when this happens

Grew out of videogames at 17

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What videogame are you playing? I'm playing FFXIV right now.

Look at this smug ass cat.

hmmm

knew a gay kid at school who bragged about having a rich family but it turned out his family was poorer than mine

fob

life is bloody pointless without friends or a partner

>tfw you realize that Sup Forums is now popular and normie enough for this to be screenshot and put on a magazine article

australia has a constitution but i haven't read it

What went so right?