Go abroad

>go abroad
>Everyone confuses me for an American and treats me like shit

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>go abroad
>Everyone confuses me for a Mexican and treats me like shit

why are people rude in foreign countries?

Drop a few Eh-bombs, and subtly put in the word "aboot" they'll catch your drift.

not true, everyone knows who you are and that's why they h8 U.

>Why are people rude in foreign countries?
>"Build a Wall! Fucking Mexicans ruining my precious 'Murrica"

Pick one burger

Funny how people do treat us differently. I've noticed that the Brits, the French, the Dutch, and the Turks in particular were much nicer when they found out you were a Canadian - Turks especially so

Little do they know we're the exact fucken same eh buds

>go to any nordic country
>people speak swedish to me

>go anywhere
>everyone thinks Im swedish or calls me "the viking guy"
STOP

Exactly, if you are leftist liberal, we are rude to you commie scum

Americans were my favourites in foreign countries; they were always the least intrusive so always very reliable for a comfy party, if you're just starting off in a place, where you won't be expected to know too much culture.

>go abroad
>Everyone confuses me for a monkey and keeps giving me babanas

Nobody gives a shit about your cutesy historical factoids. You're scandi.

Nobody cares about your cutesy historical factoids you're an abo.

>go anywhere
>Literally revered as it God

>Someone make a note of that man's bravery

Do Albanians in other countries pretend to be Italians, Greeks and Turks too, or is that just a thing in shitmany?

>that feel when learned the Canadian national anthem specifically to pretend to be Canadian abroad

Foreigners hated my guts while Bush was in office and I'm guessing Trump is going to cause that as well.

You should know swedish Pekka

>people literally wonder why Americans never leave the country.
Well I guess I will never go outside the country now.

>go abroad
>americans have canadian pins on their backpacks so locals don't hate them

REEEEEEE STOP IT YOU IMPOSTERS

avoid Greece you piece of shit

Thanks for the idea.

Muslim countries really hate us

what is that poll even about?

Probably this.

Kinda surprised that China's opinion of us is as positive as it is. But why do the Turkbros hate us?

Turks actually hate everyone.

You are just an East-swede bro

>turkbros
No one is bros with the turks, not even other turks.

Why Jordan though. Even worse than Palestine and Russia

You wouldn't understand our archaic finlandsvenska anyway.

>go to any nordic country
>people speak swedish to me
have you tried other nordic countries than Sweden?

>United states 15%
Go to India, yankee man.

>I'll bully you as an individual if your government does things you can't control!
Wtf I hate the world now

Welcome to the rest of the World.

>go to East Asia
>everyone mistakes me for a local

This happens to me. I think it is all right.

I love American tourists desu

Put a Canadian flag on your backpack that's what the rest of the Canadians do.

I could always tell I was talking to a Canadian in a few sentences and they were always so delighted when I ask them if they were from Canada first.

Incredibly nice bunch the Canadian backpackers. Pretty much the absolute polar opposite of their counterparts on this board, who are the lowest of even this near-rock-bottom-low known as Sup Forums.

I love all tourists
except german since they are mostly not german
sad!

Come here. I'll buy you a beer

>go to America
>"are you English or Australian?"

>go to russia
>everyone is cool to me because trump is president now

Feels good man

>go to England
>Everyone confuses me for a spanish
ok lol

I went to norway and they spoke swedish to me and in iceland first thing I heard when I walked to a hotel was hur mår du

>go abroad
>everyone treats me well because I'm good looking

You wouldn't understand a word of proper finlandsvensk, or atleast it would sound fucking weird to you.

youtube.com/watch?v=43GWoVxRk2Y

It's the foreigners (usually europeans) fault for being so biased against americans.

Why do euros treat americans so badly? I've seen it first hand when I was in Japan, it's embarassing.

>go abroud
>everyone is a filthy foreigner

At least you survived.

this, I once went to another country and everyone was foreign like what the fuck and I didnt get my money back

>go abroad
>pussies are getting soaked by me gracing their eyes with my accent
Feels good mane

>go to Hungary
>people say "See ya!" as a greeting
>literally put last names first

>Go abroad
>Everybody threat me well cause im a nice and social guy who know how to cope with all kinds of people
Nice

It's because you didn't proudly display your preferred Canadian province.

If I have to resist the urge to laugh then I assume they are Australian.

Dont actual Frenchies view Quebecois as trashy tho

then I must be one funny motherfucker

>Caring what poofs think

>go abroad
>everyone treats me well because Im not ugly

>go abroad
>everyone loves me because I'm American

I always ask a question in french when I don't know if it is an american or a canadian.

>go abroad
What's that?

Means to go to another cunt

I don't blame people for being rude to Americans, greatness makes people jealous

I want to go to your country and hang out with you personally

There are other countries?

So tell correct them?
I don't see the issue.

>go abroad
>everyone confuses me for a Belgian and treats me like an autist

>american tourist family
>asks if funland is safe enough that they can leave their stuff in the car outside the hotel
>can't say yes because they'd probably sue the hotel if their car really was broken into
>just say that I don't remember the last time something like that happened
>american family tells me how they got their car broken into in italy and how all their luggage was stolen before coming to funland
americans are weird

What's weird about not wanting your things stolen

It must only be the upper class in Jordan that likes the US. Don't really get it. We give their military tons of shit.

Why does Africa seem to like us so much? Does Peace Corps actually work?

I think that what is weird for him is speaking to strangers.

I mean I'm a southerner and I have no trouble understanding finlandssvenska. It's just a dialect.

Whats the part where they were weird? In finland you can walk safely with your phone and wallet hanging out of your pockets but its definetly not so in most other countries

This is a REALLY old practice.

People R Jelly
WORLDWIDE

>visit Europe's butthurt belt
>expect people will spit on my back and curse until 4th generation
>everyone is nice and friendly
>Even made new friends and one Czech visited me in Russia

Still don't understand why. Maybe Russophobia is prevalent only among spergs who care about things happened long before they were born and think that ordinary people are in charge of their governments.

Russophobia only happens amongst old people, leftists and autists on Sup Forums.

>go abroad
>"tell me how to say "X" in French, I want to say it to my girlfriend but also for it to sound romantic y'know"
Enough!

>vote for guy that yells these things
>WE DIDN DU NUFFIN

>go abroad
>where are you from?
>AHAA CZECHOSLOVAKIA EASTERN BLOCK COMRADE VODKA RIGHT HAHA

Everyting I needed to know about c*nadians I learned in 2011.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Vancouver_Stanley_Cup_riot

I don't know how c*nadians memed everyone into thinking they are "nice and friendly".

>go abroad
>tell people i'm Brazilian when they ask
>AAAH CARNAVAL, RIO, SAMBA, CAIPIRINHA, AAAHH HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FAVELA??

NO, I FUCKING HAVEN'T SEEN ANY, I'M NOT FROM FUCKING RIO!!!

REEEEEEEEEE

...

Nah he's just fucking with you. Unless if you count those weird little pieces of land around you as "countries"

>haven't gone further than 200km from my house in my entire life

Call the puliça, this user is mad.

Just go on a roadtrip one weekend bro

>poor
>living with my parents
>don't have a car
>going to college

Then do it on a train or bus, or hitchhike.

Similar situation as well user.
>tfw to poor to travel the world
>tfw to poor to even travel your own country

med oliveoil siestaniggers are all the same

watch less RT

>tfw I have to drive 200km from my home just to buy clothes or other basic necessities

I wish I could go to the US

Do you live in the north part of Canada?

No, the poor and rural eastern part.
There is a town of about 2,000 people 50km away where I buy food, basic supplies, etc, but the nearest city is close to 200km away. You have to go there for a lot of medical services, to buy clothes, furniture, etc.

Do you have skype? We could be friends someday.

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I made when I was young reeee