My gf went under the bed to get something and says I'm in the way of her getting out.
I'm obviously not and said no just get up.
She's refusing to move until I 'get out of the way'. It's turned into a full blown argument and now we're at a stand off. Who can last longer?
I've been here 20 minutes now.
Pic related.
The fuck?
time stamp or it ain't true
Is she potato ?
put a finger in her ass and see if that's make her go out
Lol really, jk its bait :/
You're both equally retarded
that is so retarded it might just be true
The fuck what????
Put her completely underneath
Yeah timestamp first, then videotape argument
lick her feet and reply with how it tastes like
God damn women are retarded.
start jumping on the bed
Its because Jamal left the condom he used under the bed and she needs to get rid of it before you find it
The fuck kind of standoff is this? Why is she staying under the bed? What exactly does she gain from this?
Finger in pooper makes the gf come out
I can't reach a paper or pen and I'm not moving
Timestamp this shit
Wtf is even going on
Nice ass.
She found something she doesn't want you to see OP.
kids
You are both pretty stupid, please do not breed. Stay in those exact spots until you both die of dehydration.
id play with her legs and feet in the meantime
Tell her youre not in the way wtfff
This very much this. She can't hide it anywhere cause she's nakey
Stab her in the ass repeatedly until she comes out
Finger in pooper, tickle the feet, etc.
finger both in ass and pussy and squeeze
same fucking shit happened to me yesterday... Fucking girls
lol thats a dead body
I know it's really dumb but I wasn't in the way and she was the one who said
"I am not fucking moving until you are out of the way"
I WILL NOT BE DICTATED TO
Dick on foot.
Cum on her ass and draw a timestamp in the cum.
If this is real, it's the best thing I've seen on Sup Forums in at least ten minutes.
she found a condom from CHAD
pee on her :3
Pour chocolate syrup on her and tell her her asshole is leaking then clean it up with your tongue.
Kill yourself
finger her
Insert object into her anus.
This OP, dont trust her
Go fuck yourself
this
You are a liar but dubs anyway
crouch down, spread her legs and take a pic of that pussy
lets see tits
Are you standing ....on the desk?
Reroll
she's trying to hide the pregnancy test she took earlier
Pic related
Carpet floor, fuck face.
It would be shit to clean it afterwards.
Nvr mind, I see a toe
Well, at least you're both on the same level of retardation.
Good luck with this and please don't breed.
i wish i had a girlfriend so i could be in situations like these.
She's found something under there she doesn't want you to see, she's trying to get you to leave so she can get rid of it.
She's probs cheating on you
Slav squat
Burn her ass with this thing i can't remember the fucking name, this black thing girls use to dry the hair
Don't reply, it's buttaby cancer's first memebait.
OP here I can't fucking finger her or anything because that would involve moving from the spot.
She's claiming now I'm standing on her make up pouch and need to move.
How the fuck is this really my life.
Kek
beat her legs with a belt until she moves
or just start pissing on her
either way i am jacking off
she's sucking chad's cock under the bed
Rereroll
used condom under bed confirmed
be a man and lift the mattress retard.
Curler
take a pic of behind you.
Fuck OP thats low, even for Sup Forums.
Just get out of the poor girls way
>I can't reach a paper or pen and I'm not moving
On the next picture, show your hand holding three fingers up
Wtf is this thread
I thought this was really retarded, then I remembered..
>women are the nigger of gender
She's cheating on you and found the condom under the bed. Drag her out of the bed and confront her about it.
nope harambe under bed confirmed
Start jacking off
hairdryer on her ass
or fuck off
You actually ARE in her way. Her head is at the same level as your feet dumbass.
See what she's hiding you gotta move at some point
Do this OP
LMAO this is going down in Sup Forums history
Shape the hairdryer cord into a 'b'
Get her out quick or this...
We just thought you didn't want to move from the vicinity, but this goes further; you're just a retard who is literally going to stand there because of autism. Finger her or stay there until morning faggot.
instead of a timestamp post a photo of her and your hand in a 'v' sign if somehow its not fake.
OP she's grasping at straws trying to make you leave so she can get rid of whatever she has that she doesn't want you to know about.
Lift the entire bed to let her out, force her to reveal what she doesn't want you knowing about.
she's cheating on you
Start talking about how spiders live under beds
she wants you away from the wardrobe
open it up
But he can't reach a pen!
step on her ass if you can't timestamp. then I'll believe you
Someone archive this shit
she can jsut leave it under the bed?
Wasted dubs..
Think about it, user.
i bet if you walk out of the room she will die down there
Lots of people saying this, could be true.
Oh shit we have movement.
Literally a hair dryer?
The suspense is killing me.
Tune in next Tuesday for the finally?
Is she saying anything?
DING DING DING DING DING DING THISSSSSS
Notice how she's slowly disappearing under the bed.
Bitch is gonna crawl all the way to the other side.
>finally