Need help with this riddle. Will reward with porn and webM's:

Need help with this riddle. Will reward with porn and webM's:

i am a king but i do not move one space roll the dice and i begin a fast race begins my reign i make bucks my land is not free it is my crux riddle

Anyone?

Anyone?

sauce?

I'm still looking for answers.

Use punctuation faggot. When you roll the dice he begins? When you roll the dice he begins a fast? When you roll the dice he begins a fast race?

Bump for riddle

Still have one or two more of her if you have an answer.

It rhymes nub.

you talking about monopoly

Please write it so it make sense

I had to keep re-posting this because it wouldn't load faggot. For whatever reason it loaded when i copy and pasted. Fuck off with your punctuation issues, this is 4 chan. People post per-pubescent girls and you're harping on me about punctuation?

What is a per-pubescent girl?

What are you talking about? You sound like an outsider.

Here it is again:

I am a king but i do not move one space.

Roll the dice and I begin a fast race.

Begins my reign, I make bucks.

My land is not free it is my crux riddle.

>trying to help by requesting better punctuation
>OP throws a hissy fit because he is beyond retarded

Where do you think we are? Trying to be nice here, but if there aren't any answers I'll move on.

Only thing I can think of is king of the hill. Is there any context for this riddle?

Ok you're right I'm sorry.

This is too difficult on its own. Also the last rhyme is WEAK.

Assassin's Creed Unity :P

Nope this is whole riddle. I tried google but couldn't find an answer. Don't think it's king of the hill because it has nothing to do with dice.

This

Is it Bowser from Mario Party?

This, has to be a sloping stationary object

Black Lives Matter?

That's true, but rolling the dice is a metaphor for risk...

A game of monopoly?

It' apparently an actual riddle if i get it right I'll know. I am just completely lost. This is all it gives.

No kings in monopoly. But the riddle is retarded so I wouldnt be surprised.

How will you know when you've found the answer?

needs commas

this kek

Me rikee verrry muchee!

This was my first thought too.

Is it Game of Thrones?

It means "king" as in real estate mogul, billionaire, wealthy, etc

>My land is not free it is my crux

You stop on his land, you pay him. That's the crux of the game.

OP it's monopoly.

I'll know because my friend knows the answer. Will also take request of types of girls you guys want me to post. I have webM's but aparantly a lot of them are over 3MB

I think you're right. This is what I said as well. Waiting for reply to see if it's right.

>It means "king" as in real estate mogul, billionaire, wealthy, etc
That's retarded though

I wish there was a way to confirm without waiting for him to tell me if I'm right but I can't seem to find it on the internet.

monopoly
oh shit, what if this is the BANKER in monopoly?

Why is it retarded?

People say "living like a king", "king of NY"

Any other explanation is jibberish, and you've got nothing.

I mean since we're here anyone want to contribute anything?

wow, any more of her?

I posted a few. She was the first image also. Might have 1 more. This might be her. It's hard to see the thumbnails. Eyesight isn't the greatest.

also, in monopoly the goal is to have all the real estate and all the money, sort of how a king basically owned everything.

asset has been activated

ANY explanation is gibberish, because the riddle is shit. Go ahead and argue that yours is the least gibberish one we can think of, I don't care.

I mean I have lots of Asians.

tx, m8

I mean If Asians is what you guys want I can do that. Or whatever else you want, doesn't matter to me. Got nothing to do right now.

then get the fuck out of here you shit posting faggot

Should I keep this going or are you guys pretty done? Don't want to keep posting if no one cares. Wouldn't mind some contributions either. It's a free thread, already started.

Gona try and switch it up.

keep posting nigger

This will be the last one unless someone says to keep going.

Did you say keep posting niggers? Or just post whatever I want? Either is fine.

Anybody that's played monopoly knows its not a "fast race"
If that's the answer then its a shit riddle.

Just gona do random stuff unless anyone has a request.

I'm still waiting for his reply. I would really like to know if we are right. Either way I'm trying to hold up my end of the deal for the help.

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is it donald trump?

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Probably not

Can't believe no one else wanted to ad any pics or webM's...

American Pharaoh

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Monopoly

Ok... Guess I'll be off then. Seems like everyone's gone.

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Oh there we go that's what I'm talking about. Just like that I'm back.

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Saving that one.

I'm sure someone wants this.

>mfw I'm lurking OP, pls dont abandon me

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I'm still here.

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Op just ask ur buddy the answer. I have a headache from this riddle...

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Its monopoly you plebs

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I got it

I messaged him I'm just waiting for a response. Don't know what is taking him so long. Want him to respond before thread dies so I can ;et you guys know if we were right.

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Again I'm just posting random stuff. trying to mix it up. Let me know if you guys have a preference.

Donald Trump.

>king
>do not move one space
(moves up 15 from original republican candidates)
>roll the dice
(take a chance)
>begin a fast race
(presidential race)
>I make bucks
(RICH AS SHIT)
>My land is not free it is my crux
(REAL ESTATE MOGUL)

Hillary BTFO

Forgot I had this ass.

Why does the file size have to be less than 3MB? Anyone know how I can decrease my file size? Because I have tons of WebM's I can't post.

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this

Keep talkin fellas. Need to know you are here. I'm not posting these for myself.

Woops that wasn't the right file...

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That's not it either... Damn, should of labeled these better.

I need to label these... there just... so many...

Fuck ops riddle try this one start with a hint as well it's from a kids show pretty easy but I like it. What can be put in a barrel that can be seen by the naked eye that will make it lighter?

See I posted the same thing twice... fuck!

same girl? sauce? moar? holyshhitwtfbbq? bump?