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Hope he doesn't come back today.
Want to smoke and wank.

how do you castle in lichess?

I get a notification on my smart phone if he comes back and tries to be sneaky

not telling you

was on zoloft first - when that didn't do anything after 7 weeks i got put on pristiq and that hasn't done anything for me either even after upping the dosage twice so now i've gotta go see a psychiatrist next month
>how do you feel now compared to when you weren't taking it?
im more suicidal but that might just be because i feel like the last hope didn't work rather than the actual drugs

the sun is for normies

i left the game room

Am I even in the right thread x.

>im more suicidal

Hmm sounds like they're only making things worse

Does your willy still work? I know a common side effect of SSRIs is erectile dysfunction

In quantum physics and you kill yourself you actually don't die.

your spirit just moves onto a new you in a parallel universe, making you stronger than before.

>freezing outside
>no heating on in the office

don't work for pakis lads
just don't

foggy as fuck lads

There is a legal minimum temperature I'm sure

US hegemony is immortal

What if you end up in a parallel universe where you're vastly worse off like being born in Haiti or Somalia?

doxxed

not him but im on SSRI and anti-psychotic and my willy hasnt worked in a long time

It will be if we can get the Mars colony up and running before the shitskins swamp is into third worldom

Why can't people have their own threads free of non-whites?
Doesn't this prove the altright right?

It could not be worse than if you wound up being a faggot in the new parallel universe

commencing vulgar and libelous tirade

pristiq is an SNRIs but yes my willy hasn't been any less effective

only if you tie the noose with a schroedinger knot

theres also a legal minimum wage
and the romanians that are fixing the roof aren't getting it

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i don't know how to tie a schroedinger knot but i have a schroedinger kot.

if i ever learn how to do it, i will try it on the cat first

Sounds p shitty desu cause I need to do something about my depression but with these meds I'll only get more suicidal

I tried CBT but it didn't do anything for me it's hard to find a good psychologist

Not meant to reply to the Aussie, sorry. x

fuck drumpf
fuck splumpf
fuck crumpf
fuck grumpf
zhrumpf is finished

I like to think that /brit/ is the whitest general but a few threads ago there was a Canadian and a British mullato banging on about how all white people were gonna end up with brown grandkids

a chav on the bus was playing the earth song out of his phone

bit confused

It's blond, yet silken, like that of a chinese person.

get a hobby, hit the weights and just be yourself

lol just hit the gym bro

protip: most non-whites from majority white countries on Sup Forums are whites roleplaying

sincerly, black lad

or am i?

sounds like the kind of advice an agent would give a pleb in the matrix

alri cheers lads never thought about why i didn't just try being myself to begin with x

just stop being a bit sad. everyone gets a bit sad sometimes. just stop

Business idea: epic movie franchise but the qt one is gay and gets a bf.

Australia is literally Chad the country

if a qt was gay, she'd get a gf

just want to say im so proud of /brit/ for solving the yank's depression so quickly. amazing stuff x

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pretty sure Chad is the chad country

why is it so dead in here where's all the aussies and british cubicle slaves?

really boring post

used to be depressed and get angry when people told me to hit the gym and get a hobby

but then i actually did both those things and now i'm feeling alright

its monday everyones just trying not to neck themselves

I'll try to jazz things up a bit next time x

>when you're innarave and the dj drops an outrageous banger

itll be lunch in an hour or so and posting will resume

here la
been shitposting since 9am

>tfw pefect ten female celebrities chat with me and like my photos
Don't understand

I don't believe you

I don't believe it myself

ladhouse is my guilty pleasure

*two-steps*

aussie hip hop is a joke

fucking hell how does someone get shot by accident

also

>brisbane

inbreds

This is a mushroom lol.

check my swag

go to the hobby store to get a hobby anyone want anything

one hobby gf pls

bottle of runt remover

going to sort myself out lads x

took a cheeky benzo at work
bang tidy but I'm tired now

chat how

>70291201
get some iron bars and then nail them above your door so you can hang upside down on it with your sniper rifle and do a thousand crunches a day while aiming the swinging target you set up 100m away from across the room.

'netto

Does quantum physics prove god exists?

Fb etc

A grow your own gf kit

Yes but not in the way you think it does

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fuck you mate

stop making these shitty boring posts you goblinesque cunt

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:^)

still got half the bottle of voddy left over

trying to restrain myself from getting plastered again

true
aussie grime is where it's at

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post proof then

benzos have kept me from falling back into crippling alcoholism

It weakens the argument that God doesn't exist by disproving materialism, right?

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you can tell that question mark was an after thought

silly girl

You should stop taking them then, you fucking genetic DEAD END waste of FLESH and BLOOD

are you still seething that i replied to you in /deutsch/ before

depends on his policies tbqh

wish you'd die

where is this aggression coming from?

that's not a very nice thing to say to anyone :(

so much butthurt over trump

howling

Right here
*pulls off my cargo shorts and my silk boxers and grabs my testicles*
From these big boys!!

nominated for what? Best Breakthrough Molester at the 2017 annual Molestees?

*trumps*

Wanted to open some discussion on the topic of Shakespeare and Grime. I saw a video of Novelist talking about how Shakespeare set a standard for a type of elizabethan slang which has morphed and changed throughout British culture. And as we all know, slang is a big part of what makes Grime unique.
Could anyone else suggest any other interesting correlations? Perhaps any Shakespearean plays that assimilate with the grime scene?

RAN AN DEN FEIND,

RAN AN DEN FEIND!

Really sweating over whether I'll be nominated for Best Breakthrough Molester at the 2017 annual Molestees

BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND!

honestly can't deal with this wageslavery for much longer

NEED some sort of way out but the neet life doesn't work either and makes my family hate me

Surely there's another way

howling over this lads

She's protesting the nomination of a rapist for the Heisman trophy

The previous Baylor University football coach used to overlook criminal behaviour by his players even such that resulted in convictions

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