Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop...

Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?

She took the kids and my laptop and I think she is staying at her mother's house. I've been calling all day but she's not picking up. It's not like I was cheating on her or anything, hell I could've been downloading it for research purposes, I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people. I would be the only one who would know what this boy is going thru and other people would just see another kid.

Turn yourself in to police, go to prison, post results

Well at first you go to memegenerator.com and create a picture wich describes your truely horrible situation. As i see you've done that already.

you watch loli and you got caught by your wife watching that shit? or
Where you watching fully fucking pedo shit?

Cause let me tell you something boy. If what she saw was pedo, you is fucked nigga. She gon fuck you up the ass. If it's just loli, you is cool and might survive

pasta thread

abandon ship

OP is an attention whore

Nice pasta

What's the difference KP is KP

Loli, as in the hentai shit that depicts children-like people getting fucked in the puss or the ass is not illegal because they are considered drawings.
Actual cheese pizza is the real shit and they chase that down with fury. I followed a small seminar once on how they chased these pedos down and let me tell you dude, half of the shit you see on tor are there by the police.

Not pasta this is an original story my wife really did over reacted over some 4 GB of KP that was saved on my computer I'm just in the damage control stages right now I wanted to ask my friends what they think but to afraid of backlash just need some good advice to win my wife back over

how bad was the stuff she found?

Have you ever ever done anything with your kids?

>post results
........
with kiddee pron it will be a very long time until he is released , maybe more than 10 years

> my wife really did over reacted over some 4 GB of KP that was saved on my computer
>over reacted
>4 GB of KP
>over reacted
>4 GB
>over reacted

I hope she calls the police man.

Here's the advice: delete it, never watch KP or any porn ever again, and rebuild from there. You've screwed your life up and you'll need to make drastic change to get anything back. Good luck!

4GB could be just two videos or thousands of pics.

So the cops distribute KP

I'm sorry to tell you that.
It's not a shame.
You're sick.
Go to see a doctor.
Treat yourself.
Try to avoid jail.
Don't kill yourself.
And it will be a good start.

Your wife is maybe the last of your problems right now.

with the types of compressions that sellers are using it is highly unlikely. Also pics are easier to capture and distribute than vids. Dynamic websites are really bad for downloading cause you can get tracked

There's no treatment to pedophilia though. You can decide not to act on your desires, but you can't stop being attracted to kids.

Does anyone know of anyone who got vanned just by looking at KP sites?

sellers? right.....

You clearly know what you're talking about user.

Alright nigga, first, you are fucked up. Let's just get that out there.

Second, delete everything. Wipe that harddrive, reformat it, get a program like true crypt and do a multiple pass rewrite on the harddrive. Get every one and zero off that shit. You get taken to court for divorce proceedings and they seize that computer, you are fucked. The difference between "animated children and real children amd one isn't TECHNICALLY child porn" won't fucking fly. Civil proceedings are overwhelmingly "MUH FEELS" and whatever the Judge decides.

Third, go to your wife, tell her you destroyed it, you deleted it, it's gone. And it was "FOR THE FAMILY MUH FEELS!!!"

That is all you can do now.

Dude... seriously...

You are *so* fucked.

Well technically yes. There is a vulnerability in all tor type websites which allows the user to get tracked if he decides to download content. Usually they go for people that have a good amount of downloading history.

Posted exact same thread 2 days ago
Fuck off nigger fag

i don't care what you have to do, get that laptop and fucking go ham on the HDD, whatever is on there is not more important than freedom, if the police get called after that say you were stricken by grief over the fact you're having "marital" problems

You don't have to believe me man. I am just an anonymous guy on a random forum. I could be lying af

She has the laptop though.

If OP isn't already on a plane, he is definitely, positively, fucked...

Thanks - I've stumbled upon some sites with KP and immediately reported them to cyber tipline - still wonder if I'll ever be tracked.

You can get arrested in Canada for loli.

Have you tried asking for advice on Sup Forums? I hear that always yields very positive results for people facing a serious situation in their life.

Ask her if she saw what was in the folder labeled KV.

When she says no, say "cool" and then stare at your kids and slowly smile.

Stfu moron

If police come knocking at your door op then admit to nothing. She knows the password to your computer and she has the computer in her possession. Who's to say she didn't "plant it there" because she was mad at you for something serious. Right now she has it so if cops come asking then that's your cue to say I don't have the laptop she has it so anything on it is beyond your knowledge. Also don't be stupid and admit to anything. There's a good chance you can still come out of this without a prison sentence

Just use that shot Killary Clinton used in her servers. Plus, you SHOULD be able to track and remote into that fucking laptop and use that shit. You DID have an admin account on it, did you not?

Also If you do get a chance to get that laptop back. Smash it to ever loving hell. Chances are though that she's told her mom about it and she is probably trying to convince her that police intervention is the best thing for you. Also another likelihood is that she is recording evidence that you have it and will hand the laptop back and then end up black mailing you to shit but this is illegal and her having any of that shit on her now falls on her as the primary suspect of possession.

Just don't be a fucking idiot take a step back and breathe

How about you run out into the street get run over and fucking die?

If pasta follow the steps above.

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REPOST FROM YESTERDAY DETECTED, OP IS A CUNT.

Coalinga for you buddy!

This. Also file timestamps don't mean shit. These can easily be modified.

prove

Thats alot quicker than most ops

tell her she shouldnt shit her pants because of 4GB... thats almost nothing - tell her that she will understand..
4GB lol

I would tell you to kill yourself, but I saw this copypasta yesterday so it's whatever.

google.

Plus filename on image.

nah that other user is correct.

let's just sage this shit then

You moron.

I'm not sure the "I was downloading child porn for research purposes" defense will hold up in court. But you can try.

"I was researching how many times I could cum before it turned red"

nah "research" is pretty stupid idea

It goes in a special blackmail file they only pull out if they want to manipulate you. As long as you're not more profitable than the cost of arranging a blackmail session, you'll be fine.

Have you been listening to those anti-pedo freaks lately? They're compassionless, merciless. They want the death penalty for people who gave a chaste peck on the cheek to a girl a minute before she turned eighteen. True emotionless psychopaths, who let a number dictate their morale attitude. But only when their anti-pedo trigger is activated. It's like some kind of psychological kill switch.

By reporting the site, you've flagged yourself, since you fall into the category of "all IPs that visited that site." For real though, you're fine, unless you have a lot of money or something, and somebody's actively tracking your browsing habits with aspirations of getting a stake in some of that dough.

By the way, did you know that what the NSA is doing to keep your data this way is unconstitutional? That's fun.

Let me clarify--anyone with a shred of morale decency wouldn't be tracking you this way in the first place.

You're not going to win your wife back, and may never get to spend time with your kids again without someone else there. The best you can hope for at this point is staying out of prison.

Best way to prove to your wife that your kids are safe with you is to strip them naked in front of her and drop your trousers. Now this is the hard part: stay limp. Then explain to her your children are too ugly to arouse you. If you do it right, she will burst into tears on the spot and apologize.

You can thank me by sharing your delicious lolis with us.

Go back in time and fucking learn to use Truecrypt.

An hero you chomo fuck.

There is no forgiveness user, kill your self, you sick fuck.

what was your pass?
1234 or the name of your wife or children..
jeeezzzz....

oh uncle Paul...

i dunno if this is a soft troll or not but ive been there. and yeah i pretty much don't see my kids anymore.

its rough but the best thing you can do is accept that you fucked up.

holy fuck
this
so much this

Well, find something to do. Not involving her.

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You got HACKED!!!

oh boi

Literally this

welcome to Sup Forums
>the home of stale pasta

Kys. I bet you have some big CP folders, sick fuck.

>she has the laptop
Say that you've never seen the KP before OP, say that your wife who stole your laptop must have put it on there to frame you.

You are a pathetic piece of shit, that is all.