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the wolf population in europe is rebounding edition

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woof

then post proof

awoo

Awoo

*brrrrrrrppppppp* hello

awoooo

Any rabies in the UK?

good morning/afternoon my british friendos.

how are you doing today?

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gf cheated on me lads

Now I have nobody, not even friends

Alone again...

me with my feet in the air
you with your head on the ground

>check netflix and amazon video and the film you want to watch is on neither

not a fan

Sup Forums is such cringe

I was literally just thinking about Fight Club
LITERALLY

That's Canada you idiot

Delete your thread

it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

just kidding. go and kick his ass.

>unemployed
>no gf
>no prospects

who here /shitpostingtohidetheiremotions/?

doesn't change the fact that wolf populations are rebounding in france you stupid fucking cunt
i just posted a picture of wolves
now get the fuck out of my thread

why are Russians so mental

no

I hide my emotions by not declaring them

sorry to hear that la. Work through it by doing something productive. Exercise regularly and eat properly. Better yourself and you'll realise that you didn't really lose out.

How do I chat up the qt on the til at co-op

youtube.com/watch?v=ashe_4phX_Y

They are what Brits would be like without years of progressive multicultural cuck brainwashing.
God bless them.

i can read cyrillic
who is general sorvy-golova

>unemployed
>no gf
>no prospects
vocaroo.com/i/s1iOpkOxHslW

Buy a pack of large durex condoms

Put a bottle of jack daniels, condoms, abrasive rope & bleach on the counter and ask her what she thinks you're going to do with it.

Nige has lucked out stateside

REALLY enjoy schoolgirls in tights lads

Ask for a 5p bag, then explain how you're not ready for a bag-for-life because you're scared of commitment

>i can read cyrillic

You just know!

post her nudes

>literally being unable to learn an alphabet that is about as long as the latin alphabet
>booo hooo hooo i can't learn

*undivides behind you*

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naturally

everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

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can't help but feel i made a mistake in choosing to be straight

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em

Arse just ripped when shitting at work
Hope it doesn't bleed through my boxers

Lucky I'm bi

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its not that i can't live with them but they can't stand to be around me

Did a little fart an literally a tonne of liquid shit came out.

Not possible

>lucky i can be rejected by twice as many people

The anal health in this thread is quite poor it seems

Do you like actual men or are you just meme bi (women + traps)?

feel for you lad. in for a bad few days

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personally not a fan of the fat meme that seems so popular these days

wouldn't want to date either of these uggos but would like a cheeky root

SKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

*brraaaaaaaappp*

nig (an abbreviation of the name nigel)

three months of applying for hundreds of jobs and i have only just received one interview for a fucking picker packer job paying £6 a fucking hour

i have the qualifications to get into uni to do aerospace engineering at a top 5 uni, why the fuck is it so hard to get manual labour?

guarantee if my name was Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz i'd have plenty of job offers (know this for a fact, took a couple of bulgarians as wenches at university and they were rolling in job offers despite studying psychology and tourism management)

Fuck my twink arse

just get someone to be a fake reference
that's the difference really

love how Sup Forums think they got trump elected when in reality they're just autists on a forum

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>interview for a picker packer job

cheated on the gf again lads

can't keep doing it, going to have to break up with her now. only question is whether I do it after we have sex or not.

actually one of them did lie on their cv about working at a hotel in bulgaria

>he spends all day browsing adultwork because he has to pay for sex

fucking nuts isnt it

these are things that should just be handed out

such is life in the so-called northern powerhouse

i like this image

@70294262
>thinking people believe a word of this

>paying £6 a fucking hour
spotted the teenager

How can anyone still be straight?

please stop posting here thanks

bit gay

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>no boobs
>no fanny

please do not post pictures of me without my consent thank you

Minimum wage is £7.50 per hour mate

cop y/n

Gonna fast for the next 4 days lads

Humans are designed to face adversity every once in a while

Can't help but feel like the gf might cheat on me someday lads, don't trust her really and never have. No reason to suspect anything really, not at the moment, but I'm going to Uni soon anyway but she seems to think she won't get lonely during the 4 (four) years that I'm gone.

>those heels

i'd look like that if i lost some weight

>have the qualifications to get into uni
ummmm
so only high school graduate?

>no soft skin
>no feminine face
>no tiny hands with which to grab your cock

count me out

not for young runts like myself

can GUARANTEE the employer will try to avoid paying me the best he can then fire me and replace me with a pole when i ask for my money

a chimp could do picking and packing

depends on your overcoat

Mate you look great as you are

Nothing wrong with using escorts

Phwoar, imagine this lad power fucking your arse till your anus was raw

>the wolf population in europe is rebounding edition
pretty cool
never been to the Uk but I feel the countryside won't gel with me
everything is too softened by thousands of years by human oiccupation
like the cairngorms are supposed to be so wild lmao but humans have to predate on deer to keep their numbers down because higher predators are all missing

is KFC nice lads

never had it but might go there for lunch

If you don't trust her then it's probably not worth being with her. Just end it now and it'll prevent the drama that will inevitably happen in the future.

>paying money for sex
>inb4 "errr but you pay to have a gf"
yeah but escorts don't give you any emotional love

That's good though
>stubble rubbing one another when you kiss
>masculine skin
>manly sexy hands

it's pretty good, but not something i'd have everyday. once in a while is alri

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bonless banquet is p. good lad