Guys, I need a hang over cure pronto. I feel like hell after drinking too much...

Guys, I need a hang over cure pronto. I feel like hell after drinking too much, and have to work a late shift tonight (IT - I know...).

Please, anything that worked for you, I need suggestions.

The way these things look is how I feel.

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Water and saltine crackers.

Sprite.
Seriously.

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Prairie oyster.
And minoodo (don't know how to spell, so spelled it as pronunciation)

100%

drink more

Thanks, solid. Heading to the store now.

A hangover is from dehydration and poisoning your body.
Get lots of fluids. And maybe some greasy food

POWERADE

3 bloody marys

also trips checked

Greasy food hangover cure is just a dumb college kid meme.

If you already feel hung over, it's too late bro. The key to avoiding hangovers is to pound at least 12oz of water right before you sleep/pass out after drinking too much.

If you already hung, might as well drink another beer.

Mostly it's from alcohol withdrawls.

Just like AIDS. The key is to not have gay buttsex after a night of drinking. If you already have AIDS, you might as well keep fucking men in the ass.

it is over guys, /thread

Drink gatorade and get high

I can second this. Sprite always makes me feel better. Along with a big fat juicy greasy burger (Diner style NOT McDonalds you fat fuck)

Well ive been drinking for 11 yrs sooo...

puke, remove that shit from your body

BLTs cure hangovers better than anything. I don't even really like them but it works.

wouldn't the diner burgers make you fatter if you ate an equal number of burgers?

How much booze was in them, volume-wise?

Diner burgers are better, but they will make you fatter.

>take a big watery shit
>then a long hot shower
>smoke weed to ease nausea and get stomach ready for food
>eat something with at least 2 types of meat and lots carbs
>pound gatorade
>maybe smoke more and take a xanax if you want

you can't cure a hangover you idiot.
after every drink you take drink a bottle of water and you will feel fine the next day.

Legit works

Speed and lots of water

Drink like 2 litters of water and 1 shot of vodka, hangover over

Those trips should cure anything that ails you!

shit hangover cure thread.
nobody mentions weed
nobody mentions oxy
nobody mentions xanax
nobody mentions dope

Sterile saline drip and gatorade

>Daily Mail
>Scientific research

pick one

It works for real

Just drink more alcohol.

Or pedialyte.

read this tripper

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Well I haven't had a day sober in 17 years sooo.....

Guessing further intoxication isn't what they're looking for.

This

Drink a bottle of pedialyte before bed and you won't even have a hangover

Bacon butties, scrambled egg, lucozade and coffee

take another shot or 2 and eat something greasy.

>an alcohol reporting in

There are multiple news sources citing this.
Just because you've not tried it, doesn't mean it doesn't work.

Lots of coconut water. It's got the electrolytes that the plants crave

Banana, Water, Red Bull, Can of Beer, Bread. Greasy Food makes it worse, don't do that

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Slam your nuts in a drawer.

Unfortunately there isn't much you can do now. Just try to mitigate by drinking a lot of water.

Mountain Dew or Coke and candy bars, but there will be a crash. Or a swig of vodka and a bloody mary or two, and a half a gallon of water. Caffeine pills also.

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OP, dribk another couple of beers. I'm not an alcoholic, but i hear drinking a little bit relieves the hangover. Or drink water. the guys in my company used to drink water before and after a night of drinking. they said it prevents hangovers.

>poising your body with alcohol in 2016

Amphetamine.

drink an entire bottle of pedialyte and eat a couple of extra strength tylenols or prescrition pain pills if ya got em. The hangover is mostly dehydration and pedialyte fixes that faster than anything on the planet

SeeIt honestly works dont drink enough to get drunk but just enough to take an edge off

its called hair of the dog. it does work but its just postponing the hangover.

Cocain

3 ibprofine, coconut water, and two cups of coffee. You're welcome

use chocolate dust on a bucket of milk then use snape grass on the chocolate milk

alcoholic here

a hangover is mainly dehydration of the brain and a breakdown of stomach lining. to cure this, you need water and electrolytes, and something good for your stomach.

my go-to cure for a hangover is as follows:

2x extra strength tylenol with 1 large glass of water, 1 medium roast coffee (no sugar! extra creme! important!), two fried eggs, two slices white bread toast (spread doesnt matter), then two large bottles of gatorade to replenish the rest of those electrolytes.

within 2 hours you are back to normal, if not, two more tylenol and another gatorade.

Hey, it's OP. I have drinking a bottle of Sprite for the last hour-ish (hard to get down fluids), and I think it is working. I am feeling much better already, though I think I may go throw up anyways just to get whatever's in my stomach out.

sprite is just going to dehydrate you more you fucking autist. if you are too stupid to drink a pedialyte like a true self respecting alcoholic then you deserve to suffer.

I plan on picking some up when I head out. Chill.

Smoke a lil weed, only guaranteed cure there is

This. Works every time.