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gf sent me this edition

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Haha for real it's like this

>be young faggot, think girls have cooties
>balls drop, start touching yourself
>damn son how do I get in on this
>finally lose your v card, have some LTRs, love maybe
>learn the true nature of women
>become MGTOW and only have sex with women that put in the work for you

got a suicidal gf, anyone want her on the cheap

Have a fair bit in common with the Algerian desu he's a proper nutter

This is also why I don't like him (and no one likes me)

nah, already got that model in stock

>faggot
>cooties
fuck off GIGA YANK

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northern disco sub-edition

nordic disco sub-edition

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Basically any question you have about women doing things can be answered with "attention" and will be the correct answer in 99% of cases.

...

*yawns and stretches*

*peeks at watch while arms are raised*

yeah mate, I'm listening...go on....

EXTREMELY interesting video

gets the pistons pumping I'll tell you that for free

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7/10 overall
8/10 bum
Has anxiety
Suicidal thoughts
Clingy
Likes cuddling a lot
Likes a bit of rough and tumble in the bedroom

Genuinely thought if i talked to girls i would grow to like them and stuff.

Turns out they're actually worse than I thought they were when I didn't talk to them.

you should dump her, cant trust those girls

one of the most reddity posts I've ever seen

dear oh dear

me when i tell a joke at work

don't think I've ever seen a woman get catcalled in my life

top 5 english cities
1. sheffield
2. sheffield
3. leeds
4. sheffield
5. sheffield

Chasing women is for thirsty creeps like the Algerian

If you do your own thing and are attractive they come to you

Help this chap out

Sounds exactly like my proto-gf

How shit is it lad? Need to know whether it's worth it to seal the deal.

sold as long as you cover delivery

mmm

it's that fucking yank again

Top 5 most importan life skills?

height
drive
ambition
hygiene
charm

1. Nottingham
2. Newcastle
-POWER GAP-
3. Leeds
4. London
5. Manchester

Big cock
Tall
Model Tier face
Confidence
Funny

>sheffield isn't even on the list

shan't

He's so cute.

>not including intelligence
howling at these brainlets 2bh

probably the most significant factor for success

funny cunts

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but if that were the case I'd be master of the universe

>this is what nerds actually believe

Once knew a rich, handsome white guy that was 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse

Imagine being born a literal giga chad

>tfw he was my ex's oneitis

>this cutie is about to be facefucked violently or something
Depressing

>He does his own thing
>has his own style
>he's canadian
>and women...come to him

so many lads bowling from he pavilion end

hey that's me

you're probably just deluded about your intelligence

>brainlet damage control

Well he didn't have the 'tism like you

It's almost 1:55 AM >:D

1. London
2. Manchester
3. There are other english cities?

Me in the middle

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looooooool nah cuz

The ex-gf just sent me this

Literally just sparked some runt out because he was grabbing me up for trying to break up a fight he was about to lose

Go up to him later and out my hand out to apologise and he hits me then

Who was in the wrong

My PE component this term is team sports

>tfw I can get high and play floor hockey with my mate for educational credits

what makes you think i have autism?

One played table tennis for like 5 hours straight. What's your longest "sports marathon"? Thanks for considering my question.

>rich, handsome, fit swede
>on /brit/
it's the 'tism or 'rkie pie

played golf an entire summer, every day from 9am to 6pm

>sorry for interrupting you again. thanks for reading

Hey just a head's up if you ever talk down Bristol again I will chase you down ceaselessly until the end of your days.

If you had the genes and social conditioning to enjoy a perfect life you wouldn't come to this god forsaken place

>the painful threadly remonder that you are talking to people born in 1998. They are adults now.

Bristol's dead senpai
it's like if a graveyard became a city

*starts memeing*

intelligence alone isn't enough you need some social skills to advance up the ladder

i thought this was the place normalfags with nazi views came to hang out

hmm

Memba when the Algerian shaved his pubes to try and salvage his hairline?

It's hard for me to come to terms with that

1999**

What's the legit hellhole of Canada? Is it Yukon? Or PEI?

1. Liverpool
2. the rest
999. Milton keynes

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did anyone save the pic of baldy algerian i need a good laugh

>Interpol went shit after Antics

even if he is a nonce, I'm no snitch

I was always picked last for football.

Got to the point that I didn't even bother playing.

The gym teacher would yell at me and say i'm going to give you an F. I didn't care because the principal would make him give me an A because I had perfect grades in all non meme subjects.

>be me
>have qt french housemate
>she breaks up with her bf
>invites me for beers on the beach tomorrow

how do I not mess this up

not really, if you were smart you'd end up working at google or something being sucked to the top regardless of social skills.

yeah, normal lads not millionaire handsome tall lads who have everything

The tall nordic même is Just that à même tbqh. I tool tall nordic guys daily. Short nervous muscular mediteranean (mussolini, hannibal, tarek ibn ziyad, all roman emprors, pacino) is where it's at.

billy no mates arse kisser

>croatian education

Nunavut.
>mostly Inuit
>rampant alcoholism
>rampant violence
>more instances of violent crime then property crime
>cold
>depression
>$100 cases of water
>$500 bottles of vodka

If they got their hands on weed and heroine like the southern natives there's be less violence

You didn't knock him out, and if you did you just let him hit you afterwards and do nothing?


this story stinks to high heaven.


though it reminds me of a time I saw some fella get dropped in 1 punch by some fat cunt and this rnadom lad was standing over him seeing if he was alri as he woke up, the lad woke up and immdieately was back in fight mode and started going off at the lad trying to help him, at which point the lad helping him just cracked him in the face, put him down again and walked off

I was just on the sidelines eating my zinger tower and having a laff

Is this paki drunk? Does he know that's haram?

smile a lot
don't mention him, you arn't her bff
use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"

>I'm not sure how drunk I want to get

>use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"

Turns out kicking a ball wasn't really relevant to my academic success in later life.

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"
probably not going to do that because I have testicles, aside from that sound advice

>tfw to intelligent to care about money

nah for real

if you are doing some heavy session drinking and you turn down a drink, if she pushes you to keep drinking it's basically a come on

at least where I come from, girls only get guys drunk for one reason

ask big narstie

Stop pulling your penis back and forward until you ejaculate over sexually suggestive videos and pictures you find on the internet

My friend is a PUA. He shags loads of girls but the only ones he ever seems to date have mad daddy issues and are all kinky as hell in bed

this is false even in tech positions that mostly involve computers you are required to communicate with at least a few other people
even someone with 150 iq will not be accepted into a company like google if he is a complete sociopath or an autist, there is a reason interviews exist, its to filter out exactly those kind of cases

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no

or you could just keep drinking and not come off as a dickless wanker

>algerian thinks boning gooks is the same thing
howling

Shagging a girl with low confidence is a sign of weakness my Arab friend

>omggg I'm so drunk lolll :S megan are you trying to get me drunk ahaaaa ;)))

I no longer have a GP and I'm fine with that

Mental health care in this country is a joke, by the time you finally get an appointment with someone relevant, you're not emotionally in the same place anymore and in my case I just didn't feel like talking