Benis :DDDD
Benis :DDDD
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how many sad cum do you have?
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six
yayyyy good job
Chimichangas.
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>Chimichangas-n-chill
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It is decided.
I shall now save every yayamoto pic you post!
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totally up to you, man.
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Demos'-butt-n'-chill
are butt massages a thing
Duh.
can i get a job as a butt massager
No.
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that's a nice benis.
I want to massage someone's butt.
rats.
Gross.
bepis drink
you can massage mine
Massage my butt.
here is moar benis. I need to experiment :-(
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Where's the cock?
u can use muh benis
what do you mean
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Too afraid to bang a guy, but want to bang a guy, and um....probably bi at least lol
THOSE ARE MY DOGGOS.
is it near Chicago?
Yeah I like benis
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
You can massage my butt
0/10 would not massage
K give butt
Deep.
You should write a book.
do you have a nice perky butt nibi
this is my doggo
yes
*gives the butt*
..i used to be. Now I'm 6 hours north of Madison, Wi...you up for a drive :) ?
barry post tits now
Ask dom, or barry
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i love the barry dog he's beautiful
well barry gave the good word
all aboard the one way train to butttouch town
got more with snake? :o
it's literally perfect
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just the right amount of cuteness, derp, and alien.
O thanks
No funny bznz, Mr.
no
I mean, I'm pretty sure being a massager includes massaging butts... Sometimes, at least
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I have a useless MS thesis. Does that count as a book?
sauce
don't worry
i'm not a funny guy
sure
what is ms
Um that's like 7 hours sorry lol
WHY????????
oh, no I was talking about Nibi's perfect bod
>Listen to ambient
>Mild existential anxiety sets in
cause you owe and better pay up or ur gonna die like a bitch
Master of science. I have an MS in Geology that makes me super unemployed cause oil died so I live with my parents and it's.....really.....great.
oh really? my oh my.
You need some grunge so you can offend boring people faster
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Wolfy-Nail
*Haha*
psh not a hard drive. watever
I never asked for this
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nibi
now that you are in possession of barrys butt
i need you to give it to me.
Did you pay through the nose to do that too?
you could try posting g/fur instead of bad anime images. That might be a start
Sorry. I'll try something else.
nono, I belong to nibi and nibi alone
but you have subby to do that for you
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No. Undergrad was in-state, and grad school had a teaching assistantship attached to it thank god.
Lots of people got fucked hard when companies like Exxon-Mobil or BP were like "hey user you start in 7 months", and then 3 months later in September of 2014 the oil economy implodes on itself and they're all like "lol jk we're rescinding your 80K starting salary", usually after they got a lease in Houston and put in the down payment for a car.
I got fucked, but I could have been fucked way worse.
*Unpossesses into demos' direction.*
post
tits
QQ you can get plenty of other jobs other than exactly what you studied for with any BS
That's.....the stuff that all sounds the same. I prefer more like this but thanks for trying and thanks for not posting dubstep cancer "music".
don't throw me away :(
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
d o
i t
excellent
now with your and barry's butt in my possession we can overthrow the tyranny of snarf.
also
TITTIES. NOW.
The companies that are waiting for the moment you graduate tend to be dickheads anyway.
I doubt your only job prospects lie with those two, however. If they do, that MS really was a poor choice.
The problem is that it's too specialized, and like 100Kish geologists with more work experience lost their jobs in like 6 months from the oil crash. It's literally over 1/2 of the workforce in the concentration.
There are environmental remediation jobs floating around but you need to be "untainted" and I obviously wanted to oil prior so I always lose on those positions.
Then I seem to be overqualified for all of the other non-retail "plz have bachelors degree" jobs. It's obnoxious.
I dont like much besides metal and ambient.
not convinced. there's plenty of just have a bs jobs that any asshole with a bs can get - don't care what you studied, get over yourself and out of your parents house you NEET leech
It was in the top 5 things you could do with yourself prior to 2014. Hell in like 2012 I had a couple companies up my ass trying to pull me out of school before I finished. Silly me wanted double the salary and stuck with school....
Oh well
okay
Okay
Namesync can you not plz
I've applied to 200+ bachelors degree positions and ones that just want an associates. The corporate "you have an MS and are overqualified" filters are brutal and real thing. I've heard from zero of them.
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Meh you like what you like :-)
not you
your enthusiasm enthralls me