Denmark:

Denmark:
>Haha we ruled over you, you never ruled over us

My countrys great Viking king Eric the Victorious ruled over your petty country Denmark. How does that make you feel? danskjävlar

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Im just gonna post a quick

B E R N A D O T T E


love u sweden have a good day

I'm just going to link this to you:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

Stop arguing ;_;

Denmark >>>>>>>>>> Swedish Caliphate

The only time in our 1000+ year great and long history we were ever ruled, was doing WW2

Nah m8, we ruled you during Eric the Victorious

kuk-kuk, kuk-kuk, fallera.

Jens told the men good night. The next morning Hans woke them up.

>lose 50% of your land
>get shit pushed to your Capital
>have to suck Swedish toesies in order to not get beheaded

mhm, okie dokie m8. Your country is literally a spiteful whore for the last 800 years. Every fucking war Sweden was in you just HAD to be on the enemy side. You are the reason Scandinavia isn't united as one. Russia vs Sweden? You on Russias side. Sweden vs France? You on France side. FUCK OFF.

You lost Skåne, Halland and Blekinge. And you fucking LOST Norway too. Your country is a fucking history of losers. Pieces of shits.

Sweden-Germany vs. Allies? We're on the allies side

du lyder lidt ophidset..

swedes are just cuckhold germans.

thelocal.se/20160623/drunk-or-danish-swedish-police-eventually-work-it-out


>Police in western Sweden initially thought a man whose car was stuck in the snow was Danish, but after a while they realized he was slurring his words because he was drunk.


what did they mean by this?

>Cuck country accusing us to be a cuck version of another already cucked country
Fine post leaf

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I love Danish people. Best people in Scandinavia.

I heard Rurik came from Denmark btw.

the only thing your country is famous for now is blonde women getting raped by niggers.

I heard Ragnar Lothbroks father was Swedish btw

With our insiginificant population and geographical position, yes.

That doesn't take the truth from what i already said

But cuckening and culture destroying came from they side, they made you that you never achieved to for us.
And just compare them to nowday swedes

SKÅNE TILL DK

What the Fuck are you even saying?

>What the Fuck are you even saying?
You're suffered for our sins. And proctect us from that suffering.

you're a martyr sweden is what he's saying

What did he mean by this?

Okay, that statement makes no sense. But it was an effective saltmining technique so you get 1 (you)s

Hehe. Actually, i found that shitposting among you as a fun.
Now tell me pls, what is the real reason for that shitpost:
>SW vs DN
?

But they were supposed to act like women. That was the point of the gameshow.

If anything it shows that gender roles are still alive and well here unlike in Finland where women are hairy drunks.

From what I can tell he only ruled the Danish parts of the Scandinavian peninsula. That doesn't really qualify as ruling Denmark. Unless you consider ruling any piece of land another kingdom has at some point ruled as ruling that entire country.

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Why? It's not like I live in Finland.

Read again, ALL OF IT was Swedish clay

[Citation needed]