So I cooked a bird in a pot and left the pot (with gravy) out...

So I cooked a bird in a pot and left the pot (with gravy) out. Flies got in through the vent and laid eggs and a bunch of maggots were born. It got really nasty smelling so I rotated the lid so that it was closed. Nothing happened for a few days but just recently a few maggots have worked themselves out, trying to break free.

Should I open the lid and look inside?

turn the oven on first

Why haven't you washed it instead?

yes, and post pictures of everything.

>it starts to get nasty
>close the lid and leave it there a few days

Are you like the worlds biggest manchild?

Dewitt

Because I just got internet put in my house so I have been barely functioning.

show me the money

pls open pls take pix and post pls

The idea was that the lack of oxygen would cause them to asphyxiate and then it would be easier to clean.

Ok. I am going to take pictures of the inside. I am not turning the stove on.

That lid isn't air tight bro

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Yass

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lmao dosent work like that OP. they arent mice or something small. should have just cooked em then cleaned it. or cooked em on a grill and really torched the fuck out of it.

Oh god another disgusting Sup Forums thread about a nasty hoarder...

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Opening the lid:

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Roll for turn stove on

Lid open:

meh they are always interesting

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Lit

S O U R
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Inside of lid:

put your dick in it

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EAT IT!!

hole fuk

do it

Close up of inside:

put it in the microwave user

Holy shit learn how to hold the camera still, McFly

take a better pic fam

Now post a pic of you taking a bite of it.

Cook it!

kek

One fell off onto the floor. I'm going to let him live because there are also some lizards inside and I don;t want them to die. Lizards are cool.

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holy shiit

woah

I didn't see any lizards, im gonna need some pictures

kek yeah
i need to see a microwave'd maggot
for science

Rolling for dumping it down your pants

Here is the picture:

Put it back on the burner

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thats not a bird

Make an omelette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wtf OP, how he fuck did you live with that shit in your house? Are you by yourself or what?

Wheres the bird

Why didn't you clean it user?

Well, I work full time and shitpost full time so there isn't much in between.

OP are you homeless and that's some rundown abandoned house?

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I'm not autistic.

somebody better screencap this before the thread dies

I'M NOT A FUCKING CANADIAN

No... seriously. Make an omelette.

Dude...

Where the fuck do you live? Bakersfield, California?

Sorry user, I left this kinda shit in my 20's when I had the energy to clean the muthafucker or at least dump it in the alley for the dogs .. they love shit like this but of course they puke their guts up after. Good Times!

is this the thread thats going to be the new thing for the microwaved cream cheese from before?

Dump it in your neighbor's mailbox
>Do it for Sup Forums

I hope to shit OP puts some heat to that pot

That'll need at least some trips.

Snort the goopy shit

Dubs have spoken

>Microwave
>Cast Iron
At least I'm not retarded.

turn the stove back on and see what happens

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LISTEN TO THE DUBS OP

Exactly! FREE FOOD!

no

Serioslyflygsly... omelette

Fatties. Musta been a guud burd, eh luv?

Most mailboxes are horizontal you autist.

OP you have potential with this.

OP WE NEED YOU

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They hide when the lights come on. It is hard to take a picture of them.

If dubs, he eats it

i can nearly smell it from here

>that floor
OP do you clean your floor?

Reroll

I ate the bird, dumbass.

roll

Srrsslyop .. omelet

well u can always dump it in a plastic or something something that won't go boom or burst into flames

no

Put your bare foot in it.
Soak, OP.

That was sour cream.

If OP's too much of a disgusting neckbeard to clean a pot, he's sure as shit not going to clean his floor.

reroll

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