ITT POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT POST YOUR SECRETS

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Tried to have sex with a escort, couldn't get hard because of shame, so we cuddle

my moms finger carred me in the back of my friend

Whenever I see this picture I think of the dumb bitch that made it, thinking "wow I'm being so quirky and interesting by writing this on a book! hehe!"

Fuck.

You alright?

I helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog

want to cuddle?

Im lonely.

I would if you were close enough. I might even cuddle with you in the shower, unless that would be too much teasing. I don't want anything sexual.

HAHA. I'm willing to bet she's like an art school hipster.

She defaced a fucking book to write it too, a book she probably never read. I mean it's not quite as trashy as burning a book like a nazi but it's still pretty fucking trashy.

SO in other words you're a human with emotions.

Congradu-fuckyou-lations

what?

Thank god someone else sees this. I've wanted to post this every time I see this dumbass thread. Fucking art school hipsters.

It's just cuddling, surely not everybody has this reaction unless there's a solid emotional foundation in place first.

I'm afraid of cheese. Go down cheese aisle in a supermarket and nope the fuck out

Op is listing for Internet juices or has to say some fucked up shit

Doubles check um

Op is fag
Inb4 Inb4
Weeeeeeeeeeereeeereretereeeereeeee

God I'm trolling so hard tonight in every thread I'm sorry just hadon't a very rough day

Fuck u and u ND u ND u ND u and you sassy a grass

Grammer nazi dies in hell

Fuck ur self

at the same time? did they like it?

I'm sorry you had a rough day, user. I hope things get better for you.

I support Trump for President.

You are doing God's work. Thanks!

silk boxers here
can confirm I'm working on unleashing the biggest pair of 11 year old cannons I've ever seen.
These will be shared on the internet in future secret threads if I can get a snap of them.

just cuddling is pretty good on its own tbh. We'd have to try and see about the shower, never tried a completely non-sexual shared shower.

vaguely where are you?

lol
that's not love, idiot
you're making shit up in your head to justify your need.
bet you're from a religious family

Reasonably close to Kansas City, MO.

I actually want to die because i'm in love with my childhood best friend and she still sees me as that best friend. I'm happy we're friends, but being around her just makes me feels so inadequate, i'm no looker and shes gorgeous; and it makes me sad knowing she doesn't feel the same way. i told her how i felt recently and told her it's because of her that i gotta stay away from her for a while to "get the fuck over myself", that lasted about 4 months and we're back to the way we used to be, we just aren't as close, i was so happy to be around her again, but than i started getting the same shit feeling of not being good enough, or getting jealous when she does shit with other people, and like she deserves a better friend than me. I really hate that she brings the worst out of me, and i hate even more that i can't help but be a shit person to her when i'm caught up in my petty ass feelings.

lol
why is that shameful? was it 1950?

Years apart, just used the same friends dog without her knowledge.
The first girl was really against it but tried it for me and really didnt like it, but whined like mad when he licked her. The other 2 loved it, the last girl especially loved sucking his cock

if you can't tell, i've been drinking. a lot.

A friend's girlfriend sucked my cock on the 4th of july while he was inside.

guarantee she's not even a 7

btw, pic is you
hope you realize it one day

sorry user, half a world away from me. I hope you find a good cuddlebuddy nearer home.

also: physical contact is physical contact, we're geared to respond to it. if you get a job in sales they teach you that just touching somebody - knee, hand, shoulder, whatever - is one of the most effective things you can do to. Forms an instant bond.
And that's just a quick touch, not full-blown cuddling.

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they double-teamed you
got pics?

did the girls cum at all ? what kind of dog was it? how did u talk them into it?

random mobilefag here too lazy to find a porn thread can someone post a pic here :/

That was phrased poorly on my behalf. Sorry. I mean, while he was inside *the house we were partying at* and we weren't.

i just don't know how to get rid of her.

What did uncle do to you buddy?

Large bullmastiff.
The second 2 came twice each, the first didnt but she was really fighting it as she wasnt up for it to begin with. Still fucking hot to watch, though. The most recent gf was the most natural and in to it, she looked after horses and always had pets so she was a natural.

I just brought it up one day jokingly, then mentioned it again a few days later with some stories and videos and showed them how amazing its meant to be. With the exception of the first girl they were all really taken in by it

>I'm afraid of cheese. Go down cheese aisle in a supermarket and nope the fuck out

I've never understood this. How can you be afraid of a product? I can understand being afraid of an animal or a plant or something that could potentially kill you, but fucking cheese?

move.
try a city with a lot of hot women (NYC, Montreal, Miami) and you'll barely remember her in a year

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staying over a friends for the night hoping he hasn't noticed.

I fell in love with a fucking lesbian and she's going across the country to go fuck the one seh really loves and my fathers legs stopped working, he's problably not gonna be walking soon

I was forced to eat blue cheese in a blind folded food taste test in first grade. Permanently scared from that experience

i'm gonna keep this in mind.

i lie on the internet.

particularly on Sup Forums.

also, I am an attractive female with a twisted sense of humor.

Oh yeah, fuck blue cheese. Why is that even a thing? It tastes ducking terrible

She's a human being, having sex with somebody she isn't attracted to for money. I was ashamed she had to go through this because of me. I don't regret my experience, we ended up talking about her profession for an hour, cuddling naked.

you fart on doods and blame it on other people?

More plz your beautiful

fuck you guys blue cheese is amazing

That means you are a grill huh? Since you lie on Sup Forums that means you lied about lying about being an attractive female with a twisted sense if humor.

>Montreal
Good taste my friend

Blue Cheese tastes like how the livestock area of the state fair smells.

>fuck you guys blue cheese is amazing

tits or gtfo you possibly ugly man.

Just started dieting in a hope to get out of my current relationship and in with a girl I really like.

No fuck you, asshole. The only people who eat blue shit are the snobs that think they have a refined taste for eating that wierd tasting bullshit.

Are you doing the Keto diet? If not you might as well give up

look at this nigga with the unrefined palate

Did 4.5 years in prisin. Hardly a single person in my life even knows.

ever had a blue cheese burger? it will change your life m8

My secret? Alright....
I work-out daily, commonly wear my battle vest as well outside of work. People think I'm alpha, but really I'm the biggest beta cuck I know. I really love being taken advantage of but everyone thinks I wanna take advantage of them.

Unrefined? You gotta be kidding. It tastes like a rancid tub of sour cream I took a shit in.

>combines best thing ever with worst thing ever
Eww I hate burgers

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head

For what ?

baby girl sick she went to dr.

Thanks though

She will get better just do sent feel well

I love you.

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i fucking love jefferson airplane.

Diapers man im there with you.

be there for your dad
it matters most

been there, so glad I was there for him

is that a diaper or an erection?

i was molested as a child by my father. molestation stories turn me on now. probably not normal.

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

If you can pin point WHY you want to die, you will over come it, promise. Keep your hopes high for her.

Dude with the bestfriend he loves i feel you but i told mine how i felt she rejected me and i treat her like garbage now and use her all the time for free shit.

Secret: ive witnessed 2 murders and helped set up both of the victims. The pay outs were amazing.

I'm doing low carb but not keto low. I've got a friend doing that and he's guiding me.

tell more

pretty common tbh fam

not universal, but I know a few people who are the same. my ex used to really get off when we roleplayed her childhood molestation.

Roquefort Papillion Noir is one of the greatest tastes you'll ever experience.

It's expensive but so very fucking worth it

gym class heroes, took me a good 3 minutes to remember that shit. good shit user.

Well Hail Hydra.

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>own a dildo
>want to get fucked badly
>have done camshows in drag
>not actually attracted to real men
>have no feelings towards any person in the last 3 years
>haven't had sex in 4 years (im 22)
>work a lot
>coworkers are all getting laid. literally all of them besides me
>they don't know though
how long can you go without being intimate with another human before it gets to be too long?

More?

>thread about secrets
>clicks
>bluecheese.jpg
Why are we discussing the grossest thing in the world? How is it even food?

How new are you?

just breaak up with her you gutless beta.
Say, "it's you, not me. Well, it's me too - I want to fuck another woman, so fuck off."

Don't try to stay friends, it seems like a good idea, but in the end it's like trying to dance with an anchor tied to your neck.

Married, got 4 kids, JW

Also have a girlfriend, and sometimes an escort

i wish i could do that lmao i still got so much heart for this dumb bitch though. being an ass to her actually beats me up; it's like i want her to feel how shitty she makes me feel, but not by being the one who makes her feel like shit. also she keeps dating dudes with the same name as me, i have no clue if it's on purpose or not; i'm deff gonna just run away from this issue once i have enough money to leave it all behind.

I let my friend fuck my girlfriend when she was passed out drunk

Stilton ftw

about 7 years new.

Details are gonna be fuzzy due to possible implication and self i crimination.

Anyways. Used to sell dope loooots of dope. Well i got robbed and beaten. My supplier did not like that i was expecting to take the blame. Nope. He told me if i set up the 2 guys that did it hed pay me 10grand and wed be cool still. DONE AF. So i set em up one died by a single gun shot to the dome. the other was a little more of a lesson. I staged a deal between him and a friend. Instead of my friend showing up for the deal it was my suppliers hit man. Dude cried like a bitch as he blew out his fucking shins. Then a solid one to the face.

Both were glorious. Shaddenfroid to the max.

diaper + plastic pants + gym shorts

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I like it cause it tastes weird. Some foods have an acquired taste. You keep eating them and you eventually develop an appreciation for them.