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Graveman vs Iwakuma

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win this shit m's

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>Iannetta

Ugh the team always looks so much weaker with him in it

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kek

lmao aoki

Damn thought that was a base hit from Seager

fucking shift

Iwakuma needs 17.1 more IP in order to pitch for the Mariners next year

I think I'll actually join you guys for this game today

Hey A's bros, how's your third baseman doing? What was his name again? Not Josh Donaldson? Something like that?

jash donulson

Ugh yeah I feel it. I was excited when we signed him and he showed signs that he was gonna have a rebound year but he seems to be the one player who has yet to recover from our June swoon.

who?

Cmon can we not fall behind early on for once

i hate when they play @ oakland

i hate it so much

Woo

nice save Kuma

Lets get the lead!

>Lind

For what purpose?

Cause Dae Ho has cooled off a little and Lind's heated up a bit.

Why not?

Hey guys. Just got here. What did Washington bros do in the nice weather today? I played some golf and got a 2 hour AC blast while seeing suicide squad.

Let's go M's!

Hello Seattle!

Happy Star Wars Fireworks Night!

Last night sure was a fun game. I hope tonight is just as good.

I walked around Tacoma for a bit helping my girlfriend's brother sign up for his first 5k tomorrow. Going to Ocean Shores tomorrow and coming back later Monday so will have to enjoy baseball via radio and At Bat updates. Sounds like we both had a fun day!

Do we want Tejas or Detroit to win today

Healy is looking good. I think he has a good future; he will be great in 2018.

What are y'all drinking tonight? Pic related.

>twisted nerve stadium music

spooky shit oakland

Rags. At least until we pass Los Tigres

Texas. Much as I'd like to believe with some luck we could overtake them, the Wild Card is much more reasonable and within our grasp.

Looks like good shit. I've got some Sam Adams Octoberfest I'm polishing off.

Can't decide, realistically I'd say the Division is gone and should want Texas to win

But it feels wrong. I'm just happy one of them will lose desu, similar to Blue Jays/Houston.

Hopefully Sox/O's dont win again

Oh ffs Cano should have got that

>ever cheering for the >rags

Wow. Mariners fans are huge faggots.

what the fuck cano

Get it together Iwakuma! Damnit Cano.

I think we need to focus our energy just on the M's winning. \O/

>implying we're actually cheering for them.

Preferring them to win over another team =/= cheering for them, matey.

Remember the last game of 2014? That was the hardest we'll ever root for the Rags

Don't remind me please

This

2014. Good times.

>booted first round
Yeah. Great.

Phew

Lets get some runs now boys

>40 minutes
>2 innings

cool "sport"

Better than not even making 2nd wildcard. :^)

>you now remember the Mariners haven't made the postseason since 2001

here, implying I'm an M's fan.

>you now remember

Mariners fans never forget. It's part of us.

>buy an athletics jersey with player name
>billy beane trades that player a month later

every time

Ugh

I hope it's not gonna be one of those games/series

Reminds me of my little sister. She was so happy when she bought her Cliff Lee jersey.

can someone buy me this please

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Noice

love those double plays lel

Speaking of, why didn't the M's try to pick up Beltran?

because he's 39

CRUZ MISSILE!

BASED NELLIE. Knew it as soon as it left the bat.

HE CAN'T STOP HITTING DINGERS

BASED CRUZ

boomstick baby

Fuck off Dave Sims, just cause you're not on the broadcast doesn't mean you can shitpost here with your terrible forced catchphrases

will Seags finally break 30 HRs this year? He's at 22

BOOM STICK BAY BAY

>Cruz hits HR
>Next 3 get out in 6 pitches

Do they know they're allowed to score runs when they're not losing lel

I miss the power hitting version of Martin. That was fun for a while

Strand him pls Kuma

Much as I hate it and as much as I miss Mark, I'm glad we no longer have to hear the worst offender. THE TRUMBO JUMBO. And now he's trying to force Electric Eddie to be a thing for Edwin Diaz. The Mariners PR department also needs to stop. His very first appearance as a closer they decided to play Gimme Some Sugar and they've been forcing #TeamSugar ever since the minute he stepped on the field.

I'm sorry I just really fucking hate catchphrases and nicknames that are forced and that's all Sims and the M's PR ever seem to do.

pix pls

TOO MUCH FUCKING LEAD OFF HITS REEEEEEEEEE

Mariners didn't come up with Sugar. That's been his nickname since he was in the minors

I prefer Edwin "Napalm delivery device" Diaz

Oh, really? I didn't know that and the M's made no fuckin effort to let anybody know that. They just started calling him that out of the fuckin blue. That's not as bad, then.

Electric Eddie can still go away. Fuck you Dave Sims. The Flamethrower was the nickname the fans gave him but no, you can't be okay with a nickname catching on if you didn't fuckin start it.

99% sure you aren't wanting to see the jersey so no.

Ketel Marte vs RHP as LHB: 188 AB .287 .320 .367
Ketel Marte vs LHP as RHB: 105 AB .229 .252 .314

SMIFF SMIFF SMIFF SMIFF SMIFF SMIFF

Seff Smiff

CANO BOMB

>some disciplined Professional at bats

My boy Seth is my favorite player on our team. He may not be flashy but I just love him.

CANOOOOOOO ATTA BOY ROBBIE

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based Cano

saved

What the fuck is going on with this guy?

REEEEE

Who ruined our Martin

Fuck you Martin that run is on you complete shitter

Zunino woulda got him

In b4 Axford shits the bed

Bring him in Smiff

That looked like it hurt

poor seff

Oh shit look at those digits

Damn

do your thing bullpen

So much spaghetti this game

get it together

WHAT THE FUG

Oh god, my heart

GOT EM

Based Caminero

That was some spicy heat

love this guy

BARTENDER

top kek

Based Big Willy

LOL

that double

nice

>It's a Martin / Marte combine for no hits episode

Here comes EDWIN "THE GOD OF FIRE" DIAZ to burn down O.co and send the A's to the burn ward with the nasty, hot, heat.

Marte...

>Aoki
Why isn't O'Malley playing?