You wake up 1 day, time has completely stopped. Everyone is frozen in time except you. Whats the first thing you do??...

You wake up 1 day, time has completely stopped. Everyone is frozen in time except you. Whats the first thing you do??? Also what would be the most illegal thing you would do?

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Fuck my older sister and fondle my stepmom. Then rob a bank

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First thing I'd do is scream and yell as loud as I possibly could. Sweet relief.

Head to my exes house and have sex with her.
Seriously the best sex of my life and I would do just about anything to get inside her one more time.
After that, probably rob a bank and maybe kill someone I hate.

Embrace the edgy inner neckbeard and check out area 51.. and hate fuck my ex.

Impregnate every woman within a fifteen mile radius.
Wait, how long does this last?

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1. Go to Bank of America

2. Take no less than $100k

3. Get food/supplies from walmart

4. ?????

5. When time un-freezes, handle my financial buisness quickly

probably just head back to bed.

Take a video of me fucking my best friend in a ton of poses and dirty positions, fuck my ex the same way, as well as 2 of my other friends, bring them all to one room and repeat taking video and pictures all the way through

Insert spider eggs under the skin of my enemies.

>time has stopped
>you can still move
>you can still see

Please stop, this thread hurts me.

Dang, just groping. Tits are nice, but the video is boring as heck. Thanks anyways man!

>drop dead because oxygen only enters my lungs while I move

don't take these threads too serious

Would their blood freeze in time too? Like slit their throat and a year later time starts and they start bleeding out. Most confusing death ever

Depending on how long time is frozen, I'd fuck my friends mom, then his sister, then go rob a bank. Need the mons user.

>fuck every semi attractive female between here and my destination
>shove a stick into EVERY bke wheel between here and my destination
>shove a stick up the asses of some guys between here and my destination
>remove the lug bolts from all rear wheeels on rear wheel drive vehicles
>ditto for front wheel drive vehicles.
find police officer, draw gun, pose him as if he is shooting at a target, point him at a bank teller, white a dnote say i am not a real police officer this is a robbery ad leave on teh bank telled desk.
>make sure officers gun is point at a safe direction pull trigger (assuming pulling trigger setup does immediately fire the round and that it won't fire until time returns.
>along the main highway all teh cars that a restop, peek my head though the windows and just randomly change gears, like for example shifting a care into revese, also, remove brake pads.
setup huge path of gasaline, drop lit match (assuming match freeze in time after being out of my control) make the fire do where shit.
>go to local highschool, find ALL the woman and girls, strip them naked, find ALL teh jocks, strip them naked dress some of the jocks in s and m gear, and with others, big black vibrating dildos up their asses and ducktake em there.
setup some people for suicide, such as taking a person takign a step of a bus and seting them at teh top of a buildings roof.

now i would do this ALL accross the country, because my destination...IS WASHINGTON DC

where i would set it up to look like the secret service just straight up murdered the president, in fact i would go ALL around teh country, cause strange fatalities of the most liberals of teh nations democrats...i would however makea special stop for dianne feinstein where i would stage a suicide.

i would set myself up for life somehow, whether it be getting lots of money from robbing a bank, or what have you.

>unequip ex girlfriend's pants
>shit
>insert turds into pants
>re-equip ex girlfriend's pants

Time resumes and she realizes she somehow shit herself as I am coincidentally walking by

I would assume they wouldn't actually die until time started again.

>2 years ago
>at the mall
>everyone around me froze
>inner nerd thought that it could be possible
>walked up to a frozen girl
>nice breasts 7/10
>gave one a good grab
>"wtf!"
>frozen people turned around and looked at me
>i had never seen a flash mob before
>still known as "that guy" by some

is water also frozen?
weather too?
nothing moves?
if so I cross the ocean, get a tent and some food.
although if it's canned food it's gonna be frozen too?
fuck what will I eat?

>time stops
>year later

pick one

I'd probably fuck all the girls who friend zoned me, then fuck my friends girlfriends and sisters. Throw a milf in there somewhere. Steal money to pay off my school and auto loans, somehow insert false documentation that makes me ceo of walmart

Die, because all particles are frozen in place and it would be like trying to move a brick wall and/or breathe one. Even if i could somehow move the friction of the frozen particles would cause me to spontaneously combust.

>how long the time will stop ?
forever ?
1 hour ?
1 day ?

please be more specific

> break into the vatican's library of protected documents
> move all corrupt american politicians onto a jet, fly to anarctica, unload, remove all tech from their persons, put jet back in original position, wipe traces, refuel, leave.

Fuck a pig. Fuck a dog.

see

antarctica*

you have shit taste in animals, horses or dolphins FTW

go to wal-mart. get some frozen yogurt. leave money at a till

>Acquire mass fortune and be careful enough to not leave any evidence.
>Position enemies in an unfortunate circumstantial situations.
>

see what?
even if theoretically, how long for since ((you)) are not frozen and therefore can calculate time.

Proceed to high school, impregnate entire senior class, raise army of bastard children, fund said army with shekels withdrawn from every bank in my area. Then kill myself

i would probably just live out my days normally except instead of staying home and shitposting, watching anime and playing vidya i would be collecting sexy people and start my own town or something.

Well if i could control time to pause and restart when I choose, I'd get some girl to film a porno with me and right when I pump out the last drop of cum I can onto her face I'd pause time. Go drink some coffee or something and wait for refractory period. Start jerking or fuck her some more until I'm ready to cum again then resume time and continue the facial. I'd do that over and over again until I start to grow old and my hair and beard would grow to dumbledore proportions and I would die with the very last cumshot. And people would talk about it for years to come as the guy who came for hours and drained his life force from his balls and died

itt bunch of fedora tipping intellectuals who take a joke so seriously they are actually arguing the paradox of living in a world where the time is frozen

what sad, sad human beings.

What is Reading Comprehension?

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that before bed

i've read this before.

it's because it's ancient stale copypasta

Go to area 51, steal dankass ufo's and take few aliens with me, then fly with ufo to north korea, nuke the world, and fly with ufo to some other galaxy and fuck alien bitches there.

Drugs, lots of drugs
And I would explore and look at cool shit. Get a paper Google maps so I know where I'm going.

would probs build a house out of peoples frozen in time bodies

Masturbate into the fireplace without my step-dad catching me.

Fuck as many girls as I could before everything went back to normal

Hopefully would have a bunch of kids born around the same time ahah

Easy if time stood still, take out about 500k from different banks, snag a bunch of game consoles, snag games etc, and snag me some shit computers from best buy. Tldr: Be a nigger

Put a silly hat on my dog

Kek

The first thing a will do is sleep some more.
The most illegal... I dunno, nuke Kremlin mb

Time doesn't exist. Everyone is just frozen. But I would fuck my girlfriends aunt who has a big bubble butt. Then I would go fuck my girlfriends sister. Then her mom who also has a fat ass. Go steal lots of money and take things for my hobby. Probably take my girlfriend out somewhere where she would die like in front of a train or semi truck.

First thing, go back to sleep. Probably stay in bed for a few days and finally get some rest. Most illegal, probably just clean out a few banks. That way I don't have to go back to work if time starts back up.

Depends if my car is frozen in time or not.

If I can't drive anywhere, I'd rape my neighbors daughter. And if my car worked, I'd probably rob a bunch of houses in high class areas (mostly take the jewelry and money in wallets/purses), but I wouldn't leave without cumming inside their daughter's first, or a man's wife if there is no daughter. I'd probably wear a mask just in case time suddenly started again so I can leave as fast as possible without being identified.

And probably wait for some time to pass to pawn the jewelry in increments at various pawn shops.

I'd go to every store take all the money and games possible any item I wanted I would take,that would be the best day ever

I would remove every single black and brown skinned person in America but hopefully leave the Inuits and Native Americans alone (but if I killed some, eh collateral damage). And by "remove" I mean a captive bolt pistol to the head, all the bodies into a crematorium and ashes dumped in the sea. I assuming I would never age during this "frozen in time" phase and it would stay that way until I chose it not to be. Everyone would wake up to all this population being vanished. Bonus would be if I could continue to freeze time if any politician, celeb or person with a public voice ever suggests bringing in more dark skinned people. They would suddenly "vanish" as well.

Hello Matthew!

Buy a traditional cedar strip canoe and my required handtools and some animal traps and go build a log cabin in the woods like I have always wanted too. Nothing beats a wilderness that never stops and is too you and only you.

>Ducktake
Kek

This is the only real answer

American hero. Please check people's phones to see if they are a member of Sup Forums at least before doing anything to them, or hooking them up for some good shit

I would turn 360 degrees and run out the door

>what would you do?
Get money, steal shit i want/need.
Fuck anyone i want, including children. Film it all, take tons of pictures.

>what would be the most illegal thing you would do?
I would ransack high security locations in government and corporations. Steal and download ideas. Have tons of insider secrets and use them to my advantage for profit or to advance any of my goals.
I would also set in motion plans that people wouldnt know are forged.
I would change wills to fuck with people.
Rewrite, destroy, and/or modify legal documents to change things secretly however i choose.

I would alsi kill people. ALOT of people. People i know who are causing whatever i percieve as the worlds problems.
Aswell as ugly/unhealthy/disgusting people.
I would kill as many black people in north america as i could with very few exceptions.
I would set nursing homes on fire and burn useless old people.
I would purge europe of its muslim and nigger problems the same was as america. Most muslim men will be killed, the attractive muslim women left for european men to take for themselves.
I would purge africa of most of its black population so there is more food for the survivers. All muslim blacks will be eraticated.
No tribal blacks will be left alive.
I would kill all abos in australia.
I would also burn the southern half of india to free up living space for the survivors.
By the time i am done the population of the world will hopefully be close to half of what it was.
It will be known as the Dark Day for hundreds of years after that.

Fucking this. Little asshole always bites me when I try it.

We're visionaries my brother

yep, me too

All you morons would get arrested in no time.
What you have to do is steal at most two fifties from every store in town and from some banks.
Sure it would be tedious work but they wouldn't be traceable.
Plus, you have all the time in the world.
Also, move to another country as soon as time resumes and make a living as rich foreigner.

>Has the ability to stop time
>Takes his girlfriend to die in front of a train
Wow dude. Seriously?