Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

turn and suplex her into the mirror shattering it

Realize im staring at my monitor and haven't moved out of my chair yet then continue to get up and look at my fat-ass in the mirror

Instantly go back to bed and smash myself with everything i can find all while recording just incase i turn back into myself the next day

Lots of fingers

Start camwhoring make a shit load of money buy pc start playing vidya and make even more money

Camwhore the shit out of myself.

Now see, these are straight men. I remember I asked my friend "if you were a girl for a day, what would you do?" His answer, go fuck a dude.

Use my looks to get a sugar daddy... I mean boyfriend/girlfriend. Have them support me while I get trained in a career. Start my career as an independent woman, dump my significant other if they aren't good enough in favor of someone better.

Easy

>Buy a white board
>Get a loan and get a stream capable computer
>Start a Twitch stream

If you're a female and you're not on Twitch, you're missing out on the current cash cow.

Name?

Comb my hair.

masturbate
then have lesbian experience

Fucking THIS 100%
>facts
>true facts
>factually true facts

Scream. Laugh. Cry. Thank God, or whatever force has apparently heard my prayers. Get dressed. Drive 4 states away to the visit the girl who first said she loved me as a woman. Stumble up to the door. Sing her our song. Reach for her hand when she gasps, realizing it's me. Cry. Laugh. Kiss. Have lesbian sex until the sun burns out. Finally be happy.

book in for gender reassignment surgery

So that's what's with all the League "female gamers" that have 50% of their screen as a cam and wearing 5 push up bras to show off their tits? I saw a girl with 90 viewers who had a fucking $5,000 donations.

Just why?

>you now realise there are probably millionaire streamers thanks to Twitch and big tits

Who'd have thought not getting naked on camera would pay you better than shooting 10 pornos a day?

but why does twitch allow this? I mean why would you allow a bitch streaming his tits in the main screend and in the small screen the game?

her* lol

Ad dolla, I'm guessing.

this. Why would you give a bitch sitting her ass all day playing vídeo games your money? I mean with a camwhore at least you can see her putting stuff in her butthole but a bitch playing games? Fucking twitch is cancer

Stop making that retarded face.

When you live in a world where every woman is trying to show you her bare tits and arse, a fully clothed woman suddenly becomes much more attractive, and a better wank when you imagine all the possibilities of undressing her for the first time.

Also, literal billionaire Arab Princes.

start enjoying all my new privileges

>Look to see if still have dick
>Ohno.jpg
>I'm a fucking trap
>anhero

Brush teeth.
"This is normal."
Go about day, as if nothing were amiss.
Don't even flinch if I ever meet someone who reminded me of what I used to look like in that CRAZY long dream I had.

celebrate because my biggest dream came true

Check if my sister's grown a penis

Because they get 50% of the sub money. So you have people like Sodapoppin with a bunch of Swedish children that sub to him and make Twitch $2.50 per person. He has over 5k subs.

Masturbate

this

I'd go fuck my lesbian friend. Nothin stoppin me now

play with my titties

>accept the fact that I my tits look great
>winning for wearing female underwear the night before because today my nuts aren't bulging out the sides
>proceed to learn the limits of my new holes for next 4 hours
>walk around wearing only a flanno tied around my waist, eating cornflakes out of the box
>I've got a box now
>trench coat myself up and proceed to nearest bus station
>cornflakes on-hand
>try to start a fight with the first guy staring at my obviously, in the open breasts
>being female would be great
>turn 40 and regret and question my existence
>begin to miss my nuts in those pink panties so many years ago

ram everything I can find up my clunge

>if you were a girl for a day
>go fuck a dude.
that is still gay

...

>heterosexual sex is gay

>guy in a girl suit fucking a guy
>heterosexual

Woah. You just made me feel some stuff. Fuck you I hated it. Good luck user, I'm sorry life fucked you about :(

this

Say: "Hey! I like your clock!"

Be happy with myself for once

Why specifcally swedish?

It's not just girls either. BrownMan, Ray Narvaez Jr from Rooster Teeth, I was watching his 4/20 stream and I had to stop a few mins in. He had a load of weed related Twitch alerts for $4.20, $210, $420, and $840. He easily made at least $3000 within 10 mins of his fucking stream, it's sickening.