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Eternal /got/ general - Big Pecker edition
We don't know if umber is tricking ramsay
Promise me Loras, Tommen!
Nth for Shireen
1st for wildfu
First for Euron
No more shilling for Spotify this time.
first for maisie
nth for Rightful Queen of Westeros
Let's hope valyrian armour comes with a breastplate stretcher
she looks like my cousiness.
would passionately fuck against the wall/10.
>her daddy was deposed
"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing
Targ females don't inherit anyway, this was established after the dance of the dragons.
>chaos isn't a ladder, i am the chaos, the first and the last. I am the Vale, from the fingers to the bloody gate. The North in my right hand, the Crown in my left, i am Westeros, come and see.
Get rekt plebs
I just want to face fuck her purple and award her by eating her pussy and painting her toenails.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>Rightful Queen of Westeros
>"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing
Deposing someone is an illegal act
>Targ females don't inherit anyway
They do if there are no male heirs around
>All male claims take precedence over female claims
Is not the same as women can't inherit
Problem, Usurper?
Dany got 3 dragons and thousands of men, she will wipe the floor easily in westeros.
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So he just didn't feel like vowing?
I don't feel strongly about any of the bands in the selection.
Anyway, hold that door for me, would you?
>get biggest wilding retard possible
>hodor would have been ideal but he r.i.p.
>full Valyrian plate armor
>Valyrian chainmail at joints
>Valyrian dome helmet with no eyeholes
>Valyrian blade welded to each vambrace
>swing randomly as you run forward
E A S Y M O D E
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Was this the biggest cockblock episode of all time?
When Jaime was riding his horse up those stairs that was such an "America fuck yeah" moment.
But Margaery and Tommen just had to get cucked by the sparrrows (literally ISIS)
Cersei and Jaime are unironically the good guys now. wow.
Can't wait till Ser Robert Strong JUST tortures the High Sparrow's shit up desu senpaitouchy.
>MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY
>.............................................
BWAHAHAHAHAHA XD
(farts)
>show Jaime
We have leaks; we know he's not tricking Ramsay.
>Deposing someone is an illegal act
Tyrants be salty
>calls people trash
>unironically listens to country and whatever the fuck classic rock is
I kept hearing it as "Magnus".
eyebrows?
Why couldn't they cast a teenaged Jaime?
His speech wasn't bad. I'd murder some religious shits for him.
DELETE THIS
Sure bud, sure.
>no long beard
>doesn't look skinny
Why, /got/?
This and the 3ER. Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
MADNUSS
Stay mad
>don't use spotify
>can't find my spirit animal
indeed. targs use agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, dont they? While the lannisters seem to use an agnatic system where the eldest related male inherits, i.e Kevan after Tywins death - or is that just because Jamie is KG and has renounced all inheritance and title? not sure
Paste them?
Don't let the worms tickle your ass lmao
He does look pretty skinny to me
>Judges commonplace term Classic Rock
>When he could be judging "Bro-Country" instead
What will you do when Daenerys dumps thousands of horseniggers on Westeros?
Post music you want to hear, when CIA saves Sansa and John.
>Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
They look better without beards
sam hyde really let himself go
Wildfire their asses
Blackwater 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rains of Castamere acoustic edition.
>implying Bran gave Hodor a choice
There's historical precedent for completely ignoring the claims of women, but Robert ignored all of that and claimed the throne through his Targaryen grandmother
nice music, dad
Open my gates for them and let them culturally enrich me
I really hate you people, I know it's for a laugh and shit, but I want to punch you all in the fucking gabber.
youtube.com
Full song obviously
see
Prove me wrong fucker
>none of you faggots got tormund
kek
In the books Cersei is the Lady of the Westerlands, but appoints a relative as castellan as she refuses to leave King's Landing.
In the show they don't seem to have addressed it, although the last episode it seems to have been given to Jaime after he got taken out of the KG.
underrated
so first daario mentions having 93 ships just like euron has 93 ships and now he mentions them needing 1000 ships right after euron mentions 1000 ships..
why are dnd spoonfeeding us this hard?
is euron=daario confirmed?
>Bro-country
Like this shit?
Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
r u blind my man
RIGHTFUL
you're just mad you got Dany you faggot
>horseniggers
>surviving the 'narrow' sea crossing
that sea is many hundreds of miles, and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.
so if its realistic, more than half the dothraki will die on the crossing, while those that survive will be so weakened by the voyage they get btfo by the forces meeting them at their landing (because you cant hide 1000 ships)
but we all know this wont happen. all 1000 ships will make it across, all dothraki will survive and come ashore 150% fighting fit with all their horses (lol) and will also come ashore completely unapposed, because noone in westeros noticed their supersneky fleet
Dragons > everyone else
I dont know what this even means
I just picked Cash and Dylan
How do I get thighs like this? Squats, lunges and donkey kicks aren't cutting it.
>and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.
You what
God-tier
>Robert Baratheon
>Tywin Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Roose Bolton
High-tier
>Karl Tanner
>Oberyn Martell
>Bronn
>Stannis Baratheon
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Davos Seaworth
>Walder Frey
>Theon Greyjoy
>Mace "The Ace" Tyrell
>Jorah Mormont
>Alliser Thorne
Good-tier
>Khal Drogo
>Jaime Lannister
>Barristan Selmy
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister (pre dick jokes Tyrion)
>Varys
>Aemon Targaryen
>Tormund Giantsbane
OK-tier
>Bran Stark
>Podrick
>Thoros of Myr
>Gendry
>Eddison Tollett
>Benjen Stark
>Loras Tyrell
>Hodor
>Ramsay Bolton
>Tycho Nestoris
>Renly Baratheon
>Gregor Clegane
Meh-tier
>Robb Stark
>Tommen Baratheon
>Samwell Tarly
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>High Sparrow
>Qyburn
>Edmure Tully
Meme-tier
>Tyrion Lannister (post dick jokes Tyrion)
>Euron Greyjoy (show Euron)
>No, Hodor isn't here anymore, his end was god-tier
>Jaqen "Valar Morghulis" H'gar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger
>redditors
The algorithm seems fucked up, Mastodon and Black Sabbath are the only bands from those I've been listening to and I got something completely unrelated
same
KING
RREEEEEEE FUCKING KINGSLAYING SHIT
Bran can warg and Euron has a horn that can control dragons, Danny is irrelevant now
Darude - Sandstorm
>Sandor Clegane in God tier
What is this peasant list?
i missed this in the books, bed reading skills or memory retention. either way. but yeah so Lannisters also use agnatic-cognatic primo, but jamie was passed over because he was KG at the time, so Cersei is Lady of Westerlands. Jamie cucked (feel dirty usign this word) big time
>Petyr Baelish not in CIA-tier
One job, user. One job.
lol I forgot the link. I need to go to bed
youtube.com
desu I picked Dylan as well, it didn't give me any classic rock
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS BTFO
btfo
anyone got that pic of emilia clarke in the bath showing off her soft little red soles? it's the only good thing she's done.
KEK
soldiers are not sailors m8
there is a reason why these are two seperate things, even today
Bran is a crippled cuck and Euron's horn doesn't do shit
Wait, I got the same as you. What the fuck is this based on exactly?
implying sandor Clegane is not ubergod tier
yeah dnd mentioned spoonfeeding plot this season, its got to be leading to something.
I just can't figure out if daario is supposed to be euron or victarion.
The horn gives you mouth cancer, it is known