My wife won't have sex as often as I like, which is more than once a month. How do I get away with cheating...

My wife won't have sex as often as I like, which is more than once a month. How do I get away with cheating? Or should I go to a prostitute?

Leave her

You should just fap. If you love her, then fap

Prostitute. Will be cheaper in the end and not as messy.

Nah 6+ years of fapping after getting married is super depressing. I'm sick of it. Should I get a girlfriend?

You need to talk to her then.
Ask why she had stopped wanting sex with you.
Hopefully she is not getting it elsewhere.

I'm in the same boat, have to initiate constantly if I want to get laid.

The price we pay for commitment. Don't worry, it only gets worse.

Yeah see I'm sick of it so I guess I need to cheat but I don't know the best way to do it.

your only chance of getting away with extramarital sex is by getting a prostitute/escort.

cheating usually implies building some sort of relationship with someone first. typically, you can't just go out and fuck someone without establishing something between them. even if it's a random drunk fling that you picked up at a bar, you will have to go back to someone's place, and that person's place can't be yours. if she's not staying at a hotel, it will be her place, and that means you've already established something with her.

you met her at a bar, most likely in your area, which means it can be tied back to you if you ever run into her again.

if you value not getting caught, just get the prostitute. this user puts it succinctly

>The price we pay for entrapment.

ftfy

A prostitute won't turn up on your doorstep in the early hours demanding that you leave your wife.

Or if she does, at least you can fire her.

Your fault for being a fucking idiot and getting married. Have fun masturbating for the rest of your life.

>getting married

This is why you get a break on taxes and insurance, sucker. Enjoy your hand.

Stop being a fucking cuck and just start grabbing her ass and whatnot if she doesn't want it then tell her she doesn't have a choice in possibly the most seductive tone you can pull out of your throat. If she still doesn't want it the next time you two fuck just nut inside her and don't tell her about it

>gets married
>wants to betray this marriage
>all her fault


She's abusing you but you saw this coming before you got married. You probably knew what kind of person she was and jumped in deliberately overlooking that. Cheat if you please, there are a lot of people out there that do this on Ashley M, facebook, etc. Hooking up for a fuck is totally possible and really easy.

Your marriage is dead already. I wouldn't worry about getting caught, you're just delaying the inevitable divorce.

If you didn't see this coming and don't see how its going to end you deserve to get burned.

For added effect be more fucking romantic or something and stop browsing b/ if you paid half as much attention to your wife as you do traps, cancerous threads, and the occasional CP that your neighbor is posting of your daughter then you'd actually have a wife that gave a rats ass about you

Even if cheating feels good, it ain't worth the effort it takes to keep up a lie. Jerk off, start trying to engage her like you did when you were first dating, or leave her, but don't cheat.

try to have a daughter. she'll never suspect a thing

Post pics of wife

Pics of wife

You should go to an attorney and divorce your cold fish of a wife.

I got the same problem has you... I didn't figure out what to do

tell her you want more sex you fucking pleb.

what kind of a man can't talk to his wife?

maybe be less of a disgusting slob? maybe romance her to put her in the mood? You seem really stupid.

Sounds like you are nothing more than a meal ticket. Get rid of her now!

I'm in a long distance relationsip
OP just get a hooker
Pay and leave. No strings
If you do find a mistress eventually your wife will find out
Go buy a burner phone from 711, use it for hookers, delete all call records each time you use it.
Leave it in your car, if your wife finds it say its for emergencies only
I've had mistresses in the past and it always blows up eventually
pic related old bang maid i had

long term*** not long distance
another bang maid pic

This

Take that bitch out to dinner and shit, go see a movie, show her why she should be sucking your cock every morning.

go to a porn theatre, or video arcade. spend $20-40 on entrance and some cash for the videos. then Suck a couple stranger's dicks and blow your load in a strangers hopefully not infected mouth. shower up and go home satisfied.

or you could just shave your balls and take a shower once in a while, a couple dozen sit ups every morning won't hurt either. if your wife is not sexually interested in you, it's your fault not hers.

Make her your hobby, if you want sex put some fucking effort into it. She is not going to want to have sex after fighting with the kids for 3 hours, fixing dinner, washing dishes, doing laundry and paying bills.

Clear some shit off her plate, let her relax, tell her to relax. Let her know you got things taken care of. Set up your seating arrangement in a way that makes it so that you are in physical contact.

Go to bed, can't have sex if you are not where the sex happens. Find new ways to have sex.


As with anything in life, identify the problem and work out viable solutions. And as others said, communication is fucking key. Talk to her.

ok

The most reasonable answer

shes just testing u to see if u remember and are interested OP girls like sex ( with the guy they love ) all the time like 5 times a day ( if a guy can keep up and handle it ) just talk to ur girl and be honest with her it will work out OP !!!!

Get a lover.....best of both worlds ^

Agree. Problem is this is fucking hard and no one wants to do the hard shit.

Fuck that. My wife doesn't want it as much as I do (multiple times a day) since having the kid, but she'll help me fap or watches when I do it. If she ain't around I fap on my own. If she's sleeping, I just fap against her and cum on her. And then we still do it regularly. Your priorities are wrong and you fucked up somewhere. You can have a sexual relationship with your wife without fucking her, but you need to figure out where shit broke down for you guys.

no way she is having sex just once a month,she is probably cheating aswell