Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,
gril here. Just wanted to share a little story about something that happened to me the other day, since I can't really tell anyone that I know since they'd all be pissed about me putting myself in danger. Anywho, so I went out drinking alone the other night. I was pretty shitty drunk before I even got to the first bar. I saw this guy sitting next to me who kind of looked like Steve-O, but with long black hair, so I was all drunkenly like "Heyyy you look so familiar!" So we chatted and drank a little bit more and I blacked out. Next thing I remember, I'm at his place and it's super creepy, really dim lighting like there might be some satanic ritual going on, piles of stuff here and there that made it sort of look like he was moving or had just moved in. Then he started telling me repetitively that he was going to set me on fire. I kept trying to laugh it off but he seemed really serious. I tried to get my stuff and leave, but I went out the wrong door and got chased back in by a scary as fuck dog. He still seemed really pissed and still wanted to tie me up and set me on fire. So, being the edgy fuck that I am, I just went along with it and started saying shit like, "Ha, just do it, you'd be doing me a favor." I think this made him lose interest in killing me so we walked to another bar and started drinking again, and all he could do was bitch about how boringly perfect his girlfriend was. I just don't understand why he wanted to set me on fire so badly. Was I that drunk and annoying? No one has ever told me that they wanted to kill me before that night, so I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little shaken up about it. Have you ever wanted to kill someone, like seriously? Someone you just met?

TL;dr?

tldr

tldr: I was super drunk and some guy wanted to set me on fire and I can't decide if I was just really annoying or he was a psychopath

I went back and read it. this would make great pasta, and the setting on fire theme was a nice touch. also good rodent pic. 8.5/10

Troll much? It would be perfect on Facebook. Nobody cares, those kind of shit happens everyday.

>If grill you missed a l
>If girl tits or get the fuck out..

newfag

Hey, thanks!

probably a bit of both
show tits for wasting my time

you're a dumbass.
How about actually knowing the person first before you go to their house or maybe not being fucking drunk.
>Getting drunk
>Going out with stranger
>asking for it

Yeah, you're probably right, but have you ever wanted to set a girl on fire? I wish I hadn't blacked out, or I would know if I had done something to set him off, but I'm generally pretty sweet.

I'm a little disappointed in Sup Forums for taking so long to produce the most predictable response possible.

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Honestly OP, I thought our date was great. It's not every night I want to light someone on fire. We had something special.

Tits or gtfo

Oh yeah? What city were we in?

You seem pretty annoying, so ya, that. Plus blacked out girls are always obnoxious unless they're suckling my dick.

Ok, all joking aside: I wouldn't be shaken up about this. He obviously has some problems and you both were a little drunk. I've had some really weird experiences and I feel like they've grown me as a person. OP, I'd take the entire experience as a life lesson to not go home with people name Steve-O because they might light you on fire and call it a day. Maybe run a hot bath and listen to some depeche mode. Get some candles, a couple of beers and some icecream. Shut off all the lights in your apartment, start writing on the walls. Break all the mirrors in your house so you can't see yourself anymore. Maybe turn on the TV at full blast with some nasty porn. Make howling noises and brandish a knife at anyone you see looking at you through your windows. I'd also start calling random numbers and screaming at them, "The fucking nightmare is here." You could also start writing a manifesto. Maybe about how the world is really all just a big simulation. Scratch out all the faces of every photo you have. Cut your couch in half looking for it's soul. Normal Thursday stuff.

This actually made me feel a lot better.

My job is done here. Chin up kiddo. Life's weird.

Do you live in New Orleans?

No, I live on the internet.

kek I live in New Orleans

You sound like a bro of mine. Did you ever hang out at bro house?

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fuck no

oh, nevermind.

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>mfw when this would have been worth in green text
such a weird story dude, where u from?

Why are we giving this assclown advice without the toll being paid? This is bullshit.