Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Drink bleach.

Mornings suck edition

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Oh I was just back from dinner.

Hello someone.
Hello Master. How's your day been?

still here

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Not that great, i think i got a cold.
Slept for most of the day.
How did you sleep slave?

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Calamity-masu'd

Art is no fun

Took me a while to sleep, but fairly well once i did.
Sorry about the cold. That sucks.

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Woah, I never knew you had a brother!

Ah yeah I feel you, you enjoy your major and shit?

He's joking.

I only have an older sister.

Oh yeah, I love it, I just wish my first year wasn't plagued with the core bullshit classes ya know?

Esther

I have been in drag your many many years
I love you

kek, I know nigga don't worry
You like your sister?

No I don't know, which?

Is this a confession!?

>You like your sister?

When you put this type of questions, that's when you know you watched too much incest hentai.

>Play Metroid Prime Federation Force
>Mission: Destroy the research site responsible for creating dangerous lifeforms
>Realise I'm not Samus and can't morphball and bomb my way outa this
Fuck

So you've had two kids while being a male crossdresser? Pretty impressive.

I do now. Back when we were younger I hated her.

I mostly wanted to go to this college because I assumed all my classes would be about the network security/administration aspect and not throwing in a random ass math class, or a random ass English class, or a speech class, or a science class. But all my classes are good, I just wish I could get to my goal faster. I love my speech class though, the prof is cool, and my anatomy class is fun and interesting!
>My English teacher doesn't mind if I read manga in class unless he's lecturing and as long as I'm passing.
SHIET!

All i do is open up to thread.

My husband is actually the one who birthed the children. I love progress.

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>too much
>too much
There is never enough incest hentai.

Is there a big difference between you dudes? My bros are like 10 years younger than me so I never got to know them, but most other people with siblings tell me that it's impossible not to hate your sister.

Kek, that sounds like a chill teacher.
But those classes are somewhat necessary to your major, maybe some aren't, but the information is useful to have and might come in handy at some point.
I'm doing Economics and I have to take four philosophy classes and five English classes. That and arabic for some fucking reason, spent my entire life dodging that subject and now it's come back to bite me.

And the divorce went well?

7 years.

My waifu on the right.

You'd make a great husband mother father sister whatever.

Sorry guys pizza came and mobile has been a bitch on me
Whats everyone up to?

High quality waifu

Even if she is a tiddy monster

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It turns out a relationship built upon lies was doomed from the start. Who knew?
That's why i don't want to lie to you anymore.~
You're closer to me now, lets get together and have some fun.

i see her

I love living in the south

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You can steal as many kids as you want, remember that.
I have to take a sociology class too like Psychology, and yeah I could tie them all back to my major, communications being VERY important because I need to explain things well.

Hello

>be me
>see a glas cube with a metroid in it
>shitidea.png
>shot the cage
>Metroid floats out
>try to shoot it
>no effect
>fuckmesideways
>scroll through my AUX ammunition
>find freezeshot
>Metroid charges at me
I did it... I freezed it and killed it... I'm not going to open up the other ones though.

Happy chen?

>eyes still hurt from last time
im already giving you this one qt
already done with work? or you still need to go?
hey
hows life

It's not too late

Wew
>Be me
>Se a Glas outside
>Shoot him with Mac-11
Feels gud
>That thing is a fuckin sniper smg

>Most importantly: Drink bleach.
rood

I'm fine, how are you?

Don't call her a monster, she is perfection!

Ok, time for shots!

Hey r00dby
Yuuko

Senpai

done for the day. also next week is gonna be my last week working with this clown

I'm back folks and claiming Taiga~

yo!
YES
nice job man, i knew you could do it
that actually makes me happy as fuck.

Hello fran.
Terrible timing. I was just about to leave for work.
You are wonderful.

Sorry for annoying you today texas. See ya later

PLEASE DONT DIE

give me a slice?

Hello ^^
How goes it?

Good to see you

Anything on your end?

More speeches?

I'm sure you can hit the next one also if you are prepared

Oh well, see ya

PLEASE DON'T ASK HIM FOR PIZZA

no u
yea sure, it was pretty great
it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven
i have been home for about 4 hours now
hm?

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I tried drawing

He is Armani

>fuck my life
Rem

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Sisters are scary to be honest.

Especially since I have the bad habbit of biting my nails

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I hope that having peaceful days and meeting a lot of people will make things better for me. I'll have long drives for now but it's ok as long as I have my music

Pleease don't bite her nails.

Again. Great waifu. Just tiddy monster.

Eh, I was taking a shower. Have a good day at work.

Nice one

>be me
>activate self destruction
>all metroids are outside now
>killing pirates and everything else alike
>fight my way through
>I have no more freeze shots
Someone help

I don't have anymore freeze shots....

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>get home from school
>mom is dad home?
>yes he is getting worse you know his diabetes and its your fault you and your brother push him to hard you are killing your parents
>ok mom

Pretty gooood, what about you?
Good to see you too qt Fran~ How are you?

im sure it will. what made you decide to do all this?
i mean call your new job and quit the old one?
pretty ballsy
>your music
yea i remember that
what a nice welcome, sorry man
how was school?

Don't you argue with me boi

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I'm surprised they still didn't kill themselves with a son like you

Anime is real, right?

he meant like food
that does sound good

REEEEeEEEEEEE

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Oh shit!

I'm good, I saw a pretty tame squirrel on the way back from class. Sat and ate a granola bar. I got to pet him!

Yes

Great, I've gotta start getting ready for class though ^^
Kek
>Be me
>Toss gas grenade
>Shout: "GAS TEH JEWS!"
>Detonate
>Kill 3 enemies
Wew.
>

they produced me to be how I am so thiers that

school was k im still steamed about being tall meat a literal autist today he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy

i can give you pizza

Use punctuation you flaming psychopath.

it's not your fault my friend. Did you see the girl today?
I realized how bad it would be in the next months and I didn't want any of it. I'm not sure how to tell my parents I've downgraded jobs they'll be disappointed..

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How cute and lucky!!!
Aw, that's sad, better be prepared!

yea it was pretty nice
although having dinner at 9pm is kinda weird
but cant complain
wow, did you get another puppet so quick?
what did he follow you around for though?
nah man its better for you, they will be proud you took a big step in your life
i wonder, how did your boss respond?

the food?
yeah sounds pretty good. i could go for hamburgers

food

>he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
But that's pretty much the opposite of what you're into, isn't it?

Someone followed you around?

Read this, esdeath, and it is met, not meat. Meat is food.

I hope I see that qt lil fella again

Well, what did you have for dinner?

isnt it still morning for you?
a bit early for burgers right?
oh wait you are an amerifat you cant help it

Esdese is a fucking sociopath.

Yeah, class is fun though, Anatomy!

I'm heading out now, gotta go to class and do college stuff.
>Later ^^

Acually, nevermind.
Good night

>yea sure, it was pretty great
>it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven

Tired Trips. Have a good night, jerk.

I'll tell him at the beginning of next week .Unless he makes plans for longer ahead then I'll tell him right away

why only grammar nazis care get over it im not here to write an essay

no tomorrow I do im gunna sit with her tehehe

I said hi and he starts going off about what he likes and that he is slightly autistic and then hes like come get a pizza with me ah christ I think ok sure I say he seems like he will be fun to play with

with girls I like being dominated with guys and undesirables I love being in a position of power lording over some autistic kid feels good man

yeah some autistic loner ill pretend to be friends with him to use him most likely

I am aware.

I will even hope for you as well!
Later cutipie!

Because it makes your crazy easier to follow.

I hope you enjoy being misunderstood you fucking crazy ass faggot.

I want that now, can you make it for me?

But how could you use him?

free?
12 so no its fine