State you're job, salary, and age

State you're job, salary, and age

Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr
37

Manager at Jiffy Lube (Canada)
$24 /hour
19

>Chef at Wendy's

KEK!!

Dude you haven't had a raise in years

Newfag

EMT
12.50

Route driver

17.50 l/hr plus commish.. 50-60k yr

25

Also 24

Sr. QA Tester at Electronic Arts
11/hr
24

kys loser. get a real job.

25
Warehouse for Amazon
14 p/h
40-60 h/w
Plus swag benefits

Professional thread deleter and cp aficionado
I do it for free
43

Professional Video Game Tester/ Designer
110-300K depending on how active I want to spend my free time (projects, etc)
24

Plumber
$36.50/hr (canadian)
28

Im in charge of maintenance for my local Golden Corral's chocolate waterfall fountain
3.50 + tips
31

Apprentice electrician
21.30/hr
28

Lol OK bro

27
Team Leader at Amazon.de
14€/hour
37,75 h/w
plus swag shit

Who's job?

Stay at home dad 0.00 an hour. Quit my 12 an hour job for this life.

Abortion Doctor
I don't work for pay, I get to keep anything I scrape out which I then sell on the blackmarket
19

24 years old

Service in fishing industry
22 $/hour ex. Bonus work (500/month)
21

Dispatch limos 25

>Being this new

Board Member (Not saying which corp)
23
$52/hr
$600 honorarium a meeting, up to $2,000 depending on distance

Life sure is lonely here. Can't do anything fun or "muh social/business image"

>board member
>hourly wage
ok

>doesnt know working boards exist

This dosh filled hermit life... maybe it's worth it

Body piercer
Commission (usually anywhere between 110-300 a day)
23

More that hourly wages are for pleb jobs. Do you have to punch in?

Stainless pipe welder
28.91/hour
25 y o

Domino's Delivery Guy
$5.15/hr
With tips I average anywhere from $6/hr to $19/hr
Plus $1.20 per run for using my own vehicle
20 years old

Pediatrician masseuse
$26.50/hour
25

news abonnement salesman
20
15/hour

landscape/lawn maintenance
19$/h
23

at least I don't work at wendys

Online Support/Dating Coach (from home)
$32k salaried + health/dental/vision
no 401k or company match :(
27

Semen tester
$-30/hr
49

You massage kids? Sounds like a great job

Nope. Financial policy calls it "compensation clause" or whatever.
Legally I can't say 'time sheets' for whatever reason when discussing my own pay. I don't make my own cheques, board members cannot authorize their own.

Audio/Video Contractor
$22.50 an hour
25

lmao kid totally missed the fact that you were talking about exempt vs non exempt

US Navy
22k/yr
Hate my job and my life more than words can describe.

lemme guess.. you joined the navy thinking xyz, found out you're a cafeteria lady on a ship for the next 4 years of life?

Career Firefighter
57k/yr for first year
30

Meh, I get over scheduled as fuck and end up having

bartender
$8.75 hr. but my moneys in tips. at least $100 a day few hundred on weekends

It's more the buttsecks that gets you down

My wife is in the navy and loves it.. it's way different when you are married.. Dat BAH.

She's wants me to be a dependa, but I still work.

What's your rate?

Line Server at Qdoba
$10.51/hr
18

>State you're job
>you're job

But I'm not job

Game Development
74k/y
33

Ihr habt mir schon wieder zu kleine Schuhe geschickt. Nervig! Wie oft darf ich Retoure schicken bis ihr mich bannt?

Assistant Project Manager
$69K/yr
30

As someone with interest in this field and who's actually researched what they make on average, all I can say is
>pic related

Sous-Chef
$40,000/year
26

27
Automotive tech
$35/hr

For real?

Look mang, I don't know how this business world works yet. I'm the youngest on the board and I'm in for the long haul because I'm someone's nephew.

When I'm 50 I'll either be dead or sipping cool drinks on a private beach.

You can enjoy this experience with me.
I'm rich in material things but lonely.

Where do you work?

19 years old
pizza delivery guy
$20/hour including tips + discounted and occasionally free pizza

releasing that information on Sup Forums is a terrible idea.
but it's high end, and in eastern canada.

hahahahhahahahhaa. give up. -3/10 did not believe.

Automation tech (ET and some programming)
$109k/ yr
32

minus gas and wear and tear on the car :/

yep. pretty sure i'm not the only coach perusing b on the low

Ah yes, the perfect bait thread. Let's analyze OP's post.


He starts off by using the common misused word "you're" in place of your. This guarantees replies from grammarfags.


Next, he is asking for you to post your job. Some people tell the truth and others lie. People argue with the liars. This can cause the thread to last for hours. He claims he's a Wendy's chef. There is no such thing as chefs at Wendy's and this gets guaranteed responses.


Next, he asks what your salary is. Again, people lie and arguments begin because of the liars. OP claims he makes $8.75/hr. That is not a salary, it is a wage. Also, he has been claiming to make $8.75/hr for years now. This gets guaranteed responses.


Finally, he claims he's 37 years old. People respond by mocking him. A 37 year old fast food worker? Kek!

Yes, nearly every aspect of OP's post is designed to get maximum (you)'s and you all fall for it almost daily.

ok $19/hour when gas is accounted for
wear and tear w/e m8

>Senior tester
>Test games

Choose one.
Did that for a year but it is for low life faggots or students as i was. Game testing is for chimps and apes. Saying you are a senior game tester actually proves how incapable you are to deal and understand software in order to apply and get a real job in software development, or even web which is for loosers but not as big as game testers.

Software engineer
35 euros/h

Unemployed
$7.85/hr @ 40 hrs/wk
24

>PA at tv station
>$8.55/hr
>22

NEET
0
48

Averages. How do they work?

you should spend some of that money on me. ill try to make your life more fun!

Software Consultant
175K/yr
43

NEET
230 euro a week from da guberment
23

Yeah testing is the shit tier job. Why the fuck would you get paid 100k plus for a job thousands of lazy nerds would do for 10k?

23 Territory sales manager for a metal supplier
salary 1k per week

Entrepreneur working on a brokerage venture
1000 euro / month retainer + 5-100k commissions

Hookers are awesome.

Signal maintainer for a huge rail road in the north east

34

100k+ with OT

Inspector
150k/yr
30

You hope you trigger some testers with that statement?
>Inb4 you are prolly some faggot that releases "indie" or open source shit and expects the community to do the testing part for him

Software security tester
20euros/hour

No just telling the truth. Talking about games testing not stuff like software security.

Ma bad, got triggered though

Do you tighten up the graphics on level 3 with a X-box controller?

Network Admin at a bank
$18.00/hr 200hr monthly
22

Fracer, out of gp alberta. 80-120k per year depending on amount of work.
26