What's my goddamned name, private?!

What's my goddamned name, private?!

Hugh...?

THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY HARRASED ME.

this is not funny kys

HUGH WHAT?!

This man is a war hero, show some fucking respect.

Mike Oxlong.

Uhm, Hugh Mungus?

kys

also checked

Lieutenant Hugh Mungus, sir!

Mugh Hungus

He doesn't look like a Lieutenant from that uniform.

You're cleaning the latrines after eating times

REPORT FOR DUTY IN THE MUNGUS PAVILION

But I don't want to

i don't fockin know your shitty american uniforms you racist, sexist pig, i don't need to know your man dream about wars and violence, are you trying to rape me you fucking cunt

HELP

HELP HE IS SEXUALLY HARASSING ME

HE IS SEXUALLY HARASSING ME

HE IS LITERALLY RAPING ME

Give me 200 you insubordinate fuck.

Yes sir! Private Dick Hugh Biggus on your service!

WAT DA FACK

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

I usually hate bandwagon memes but I think this one is pretty good.

"LARGE MONGOOSE", SIR!

this is now doubles thread

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uncle leo, hello!

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uncle leo your dubs are showing

oh hello uncle leo

those are double dubs

ded thred