ITT: we are in a Bus
ITT: we are in a Bus
Hey fuck you thats my seat
"Which on of you goyims glued quarters to the floor again?"
Give him back his seat.
"call the amberlamps"
sit in the back and start jerking off when no ones looking
*looks down and tries to be as quiet as possible*
Hey nigger, get to the black of the bus
Post your face when you fart in a bus
ALLAHU AKBAR!
THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS
*sits next to you. manspreading hard.*
*Starts masturbating furiously*
*plays nigger music as distorted as fuck on my cheap ass nigger phone*
stands. arm holding on to some bar at the top. brutal arm pit stench
IF THIIS BUS GOES UNDER 55 MPH WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!! SAVE US NEO!!!
*presses against your ass and smiles*
Fuck just two more stops.... just two more stops... fuck these people fuck this bus fuck my life... two more stops
Has anyone seen moot I think he went to finally kill himself
*Hobo gets on bus stinking up the whole place*
thank goodness Keanu Reeves is here and someone shot that nigger bus driver.
"Daddy, someone put a hand in my butt."
*aggressively starts gaping own asshole and throwing shit everywhere*
Hey user! Hehe, h-haven't seen you i-in a while... hehe
Hot girl sits down next to me while I try not to stare at her
Hot girl turns out to be trap but user can't notice
Holy shit dude, you just started your dbol cycle too? Sweet lol, can't wait for the massive gains.
Uh, sir?
There's a SJW in the nigger that was going rob me.
ALLAH AKBAR
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the toooown.
You know you turn real radical when you are hungry.
>hands allah snackbar
Better?
in back bus
Back Door
BACKKKKK DOOR
THIS IS MY STOP
BACK DOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
Oh, you just push the strip
The black
HUNGRAY?
I'm FROM TURKEY!
Checks Sup Forums on phone, mfw see's thread about Sup Forums on bus.
> is on bus
CONDUCTER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>bus stops to drop off that big faggot OP at the gay club downtown and you look out the window and see this
You want some turkey? It isn't even thanksgiving or christmas and you want some turkey?! Where the fuck do you think I find turkey?! Hold on, hold on, let me ask guy next to me.
'Ey you! You ass looking guy! You have some turkey?!