Is he the next Phelps?

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No. He's only good at one stroke.

Kek

>he can literally just swim breast stroke, the worst swim ever

So overrated

>Mentioning that choking limey in the same breath as da gawd

The only breaststroke I like to watch is the one performed by my wife's bull

Yes, but less autistic and better looking.

Next Phelps is a woman.

Still waiting for the Chinese Phelps desu

But Phelps never got BLACKED.

Yes but hotter.

>he doesn't enjoy stroking breasts

Tu es un faguette

Hey olympic swimmingfags, tell me about Tyler Clary.

>Implying she will get BLACKED

She isnt an American, this stull literally doesnt happen here. Only exception is Brienne but she studied in Oregon so shr got influenced by American black glorifying culture.

>indoor swimming event
>Britbong still manages to get a sunburn

yeah phelps only got TRAPPED

mayb he's a Sup Forums fag

It's called being white.

I'd let him fuck me
no homo

Could he even beat Katie Ledecky at freestyle at any distance over 100m?

neet since if i got big that's kinda the model I would look like since I'm the same height and skin tone

So, he's the next Katie "I only do freestyle" Ledecky then

>yuropoor looks like an inbred downy

typical

saved to my "island monkey banter" folder

The British swim team is cute. I'd fuck them all.

You couldn't be more wrong. As a white woman she was born to take the BBC. Already her thoughts dwell on it constantly. She worships it in her waking hours and in her dreams. If it hasn't already happened (it has I PROMISE), she won't last the week before fulfilling her BLACKED destiny.

that's not actually banter though, it's fact. white people get sunburns in the sun. the more white they are, the easier it happens. that's just the truth.

t. Missy Franklin

Don't forget gymnastic fuccboi

أنت دمرت له.

penny o's got a pretty face

Wrong board faggot

Mongolians diluted your gene pool kraut

>choking
>broke his own WR three times this games, including shaving half a second off in the relay and carrying his team to silver

Freestyle is not a stroke. You can swim however you want in freestyle. It is literally about who can swim the fastest.

They shouldn't even be giving out medals for the other strokes tbhfam.

More like the next Kosuke Kitajima

Save this one too Hans

There will never be a new Phelps

what the fuck is wrong with white people?

>not having a strong black bull to plant his seed in your wife and continue your family line
It's 2016 you fucking fascist Nazi. I'm reporting you to the intolerance police.

Call us in 12-16 years then we will know

no he isnt abusing the 20000 swimming events

hes true goat though so much faster than anyone else, literally 2-3 seconds ahead of everyone

Ah fuck he's cute.

>american swims 59 secs
>peaty 56 seconds

GOAT

And Nile too
>His face when you suck his cock

the american swimmer won the bronze in the breakstroke too so he wasn't a bum, PeatyGOD

Brinn is way more qt

I'm not sure if I could choose between them, I guess I'd just have them both.

>both 5'5
>i'm 5'5
>never met another guy in person who's 5'5

what the fuck, how do they find these people for the olympics? just like how there are multiple 6'5 women playing volleyball.... i've never seen a woman that tall in person

>5'5
Oh fuck that makes them even cuter.

he's going to have to win way more than 1 medal lmao

Brinn is a total bottom. I'd pay to watch Nile fuck him desu

I bet he already does. Maybe he is right now.

Probably a mass orgy going on in the athletes village with the GB divers to celebrate their medals

I'd cut my little finger off right now to be a part of that.

That'll be our Joseph Schooling, not whoever this is ;^)

Is he American?

Yeah

Then yes. Next Phelps. Or Phelps #2.

He's british you goddamn FUCKWAD

See also

Proof that face is way more important than body

What? No way! Prove it.

this is true desu, most white girls are taking bbc well before their 18th birthday even

Careful, that's dangerously close to violating Section 377a.

Kek, I don't even care about Phelps.