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Is he the next Phelps?
No. He's only good at one stroke.
Kek
>he can literally just swim breast stroke, the worst swim ever
So overrated
>Mentioning that choking limey in the same breath as da gawd
The only breaststroke I like to watch is the one performed by my wife's bull
Yes, but less autistic and better looking.
Next Phelps is a woman.
Still waiting for the Chinese Phelps desu
But Phelps never got BLACKED.
Yes but hotter.
>he doesn't enjoy stroking breasts
Tu es un faguette
Hey olympic swimmingfags, tell me about Tyler Clary.
>Implying she will get BLACKED
She isnt an American, this stull literally doesnt happen here. Only exception is Brienne but she studied in Oregon so shr got influenced by American black glorifying culture.
>indoor swimming event
>Britbong still manages to get a sunburn
yeah phelps only got TRAPPED
mayb he's a Sup Forums fag
It's called being white.
I'd let him fuck me
no homo
Could he even beat Katie Ledecky at freestyle at any distance over 100m?
neet since if i got big that's kinda the model I would look like since I'm the same height and skin tone
So, he's the next Katie "I only do freestyle" Ledecky then
>yuropoor looks like an inbred downy
typical
saved to my "island monkey banter" folder
The British swim team is cute. I'd fuck them all.
You couldn't be more wrong. As a white woman she was born to take the BBC. Already her thoughts dwell on it constantly. She worships it in her waking hours and in her dreams. If it hasn't already happened (it has I PROMISE), she won't last the week before fulfilling her BLACKED destiny.
that's not actually banter though, it's fact. white people get sunburns in the sun. the more white they are, the easier it happens. that's just the truth.
t. Missy Franklin
Don't forget gymnastic fuccboi
أنت دمرت له.
penny o's got a pretty face
Wrong board faggot
Mongolians diluted your gene pool kraut
>choking
>broke his own WR three times this games, including shaving half a second off in the relay and carrying his team to silver
Freestyle is not a stroke. You can swim however you want in freestyle. It is literally about who can swim the fastest.
They shouldn't even be giving out medals for the other strokes tbhfam.
More like the next Kosuke Kitajima
Save this one too Hans
There will never be a new Phelps
what the fuck is wrong with white people?
>not having a strong black bull to plant his seed in your wife and continue your family line
It's 2016 you fucking fascist Nazi. I'm reporting you to the intolerance police.
Call us in 12-16 years then we will know
no he isnt abusing the 20000 swimming events
hes true goat though so much faster than anyone else, literally 2-3 seconds ahead of everyone
Ah fuck he's cute.
>american swims 59 secs
>peaty 56 seconds
GOAT
And Nile too
>His face when you suck his cock
the american swimmer won the bronze in the breakstroke too so he wasn't a bum, PeatyGOD
Brinn is way more qt
I'm not sure if I could choose between them, I guess I'd just have them both.
>both 5'5
>i'm 5'5
>never met another guy in person who's 5'5
what the fuck, how do they find these people for the olympics? just like how there are multiple 6'5 women playing volleyball.... i've never seen a woman that tall in person
>5'5
Oh fuck that makes them even cuter.
he's going to have to win way more than 1 medal lmao
Brinn is a total bottom. I'd pay to watch Nile fuck him desu
I bet he already does. Maybe he is right now.
Probably a mass orgy going on in the athletes village with the GB divers to celebrate their medals
I'd cut my little finger off right now to be a part of that.
That'll be our Joseph Schooling, not whoever this is ;^)
Is he American?
Yeah
Then yes. Next Phelps. Or Phelps #2.
He's british you goddamn FUCKWAD
See also
Proof that face is way more important than body
What? No way! Prove it.
this is true desu, most white girls are taking bbc well before their 18th birthday even
Careful, that's dangerously close to violating Section 377a.
Kek, I don't even care about Phelps.