Hahaha, can you imagine being a virgin at 18??

Hahaha, can you imagine being a virgin at 18??

My wife was a virgin untill 19.
Damn shame.

I didn't have to imagine it

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Haha yeah...

n n n nno not at all, r right guys?

I f fuck al
I mean I fuck girls all the time

Enjoy your herpes.
Wizard pride, world wide!

Losing it at 16 was bad enough.

My man

heh y-yeah that would be terrible

>be me, 18
>had lots of opportunities to lose virginity
>just declined to them
>"sorry, im just waiting for the right one..."
>dumped right after saying this
>no one has stayed longer than a day to see if they're the right one
>i srsly think im gonna die virgin

god that chick had some awesome tits though.

So was mine. I'm happy about that since I got to take it.

Maybe they're not the right one user

hahaha i know right? fuckin losers.....

>tfw 26 and still going strong

fucking normies

Enjoying your grapes?

a girl jerked me off on my 18' birthday
but were still a virgin until 22

Can't imagine, I am a 22 y/o virgin, so what?
You're the one who likes fucking around, not me
Too busy making gainz

Yes
My sad story
>turn 26 approaching, wizard powers growing
> fuck it gotta get past the first one
> That night ride around on the Orange Blossom Trail looking for whores
> Three hours go by
>Finally decide to fuck the only hooker out tonight

Hate to break it up to you... There is no such thing as the right one. It feels better with someone you have feelings with but nothing more then that.

I'm 29. I'm going to jump off a building next year to see if my new found wizardness allows me to fly.

Wizards fly, right?

>Fucked when I was 15
>Fucked a couple of times mores

I'm 19 now. I can't really imagine being a virgin now, even though i haven't fucked since I was 16.

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no, but if the are anything like witches they won't drown

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I was lucky, I lost my virginity weeks away from my 18th birthday

I don't get it, what's wrong with being a virgin?

then i'll die virgin

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Imagine is the wrong word. I remember being a virgin at 18. For a whole month ish. I'm still with the grill I lost it to

What kind of woman would you want to take your virginity?

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forgot this!

Don't listen to him. Even if shit doesn't pan out, it's what matters at the moment, if it feels right, it's right.

>I know literally 0 girls
>Don't even see the point in fucking 3/10's from Tinder
No one cares though right...?

Kek. I'm a 28 year old virgin. I'm sure that's a guinness world record.

I lost my virginity at 19 when I got fucked in the ass

Trips of truth. Gainz > pussy

Do you care?

sex starved milf

fuck

Somewhat, I'm not desperate enough to fuck a 3/10 or something like that, but it's kinda shitty knowing everyone who knows pretty much laughs in your face when it's brought up.

Every woman but the right one will do this.

Someone once said men can"t be virgins. Is that true?

>A 3/10 is his only option.

AHAHAHAHAHA

>It's mine, too.

Lemme guess, he was a virgin.

Lost my virginity at 3

>was raped ;-;
>second time i had sex was 22, finished here, lost hardness halfway and didnt finish myself

>It's literally the best I could do
BOY I BET DADDYS PROUD

I have never in my life got a boner from looking at irl women so I don't miss much. I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years.

just get a fucking whore you retards if you are that hung up on it

Sauce on planet of the apes parodie.

Sauce on planet of the apes parody?

planet of the apes

This, it's not hard to find a good call girl that you can see once a month whenever you need your fix. Lost my virginity to a whore and it felt kinda shitty but at least that shit's off my bucket list.

>I don't fap to human porn for the last 8 years

U wat m8

I'm not hung up on it, but if the only way I could could fuck someone is by paying for it, I'd just fucking kill myself after. I hope it won't come to that, though

what kind of fucking loser would still be a virgin at 18...

>be 32 year old virgin

some guys are too insecure of their own manliness so they start attacking others

>Being a virgin past 20
>Still faps to humans
wew lad

why? i've fucked some great looking whores, it's a service for fucks sake
can post some if you want

I never said anything about looks though.

Noope. Lost my virginity at 15 to my fat ass gf of the time in a Macy's bathroom. FUCK YEAH. MERICA.

I think his hang-up is that it's basically a confirmation of his fears that he'll never find a woman that finds him sexually attractive.

>Senors

check them

Nope

Full house get of truth

what then

Why should I give a shit about virginity, sex or getting a girlfriend at all

>Hahaha, can you imagine being a virgin at 18??
Nope, but I remeber it. I am 33 now and still havent fucked.

Lost my virginity at 22, I think.

Sex is pretty great if you've got someone you deeply care about. Other than that .. meh. If I had to choose between sex and, e.g. my ability to play and listen to music, fuck sex. It wouldn't even be a choice.

ah, well that's probably not true either. everyone has a redeeming quality, and it's easy to look after yourself physically and not be a complete neckbeard

>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years

Not really, it was a while ago. Now, being a 29 year old virgin, that's something I can speak to.

Well I'm paying for the one thing almost everyone else on the planet has managed to accomplish without doing so. Kinda feels like I'm admitting that I failed to do the one thing humans are literally programmed to do.
Then again I'm failing right now so I don't know what difference it makes.

Dayum...

it gets easier with age as your get more confident in yourself and who you are

There is no right one. Women are sluts and incapable of staying on one cock unless forced to.
>You have to have a stay at home wife without any contact with landscapers, handymen, pizza delivery, etc.

I was a virgin until just 3 months ago
>I'm 22

But what if who I am is a massive fucking autist

she's cheating on you

I really should kill myself

I'd do a fucking favor to this World

even that's all you are (that shit is reversible through social interaction) if you're confident in that you will attract pussy

no such thing. everyone has something attractive about them to someone
of course you need to look after yourself - so not being overweigt or a tramp is somehting you can fix, as why would an attractive girl want to be with someone who doesnt give a shit about themselves?

If you go through with this, dress up as a wizard and ride a broom downward to your death.

>tfw 19
>tfw virgin because phimosis
>tfw getting cut at this age is only going to make it look worse
Why didn't my parents jew me when I was born?

I was a virgin until 18..then by some god given miracle some girl wanted me like none other...
>good times

Dude, if you can masturbate (and cum)you can have sex (and cum), blowjobs wont do much of a thing to you but you can go fuck a girl, most of them wont even tell

Just sit down and do some self-reflection on yourself every once in awhile. You'll pick up on stupid habits of yours that you don't notice but can drive others away.

Not even a wizard, how could that be a record?

Am speaking right now to 28 years old female virgin

nah just die of old age

landwhale?

What this virgin thing about? Can we be glorified and have children with powers? Like a mutant?

You've ascended above us all

Its not really that bad, sex is overhyped as it is. I don't wanna fuck some disgusting stacy bimbo just so I can say I got laid, I wanna have sex with the person I marry.

>says sex is overrated
>hasn't had it