You know the drill. Dubs decides

You know the drill. Dubs decides

I'm having trouble
Are you the elephant in the back or front

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Winrar

Cause your friends should've told you to lose weight lol fat bitch

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Hey, I heard you like elephants.

Sent it. Waiting for a responce

Want to come over and play beyblades with me? I could let it rip in your face lol

If you like elephants so much you should come see my trunk

I'm legally obligated to tell you I'm a registered sex offender

Nigger

Suck my cock you fag

nudes?

Whoa a bird just flew into my room and fucked my ass

op here. Bitch unmatched me. New target.

Let's have a pillow fight at my van

She's 16 you moron

16? might wanna bail user

I fucjing hate niggers

Nudes bby?

Come lick my shit crusted anus while I jerk off to pictures of your feet you worthless fucking slut

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So? I'm not gonna fuck her

the internet told me to get a picture of your tits

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winrar

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I see you like elephants. I love spending time with animals.

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

hows it looking OP?

Nothing yet? That's the only problem with these threads, there's no telling when the bitch will reply.

Let's get more bitches in the meantime

spoken like a true homosexual

3rd times the charm

send nudes

Looks like an extra in a porn

hello my name is OP and i'm a huge faggot

I wanna tongue punch your fartbox

Rawl

How many fancy dates and expensive jewelry will it take before we do anal?

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>Graphic designer
>Law school
What in the actual fuck?

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Rreolling

she sounds like a pretentious cunt

This explains it

>stacie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh hell yeah

can you squeeze my cock till it turns purple?

Tip top kek

it's a bot

I realize

>cmu
Shit nigga I'm from kzoo, you match with a girl named Marissa, op?

bitch was bot welp move on op

Need a last name but yes I have

Marissa Barry, she's 19

it looks like a bot user gg

Nah different girl

My name is Iriven Frondovorvitc
I like in small village 80kms away from Belgrade Serbia.
In old country I have my first goat at 11 years old and I treat her like a daughter.
She was pretty goat with wide child birthing hips and soft hindquarters that made me quiver with joy.
45 years later I have whole family of goats, I dress up as goat so I can get close and smell their musk.
They are my family.
The laborers in our village laugh and call me goatman and say my goat wife is fat and eat many turnips but she is beauty to me.
I finish my work in financial district and return to my village. When I return it has fall into disrepair. I look for my goats and find only a few, where is my favorite goat? The barn hasn't survived hash winter and inside is dilapidated. But I see her, her finely shaped hooves, supple nostrils. She has kids.
I rebuild barn over the summer and now me and my goats can bring up the next generation.
It has been hard life.
The war touched every part of Serbia
My friends loose family, I loose family.
Besides all that. I have my goats.
War is something that other animals don't know.
Especially goats.
We have war then who are the real animals?
War is high scale, village and goat is low scale.
When war touches my village the scale swaps.
War is small and village is large.
My family and goats is all that matter.
My name is Iriven Frondovorvitc and these are my goats.

OP find new grill faggot