My dog shit on the floor and is proud of it

My dog shit on the floor and is proud of it.

What the fuck do I do?

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Shit on top of his shit to show him youre dominant.

This is actually the right thing to do.

Shit right next to its and show that bitch who the fucking real boss of the house is!

Is that your dog?

is any of this worth it?

Clean it up, tell your dog he's bad for shitting on the floor.
Maybe take him on walks more often
What the hell do you want us to tell you?

Just kick it firmly, hit it on the head with something. It has to learn. Dumb dogs need to be scared to learn

Bite his ear, establish dominance via the old ways

yes

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He is super pretty leave him alone,
but it would be kinda funny if you bite him, but like super weak

You live in ca?

why? I beat the shit out of my dog with an iron bar when he was younger - moulded him into the good boy he is now

if you are housebreaking him, pick up the poop with a bag and lay it in the yard so he knows thats where it goes

also- use a squirt gun with water if needed when he's bad

don't listen to the trolls/morons that say to hit a dog

Why? It's not like you're killing it or anything

yeah and say NO like firmly so he knows when you say no he is being a bad dog.
post pic of him as a pupper

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are you sure you aren't a faggot?

shit on dog

Leash him onto something solid so he can't move much, and poop next to him on the floor.

Now this bitch won't stop staring at me while I try and bite my dog.

This shit works. Nothing wrong with hitting your dog now and then.

Jeez, OP. You can't even be the alpha in your own home to your pets. You get a rolled up news paper and smack your dog with it while pointing his nose at his tightly coiled pile of "I just overthrew your spot as alpha, you beta faggot." and let him know he can't do that.

aww he is giving the look of "be a forgiving hooman" look, post pic of her as a pupper

Put his face in it, drag him outside and rub his face in the grass

She was never a pupper.

I think this could actually work.

thats how it should be done tbh, newspaper wont hurt him, and dont hit him hard, is not pain what teaches them but the reaction.

scold (dont scream) him while gesturing to the shit for a min, dont hit or scream at it thats not cool

Head stomp it once with his shit under ut

Rub the fuckers nose in it

she is super pretty, this is my dog

It's too late for that. I'm taking her back to the dump where I found her.

Say goodbye to Margret

The wind blew so he's barking now

Freakishly handsome dog

Op calm down it's just shit.
We all have to poop some time so just calm your tits, it happens.

Thanks : D you are a great user

Almost to the dump, she wanted subway first.

Your dog looks like it would bully me and take my lunch money

she likes you a lot has dilated eyes

take the fucker for a walk

Kek. he has super big fangs, but he is a nice dog

shit on the dog. Show who is boss!

I took her away from a farm a month ago :) It was our 9 hour car ride back home!

I have a video of her, would you like to seE?

OP you're insane take your dog back home

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holy shit where did you get that awesome tibetan fox

Fuck you for buying a dog for its looks without considering behaviour and lifestyle needs.

This is correct. It is just that the dumbass animal lovers who use their emotions to explore everyday issues refuse to believe that being mean can work if applied correctly.

You have some fine looking bitches OP, have you tried having sex with them?

It's by far the easiest way to establish a good trusting relationship with a new dog, if she's from a farm she's probably unspayed and really stressed out from not getting any