Tennis players need to win 6 matches a 2-3 hours in order to win 1 medal

>Tennis players need to win 6 matches a 2-3 hours in order to win 1 medal
>Michael Phelps needs to swim fast for a combined 6 minutes to win 6 medals

>I-its like that yuropeans, you can compete in swimming tournaments, t-too

>B-b-but where do you put commercials on a 3 hours game? We need action and we need it now. Quick and stupid. We are america.

Just get good in the swimming :^)

what is this picture

or maybe award athletes who actually put great performances and want to perform an actual sport. Who are you to blame athletes who dont want to waste time and talent, just to do something a retarded 8 yr old could do - swimming?

this is why I watch CBC you cuck

Brazils projected national team in 2020

ei

Teams of all nations willingly participate in events with the chances of bringing glory of honor to their country.

Proceed to lose and claim that the sport is irrelevant.

If this isn't the biggest case of sour grapes then I dont know what else could be.

Athletes should have the opportunity to win 2 golds at max
1 individual and 1 in team event

>runs for 9.5 seconds and is 0.03 seconds faster than the next guy
>$15 million dollar contract, endorsements, sponsorships, sex

ikr
I think you should just run faster than him

>I-its like that yuropeans, you can compete in swimming tournaments, t-too

What? Can't you people afford pools? If not, you have rivers and oceans. Make good use of them.

>instead of solving a problem force/encourage everyone else to be a part of it
C L A S S I C
A M E R I C A

bacteria is the true future GOAT

Swimming is a problem? Like holy shit, Germany has more than just a refugees problem. Their citizens are clinically retarded.

>instead of solving the problem yourself by competing you want everything brought down to your level

C U C K

Well we could also just have 30 horse dance competitions alternatively.
That would be rising everything to your level, wouldn't it?

He means the sheer number of swimming events that there are.
Let's be honest, it is rather ridiculous. Honest to god, I'd say the exact same thing if it was us winning all of your golds from swimming.

Hahahaha, you wrote refugees again

>add 30 more cycling events
GB suddenly above america
>add 30 more horse events
Germany suddenly above america

>add 30 more fencing events
france suddenly above america
>add 30 more archery events
south korea suddenly above america
>add 30 more table tennis events
china above america

you are first, because you are lucky to be the best in something that has 100 gold medals

nah senpai, let's have 50 more different swimming competitions michael phelps can all win
it would be like having different football competitions(dribbling,passing,scoring goals) and suddenly wondering why argentina are steamrolling the olympics

I think its fine. There's a lot of variety in events.

>talking shit about America when we're asleep

Europoors really are a bunch of cowards.

Btw, if it's so easy, why have none of you done it?

>people better than me need to come down to be equal with us

C L A S S I C
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G E R M A N

Calm down Hans, it's pretty obvious that the US medal count is not reflective of the US as a sports nation.

I think they literally lobbied the IOC way back to give out this amount of medals in swimming, to look better than the USSR.

what running/athletics events aren't part of the olympics?

Why are Germans such cucks? There's literally nothing stopping anyone to go find some swimming programs here.

nice proxy, LeJason

200m hurdles, 400m hurdles, 800m hurdles
100m, 200m, 400m, 800m running backwards
100m, 200m, 400m, 800m hopping
etc, you get the idea

>if you don't share my but hurt opinions you must be a proxy
And it is disproportionately Germans who bitch about this.

theres no backwards running
no sidways running
no hands and knees events

every swimming event that isnt freestyle seems a bit silly 2bh

see

Michael Phelps has more golds than all of yurop lmao

ei

ei

We introduce the classics: egg and spoon race, sack race, wheelbarrow race and three legged race. That'll show em.

just lmao at you retards giving a fuck about the Olympics, 90% of the events are literal pissing contests and have nothing to do with sports

>germans are butthurt at swimming because they can't use public pools anymore

What a shocker.

ran the egg and spoon race at county level 2bh

thats when you start to see cunts bring out their glue

>>Tennis players need to win 6 matches a 2-3 hours in order to win 1 medal
>> elite swimmers need to swim fast for a combined 6 minutes to win 6 medals

you are right, and it's an argument you can extend to other olympic disciplines

>I-its like that yuropeans, you can compete in swimming tournaments, t-too

Now that's just ridiculous, all the developed nations could have created elite athletes to win at least one of these "6 min" medals

The system is broken, but you can't blame USA for taking advantage of it.

>bananinha on the bench
smdh