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Guilty Pleasure edition

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djent

USBM is best BM

""No""

Obligatory "Rifftastičan album" post

Mainstream Metalcore in the vain of KSE, Parkway Drive, AILD, etc.
Also Avenged Sevenfold.

5th for nationalism

usbm is the litmus test to out year 1 black "metal" listeners that are still fixating on scandinavian 2nd wave

Have any of you read the lyrics to this? Pretty great story

What do you think about In Flames' new album battles?

gimmie

Please don't

We try not to think anytihng

9/10 album

I'm not even memeing, I think Terminal Redux is a fantastic album

I feel ashamed for memeing so hard it right before and during release to the point where you can't discuss it on /meal/

Coroner is god-tier thrash meal

some faggot is blasting rap in train
need some absolutely unlistenable death metal to reply with
pls help

kek

Intelligent thrash

>absolutely unlistenable death metal
six feet under

y'all faggots don't even listen to death lmao

Attilla

>the lowest Terminal Redux review on Metallum is at 63%
Jesus

thanks bros

Rank em /metal/

>thinking man's _____
I swear this is the dumbest meme on this general and I have seen some real shitty ones.

Atheist and Cynic did it better.

Coroner>Watchtower>Voivod>Vektor
Facts.

>no Obliveon

I fit this meme perfectly and I don't know if I can rank them

Coroner > Voivod > Vektor > Watchtower

>Watchtower>Voivod
"No"

Vektor
Coroner
Watchtower
Voivod

I'm a fanboy

Vektor
Voivod
I never listened to the other 2

Coroner > Coroner > Coroner > Coroner

the rest is shit

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Coroner is GOAT

Is this accurate?

SYMBOLIC ACTS

Gorguts > Immolation > Portal > Ulcerate

mediocre list

Recommend me thinking man's slam

Immolation>Gorguts>>>Portal>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepthebullcerate

Who hyped here?

Immolation > [galactic void] > memecerated yogurt portal

Come on youa re miossing stuff like Opeth, Late Death, Atheist, Edge of Sanity, Gojira, Ne Obliviscaris, Lykathea Aflame, Be'lakor, Demilish or Disembowelment

I am, I love As I Lay Dying!

here in after > obscura > everything is fire > erosion of sanity > dawn of possession > considered dead

i don't really consider portal in that league, though I maybe would for impetuous ritual

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Powerslave is far superior.

Still their second best album

And you're wrong, since s/t happened.

what´s the best metal genre and why is it black metal?

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>I prefer Di'Anno Maiden

Why wouldn't I? The best Bruce era album is nowhere near the level of the greatest Di'anno era album, not to mention that Di'Anno made the band what they became and paved the way for everyone to come after him, and that so happened to be Bruce.

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atmosludge

Thinking man's power metal

Thinking man's deathcore

wanna hear a funny joke?


thinking man's stoner doom

stoner doom

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*blocks your path*

What do?

but bad USBM like WITTR is some of the most popular among posers

thinking man's thinking man's metal

thanks for noticing

Best Megadeth album

Set World A Fire is goat.

Coroner > Watchtower > Vektor > Voivod

Is Clutch butt stoner?

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it really makes you think

I dunno if I would call them stoner. Just sort of hard blues rock. They're alright. Nothing special.

i'm aryan so shake his hand and ask if he wants to get a beer

why is why it's a litmus test to out people that think in terms of usbm being either von, havohej, profanatica, gbk or wittr, deafheaven, liturgy etc

Is that the benjo slam band

Clutch is the musical embodiment of diarrhea

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yes

Havohej is shitty meme band

why is that guilty pleasure? all those bands are good and fun

>muh weakling is the only good usbm band

i instantly throw the opinions of anyone who says this in the trash

I don't understand how anyone could possibly believe this

the fact that this is tolerated is the slippery slope to the degeneration of this thread over the last year and on btw

Actually not into metal but for some reason I really enjoy Maximum the Hormone, and I'm well aware that it's not that good metal. Anyone like here like them?

I should be working but instead I am listening to slam

Clutch is aight.

actual best coming through

>it's not that good metal
But it is
Though most of their fanbase consists of people who watched Death Note

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tfw Wasting Syndrome wasn't that good

its part of the cleaning process of this shithole

it was in that pile of bright artwork, meandering music last year along with urfaust and bolzer

metalcore like architects and polaris
also shokran, the only deathcore I can stand

Go Back to Countdown to Extinction
Close second

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more like this

>Go Back to Countdown to Extinction
you're not being hardcore, you're just being wrong

what's the opposite of this?
(i.e. mouth breather death metal, not butt metal)

stoner is butt by default

Recc me OSDM

Seeing Sabaton in London tomorrow, that's me satisfying my guilty pleasure.

$lam

what do you like already or what's your frame of reference

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Obscurer the better

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