>Spend several months preparing for my ultimate Darya wank.
>She gets banned days before the event despite the fact that she was cleared to go as the only Russian track & field athlete.
>No elvish Russian princess at the Olympics.
theguardian.com
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
>banned Dasha because of doping someone else did
>"b-but I trained in america"
>"ah, ok, then you're allowed"
>arrived to Rio
>getting prepared to the competition
>"b-but she's Russian. We gotta ban her".
>go home
THIS IS 100000% POLITICAL
SHE LITERALLY LIVES IN AMERICA AND HAS ALL HER TESTS DONE IN AMERICA
HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BAN HER????????
because Putin is doing doing shit in syria
Jealous old sods.
To make it even worse, she arrived only yesterday to perfect her preparation the U.S.
This is fucking bullshit.
I've got balls bluer than space right now.
>Darya Klishina, Russia’s only track and field athlete in Rio, banned
WW3 when?
>Assad and Putin backed forces drive out ISIS in some big city in Syria
>this triggers the US government
>Better ban Russian athletes >:D
>be america
>destroy the american doping tests
>not allowing doping officers in the training camp to take a piss sample
>bitch about others
>bann others
Americans are scum of the earth. Churka tier.
Those God Tier elder forehead wrinkles
>my fetish
I share your pain.
a.k.a. Putin is stopping America form turning Syria into another Libya/Iraq/Afghanistan/Somalia
Negr ebanyj.
thing is americans are doped as fuck too but no one gives a shit because "muh precious west" fucking hypocrisy
AMERICAN WANTS TO DESTOY BASHAR " THE LION OF DAMASCUS" ASSAD
Shut up, Angela.
Pretty much. But our dumbass pundit class, even the liberals, think American-led war is the answer to every humanitarian crisis on the globe.
americans want to destroy everything that's white and beautiful
that's why they invented LGTB and PC movements
that's why they created ISIS
>Spend several months preparing for my ultimate Darya wank
Interested to learn more about this? I'm generally just a weekend wanker, but looking to put a bit more thought into it and take it more seriously.
Have you got any tips on wank preparation to help me move beyond loading a random Macaroni pic and stroking it on a Saturday morning?
olympics really is a piece of shit
Abstaining from wanks for months to increase the appetite and build the intensity whilst doing PC muscle workouts.
>tfw she arrived only yesterday, to keep safe from poisonous Brazilian air as long as possible.
i am seriously fucking angry now
>she is probably crying alone right now
>Interested to learn more about this? I'm generally just a weekend wanker, but looking to put a bit more thought into it and take it more seriously.
Just an average day on Sup Forums.
i want to comfort her...
(((americans)))
just look at who the main doped out (((american))) athletes are, (((raisman))) and (((ledecky)))
;_;
Fuck cold war mentality and those who still want it even though the russians are bombing isis were are still fucking them up because the enemy of my enemy is my friend supposedly
furck warhawk politicians
We all do.
>The IAAF did not explain its decision to suspend Klishina from the Games. But her mother, Nadezhda, was cited by Russian tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying investigators claimed to have found scratches on containers used to hold her daughter's samples from the World Championships in Moscow in 2013.
reuters.com
Sneeky rashka.
Leave it, Vlad, they're not worth it!
>Implying she isn't puting the quadriollion Olympians condoms to good use like every other athletes in the village
She's pure, France.
Assad has killed more people than ISIS
she's /u/ user
>actually believing the internet conspiracy theories that try to delegitimize America's olympic dominance
It's okay Vlad, there's always 2020
Nice Olympic Victories*, America.
Yeah, in a civil war against America's proxy al-qaeda.
Haha BLOWN THE FUCK OUT M8
Who is Wade Exum?
>b-b-but I'm not a part of the Russian government's cheating program
>the evil West is hatching a conspiracy to humiliate me, where are the proofs to support these claims
Oh no, you sound totes innocent.
Nothing says "I'm not involved with the Russian government" like parroting their shitty talking points.
Pretty soon she'll be explaining how Crimea was merely a symbolic gift and thus actually Russia's all along.
can someone remind me, which evidence WADA have that we got our dopings goverment backed?
How can she be waifu material? She looks cold-hearted
(((They))) always come out after being named.
Well, she is Russian
Multiple opinion poll conducted by western agencies confirm the vast majority favor Russia's takeover.
>were is proofs????
google it, vlad
>google it
might as well "wikipedia it"
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They have none by their own admission. They only can infer based on the supposed scale and the testimony of a convicted drug dealer who sought asylum in the states.
>"our"
Name one good looking american female athlete present at the Olympics
>TFW another reason Trump must win is so that our waifus don't get banned by (((IOC)))
Nah, she just has a serious resting face.
Slavs on suicide watch
Spotted the faggot
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>We don’t have any evidence of a systematic, state-wide doping mechanism. If we did, we would have published it and so we have to go on the inference. But across a vast country [with] all sorts of different training camps, it has to be somehow state supported but we can’t actually describe for you how that operates. We can only draw the inference. We’ve given them a chance to reform, so why don’t you reform and join the rest of the world instead of fighting it.
Hmm really makes you think.
>even though the russians are bombing isis
Only 10-15% of Russia's targets have been ISIS you fucking RT-watching retard.
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yesss read more cnn goy, its totally a beacon of truth and justice
And that's why America kept you from bring a Nazi... so say thank you America...
just did it, its hilarious, all their evidence is words from "Independent investigation team" which was led by same guy who was working in WADA aswell. Also words from Rodchenkov, who is mental ill (you can read his letters)
Yeah, they're also bombing al-qaeda while the U.S. arms them.
*being
>Implying most of us think that'd be a bad thing
Did you get lost on your way to r/politics?
others are al nusra and anyone who looks like a wahabite
Yeah Jews control the world and Obama has a brain chips our heads
And the other 80% is al qaeda
Speaking of doping scandals, it seems everyone has forgotten Wade Exum and the USOC doping cover up.
>syrian rebels
>not terrorist scum
yeah because arming al quesadilla in the 80's did wonders for us right
Are you saying you would like to live under Nazi rule? If so i think we can arrange that
From report : "They
were important to the work of the IP investigation in that they provided highly
credible cross-corroboration of evidence both viva voce and documentary that the
IP had already secured. I have promised not to name these individuals, however
I do want to thank them for their assistance, courage and fortitude in coming
forward and sharing information and documents with the IP. "
Wtf even this
Anything to get news away from Obama and clintons blatant corruption
>hurr durr all rebels are created equal
>the secular socialists fighting Assad are worth attacking just to help Assad defeat ISIS even though Assad has done far more heinous shit than any of his detractors have
Thanks for correcting the record user, most of the people here listen to trash propaganda like RT and drudge report instead of listening to reliable sources such as CNN or MSNBC I hope someday we ban this kind of """""free speech"""""
The rest are what you call 'moderate rebels' aka al Qaeda, Al nusra and about 500+ of their copycat rivals.
>actually buying into Russian propaganda
Are you retarded? You don't actually believe "moderate rebels" are getting weapons? They go to affiliates of al-nusra front, al-qaeda in Syria.
>any middle eastern rebel groups
>good
top fucking kek, the moment the defeat syria they will need another enemy to unify them and they'll turn on US next
The notion that the rebels are by and large islamist in nature is a fucking myth. They're as politically diverse as you can imagine
Yeah Democrats are poopie heads. We should abolish them and go to a one party system, Comrade!
Americans are unironically just as brainwashed as Russkies, I thank Sup Forums for teaching me this.
>secular socialists
yea they're not getting bombed too. they're actually starting to support assad against """""moderate""""" rebels: en.wikipedia.org
>the US arming al qaeda in the 80's is just Soviet propaganda
really nigga
It's not even a partisan issue. Read right wing papers if you want. The problem with RT is that they're proven liars.
ITT: CNN watching good goyim.
I agree with you Norway friend, Americans are easily brainwashed thats why we need some authority to control the information circulating around so that they wont be led astray by bad information like the current GOP
We know that the US funded the mujahideen. That's also district from supporting modern al-Qaeda.
I trust cnn more than alex jones, fox or any tinfoil news organization, Thankfully with Hillary sure win this november people like this will be put in prison
Americans are scum. Fucking niggers.
The US arming al qaeda back then was a soviet propaganda though started by republicans
whoever assad killed were basically wahhabites, of course the american devil wants to support these savages, just like the mujaheds in afganistan.
The rebels aren't moderate or extremists. They aren't an ideologically unified group in any way. Among that large swath there are genuine secular rebels who are fighting for democracy in Syria who are being bombed by Russia. That's undeniable.
Code for we didn't find shit. Sounds like roger goodell wrote it
Thanks CTR! I #shill4hill now!
>$0.02
why do whites always have to cheat to win?
Says the poster child of being brainwashed.
Kid, i figure you mean well but you don't know shit. And if you think you do, then you are brainwashed.