Sup Forums seems to enjoy voting for random shit

Sup Forums seems to enjoy voting for random shit.
He's pretty much random shit.
Why aren't we voting for him?

Inb4 whos that?
Vermin Supreme

hello ladies *tips boot*

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Dubs for my vote.

He's offering free ponies. Im down.

bronies support him and bronies are faggots

Who is he?

the guy pushing for the federal pony identification system but forgot to address any concerns about the whether or not there would be a federal pony cleanup committee.

Presidential candidate. Performance artist/activist. Pony lover. Libertarian.

Thought it was RMS kek

Thats a lot of methane. Wonderful for the atmosphere.

its perfect for the natural gas industry.

Kek!

I could shut this thread down in an instant, seeing as it is my post. But I am keeping it alive puring on the chance that he is getting a hell of a lot of calls and texts. And so I can teach you morons a thing or two. You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on Sup Forums. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots.

Shit copypasta

Not pasta you shitlord asshole!

>this guy

Newfag copypasta

What do you mean by this?

Kek, fag