When did you realize you would never be as cool as Oscar Isaac and make Kate Mara so wet she's about to slide off her...

When did you realize you would never be as cool as Oscar Isaac and make Kate Mara so wet she's about to slide off her chair while you sing on a rooftop overlooking New York City?

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>A monkey on a rooftop overlooking NYC

Hmmm

Did they fug?

i hope so

If you can watch that video and not know they banged it out...you're a lost cause, son.

I'd King her Kong if you know what I'm sayin

>you will never by Kylo Ren and tie up Oscar Isaac and fuck him over and over until he becomes your Latin boy onahole

douche hairstyle

She's a redhead m8, she'd get wet for you if you bought her Taco Bell.

Hahaha
I don't

>this chicano shill still trying to peddle oscar fagisc on Sup Forums

TOP KEK

give up, he's a shit actor and a faggot fart sniffing beaner

Last time I made a girl wet was during a water balloon fight

What can't this man do? He's amazing.

Not be a manlet

>It's a Kate Mara schlicking to the thought of Oscar Isaacs and Craig Ferguson spitroasting her episode

>Good looking
>Great actor
>Can play guitar and sing


fucking bastard

wouldnt want to kill myself if I was oscar isaac

t. self hating beaner

why are women so fucking gay?

its like they love cock or something

He fully embraced Llewyn Davis, there is no Oscar Isaac anymore

bunch of faggots if you ask me

Not to mention he can tear up the dance floor

He's out of her league 2bh

also
>has definitely had sex with Jessica Chastain, Kate Mara and Rey.

Hes literally a midget

6/10 at best because the manletism

what about Winona?

Man his range and makeup shit is pretty strong

Beard tech guy to raper ceo to star wars gay guy to Xmen villain

What an actor he js

that smug motherfucker

>tfw you will be cucked by a sleek spic in your lifetime

she would fuck anything to be relevant because she is done and there's no comeback.

>3:00

shiieeet that one sealed the deal

cleanup in aisle 6 please

cucked implies that a female would have taken interest in you in the first place, so id say you're safe.

I think he "sealed the deal" 6 times the previous night user.

>faggot fart sniffing beaner

>tfw I'm a spic manlet and will never live up to the high standards set by the alphas of my race because of my beta mentality from shitposting with my """"""buds"""""" on Sup Forums

i feel you man.

no one's stopping you but yourself

Aren't most spics manlets?

meanie

Except Llewyn Davis was a twat.

only joking my friend. im sure you'll out-cuck that spic easy.

...

At least I'm almost as handsome as him

Oscar is gay but won't come out since his family are Christians and will cut ties with him.

I'm learning guitar right now, and I have looks at least as good as Oscar Isaac, maybe a little bit better because i dont have his huge ugly nose.


I should be pulling in some high quality pussy pretty soon once i start playing around campus.

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall..." - the post

not me

>who's that douchebag who keeps loudly playing his guitar?

This is literally what everyone will think of you. It's obnoxious and annoying as hell.

I hope that's the case

why are girls so fucking blatant about this sort of thing? keep it in your pants you dirty females

You are gay but you project your desires onto others because you're afraid of facing your authentic self

right cause males NEVER exhibit horniness lol

how does he do it?

>2016
>playing guitar

lmao should have just bought an ipad

away vile wench, i will not put my penis in you

>sleeping with a guy just because he plays an instrument
>high quality

Pick one and make sure you triple bag it before you get in that "high quality" pussy.

>dat projecting
yikes. no wonder you're going to stay a virgin forever.

kata mara looks good on a bad day, looks bad on a bad day, it's a phenomenon. To be able to look this hot and shit as one person.

see? can't even go 2 posts without mentioning sex

And "i will not put my penis in you" isn't sex?

medicate that autism, lad. you're not making any sense.

m8...

Not him but I read it from that gossip site.

>one of the most versatile actors of a generation
>not even a golden globe nomination for inside llewyn davis
I'd want to choke the shit out of J-Law if she had an Oscar and I didn't

>STOP HOLDING MY HAND.

If Poe had been the one, Rey would've had kept her mouth shut.

he is a little flat, he sounded so much better in Llewyn Davis

Lmao mediocre voice and guitar playing.

salt

He's more Jewish then bean;it's why he's gotten so many roles so easily.

It is, though. Only a fag or a teenage girl would find this impressive.

Post your video singing ya fat weeabo loser.

>beaner
i dont think he has any amerindian in him. i though you had to be a gross little mestizo to be a beaner.

>i dont think he has any amerindian in him.
He's brown

He's short

He has amerindian blood.

too bad oscar is as gay as the day is long

>those shoes
what in the actual fuck

he's only lightly brown. and he doesn't have any amerindian facial features like round head or a squaw nose

mexicans are gross

Still means he has amerindian blood.

>let me tell you about your race

Hello, reddit

i don't think so. you're getting your brown people mixed up. he's more "southern spain/north african" than "aztec/wetback".

katana boots

Vete a la verga puto after trump loses and you're crying like a little bitch I'll come to fucking kill you pinches gringos gueros culeros valen verga

Indifferent, because he's a manlet and she's simian.

i don't speak your mud language

Hilarious how blacks & hispanics get all hot 'n bothered when white female actresses stand next to them. Meanwhile in the real world Asian men get all the white female celebs - Kate Mara was with an Asian guy for like 4 - 5 years

"Max Giorgio Choa Minghella. Minghella was born in Hampstead, London, the son of late director Anthony Minghella and dancer and choreographer Carolyn Jane Choa. His father was born in Ryde, Isle of Wight, and was of Italian descent, and his mother was born in Hong Kong."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Minghella

>let me tell you about your race
Hellooooooooo, reddit!

youtu.be/GaOu0M-3cyw

>Meanwhile in the real world Asian men get all the white female celebs

kys

Hilarious how Asian guys think they're fetishized by women who aren't mentally ill

>Its an r/asianmasculinity post

He literally looks Jewish you fucking retard Hollywood will never cast any real hispanics outside token criminal roles and shitty action movies.

She looks like an ape

>let me tell you about your race

Bienvenue, reddit!

you can think whatever you want but you're wrong. mestizos don't look like this.

>>Meanwhile in the real world Asian men get all the white female celebs

>let me tell you about your race

Hello, reddit

you are the absolute laziest fucking obsessive poster i've ever seen

Pinche chino mata perros, who cares, look at this bitches face

"hispanic" isn't a race, you tard.

[Spoiler]Jimmy Smits[/spoiler]

didnt oscar fuck carrie fisher and her daughter? Remember the star wars red carpet where he and them came on camera and he was zipping up his pants

>let me tell you about your race

Hello, reddit