Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

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We suicide?

Not dead either

>tell her I hate being tall
>normal shit really howcome
>doesnt match my personality
>she says Ill like it when my wife is shorter and says something else I dont remember
no no my love you where supposed to say I feel the same way I hate being short and that all she wanted was to be a toughter girl gahhh my love why

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Well, a qt guy sat next to me in in my Biomed class and I was to autistic to even introduce myself...

RIP dude

So my assassins failed!

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You cannot kill that which is already dead

wait does that mean she doesnt like me? casue of the wife thing what am I doing anyway she says I should be tall im going crazy make it all stop

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I thought you weren't dead yet?

Who were you talking to?

I was mostly saying about how you didn't want to be tall

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the girl who is interested in me why cant she be taller why should I try she even im trying to hint that im sub how do I do it

Well. Shotposters going full ham.

Hi guys
What's up?

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I am both, not just the one!
>my logic contains no flaws

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I dont see any shit poster ma`am. Just some friends and me.

First, do you share any interests? Maybe anime or a class?

Try asking her to study together or something.

Why wouldn't they?

I think Fran will just help me make you completely alive, then I'll murder you

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Oh no, my flawless logic had a flaw!
Lord, why?

well im wondering if I should move on as the level of height difference is to much. and I lied and said I dont like anime casue she doesnt she likes sports so I said I like sports

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SPAMMER SHOULD BE DAMNED

yeah, fuck that guy. making it hard to enjoy my daily posting.

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No logic can be perfect my friend

You fucked up man

Do you actually like sports?

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fucked up? how I did well makeing her like me and no sports suck

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Why do people bother spamming these threads, it's pretty obvious they won't go away

I just enjoy posting my folder.
thats it.

Na man, noose guy is pretty chill.
Keeps the thread bumped too

They're just HANGING around :D

But you lied, she likes who she thinks you are, which isn't exactly you

I'd suggest coming clean and saying you don't really like sports, or if she is super qt, trying to like sports.

It's really not that hard to find her

that was a nice pun.

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but you gotta lie to get her and then revial it all later when she is locked in

It seems to be unable to be helped.

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Then she will just leave

People don't like being lied to

I for one welcome our noose supplying overlords

esdeath friend i dont think thats a good idea. what if some told you they were dom but when it came down to it they were sub?

If I had a Carlos picture I'd have used that instead, sadly I do not though.

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hello there friend, Im glad to have you.
its ok, everyone will understand.

Nope, shes all technicolor and shit

sorry, forgot the pic.

sigh but the hot ones dont like anime and vidya I am a pathological liar so im going to slip up at some point

ohhhhh Id be out ok I get it but I still need her

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Do you still have that sexual identity ocd? what is it again? The only reason i ask is it sounds like your set on womenz.

also how you doing?

If you have to lie to someone for them to like you, you're already screwed

>sexual ocd
that sounds pretty dumb.

Well, time to go

Nah, Im planing on a swan dive 17 stories down

Yeah

Find an average girl who does like anime!

Or introduce her to the world of anime

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Just imagine that Esdeath can always be just one of the normal posters, pretending to be autistic, but he actually is.

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Can an average woman come to love anime?I suspect that they will just insult it…

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>average woman loving anime
yeah, good luck with that. no way a roastie can do that.

The best waifu.

it pops back in every no and again but is much better. I see clear atm and know I am straight.

uhhu most people blow it off like you but its a thng ocd can attack anything

not if I truly love them

I might I have 4 hour break so im going to look for a better love

why does everyone keep calling me autistic?

no, when she finds out you've been lying, she'll likely leave

and she'll find out

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Friendly reminder that he showed his friend this and was proud of what he did
>stop replying to him
>its the attention he wants
>you stupid fucks

0/10

We know he's shitposting, but it's fun to see how far he'll take it

I can't figure out what's happening on this thread now,plz summarize what are discussed and tell me,guys

what is this shit? I aint reading that, too long.

gahh love has so many rules

yes the attention of course you can think whatever you like kek yes its all trolling...

youtube.com/watch?v=jK2JkFzJwkw

I'm not sure wheter you'll like it or not, but I'm just showing it to you.

He got the smell of a mutual friend who happens to be a girl on his hand after stalking her and jacked to it.

what? I mean, I guess at least he`s a nice guy, maybe?