Ask a UK Freemason anything

Ask a UK Freemason anything.

Why do freemasons think they are mad cunts? your literally the gayest fucks in the world who think ur mad.

>Why do freemasons think they are mad cunts? your literally the gayest fucks in the world who think ur mad
Not aware of any gays in my lodge. A few eccentrics, but again, none that are clinically mad that I'm aware of.

tell me about jack the ripper

>tell me about jack the ripper
Lovely chap, a bit before my time but I hear he was just misunderstood.

How long is your penis when it is erect?

what about murdering prostitutes in that very specific way

>How long is your penis when it is erect?
Long enough to satisfy your mum, and she's not exactly small.

>what about murdering prostitutes in that very specific way
Every organisation will have its bad apples, and when you're part of a fraternity you tend to look after each other regardless of the wrongdoings.

Have you travelled far

Who is the best offlane hero in Dota?

>Have you traveled far
Are you a widow's son?

explain to me the significance of the chequered floor

Which is your rarest pepe?

>UK Freemason
>Freemason
>Feemason
>Feemanon
>Femanon
>Top cunt

what is your dicks sucked:life favours ratio?

>explain to me the significance of the chequered floor
Aaah, the old good / evil, light / dark, King S's Temple thing.

How many orders are there in freemasonry?

>what is your dicks sucked:life favours ratio?
0:3 at the moment - happy for things to go either way though.

>How many orders are there in freemasonry
Three - all the others are a bit bollocks.

what is the difference between masons and other secret organizations?

>what is the difference between masons and other secret organizations?
Freemasonry isn't a secret organisation, it's an organisation with secrets. Can't comment on other organisations as I'm not a part of them.

that doesnt really answer my question

what happens when a member or lodge 'goes rogue'?

Fucking communist. Show me your baby blue.

>that doesnt really answer my question
How can I answer a question about "secret" organisations that I'm not a member of?
Freemasonry is largely about charitable acts and donations, something I imagine is not present in other organisations.

What kind of secrets do you have?

>What kind of secrets do you have?
Rituals, historic events, facts about various high profile members

Are you guys doing anything reguarding the white genocide over there?

Are you doing anything about the endless waves of muslims coiming to take your country?

If not then what fucking good are you as an orgization? Hope your shit burns down with then rest of the country.

What are some of the biggest misconceptions about Freemasons?

How much are appliance fee?

Are they any secrets that you were like "holy shit! I can't believe X!"

What happens if a member leaks the secrets? Has it ever happened?

Not the freemason but it should be noted we are actually building a wall to keep those asylum seekers out

Share the historic ones.

>What are some of the biggest misconceptions about Freemasons?
That's it's exclusive - it really isn't.
That you have to be asked to join - you don't
That it entitles you to get away with anything - not true
That people join for personal gain - nothing could be further from the truth

Can you be my invitee into the freemasons?

>Can you be my invitee into the freemasons?
See the post above - you aren't invited, approach a local lodge and ask about joining.

>Share the historic ones.
Nope.

are there female masons?

>Are they any secrets that you were like "holy shit! I can't believe X!"
Yes, a couple of biggies but I wouldn't share them
>What happens if a member leaks the secrets? Has it ever happened?
Not aware of it happening. Tradition says their tongue would be torn our and buried, or their hart plucked from their chest. In reality, they'd be kicked out.

>are there female masons?
Not actual masons, but lodges have been created for women to join.

To add - Freemasonry is the second largest charitable organisation in the UK. All money is collected from the members within the organisation.

do any secrets involve ayy lmao's?

>That people join for personal gain - nothing could be further from the truth
Having said the above - if I interviewed 2 people for a job, and one was a Freemason but they were both equally qualified I would employ the freemason.
Not simply because they are a Sup Forumsrother, but because they have proved themselves to be of good character

>do any secrets involve ayy lmao's?
Yes, most of them in fact.

What are the current objectives of the freemasons

bump

>what happens when a member or lodge 'goes rogue'?
In the UK, The UGLE would intervene - probably removing the lodges warrant. If it was a member, they would be expelled and probably persuaded to keep quiet about certain things.

How do members rank up?

is your name regan?

Tell us a secret and we'll keep it a secret. Ok?

No, his name is Nager.

fuck OP what about appliance fees? How much you should pay to get into? Also how much do you pay per month?

>How do members rank up?
Entered apprentice
Fellowcraft
Master Mason

There are various positions within the lodge that a member can do, usually once they've achieved their second degree (Fellowcraft)

1) EA, FC or MM?

2) Scot, English or Irish?

3) Is it really a dick measuring competition at the end of the day? Like kissing ass is the only way to "progress"?

>is your name regan?
Nope

lol faggot

>fuck OP what about appliance fees? How much you should pay to get into? Also how much do you pay per month?

Annual fees are around £180
Charitable collections at each meeting - give what you can afford - usually around £50
Dining fees at each meeting - around £15 for a decent 3 course meal.

Does being a member require coming to numerous social events? What is the protocol if you dont feel like going

What's up brother?
NC AFAM reporting in.

There's this really good documentary called From Hell that throughly explains the topic.

>1) EA, FC or MM?
>2) Scot, English or Irish?
>3) Is it really a dick measuring competition at the end of the day? Like kissing ass is the only way to "progress"?
MM
English
Not that I've come across in my years as a member

>Does being a member require coming to numerous social events? What is the protocol if you dont feel like going
You are "Summonsed" to the meetings - they are not optional (in theory). In practice, it doesn't matter if you miss a couple in a year.
Social functions are entirely optional.

What is the difference between the meetings and the social events?

York rite
Scottish rite
Shriners
Eastern Star
>I count four

you're*

thanks for your time in doing this. after MM, theres like 8 other branches, including mark mason, royal holy arch, knight templar, etc. could you explain what these sub branches are in really simple terms? is it a necessity to join these other lodges?

You can't be a mason seriously.

>What is the difference between the meetings and the social events?
Meetings are the ritualistic ones, followed by discussing Masonic business.
Social functions are usually open affairs where you can bring non-members, spouses etc.
They have a ladies event where you can bring your wife along to the lodge for a black-tie evening.

Oops I forgot Allied Masonic Degrees
>Five

how many meetings/social events are there in a year?
Who can call a meeting?

>thanks for your time in doing this. after MM, theres like 8 other branches, including mark mason, royal holy arch, knight templar, etc. could you explain what these sub branches are in really simple terms? is it a necessity to join these other lodges?
There are many different "branches". Knights Templar often meet in the same lodge as we do. You would usually be a Master Mason before approaching another order.

>You can't be a mason seriously.
Why is that?

>how many meetings/social events are there in a year?
7 meetings at my home lodge, perhaps visit other lodges for 3 or 4 meetings, 2 or 3 social events
>Who can call a meeting?
The Worshipful Master calls the meetings

Where do you procure your robes from?

im joining a lodge in the near future want to smoke a cigar together?

because you said there's no fags in the lodge

>Where do you procure your robes from?
Amazon usually, but some of the nicer ones come from places that advertise in the monthly magazine

>im joining a lodge in the near future want to smoke a cigar together?
Why the fuck not. Any idea which lodge?

He said he wasn't aware of any, you numbwitted avocado.

Freemanon: What happens during a meeting and what are the rituals?

>because you said there's no fags in the lodge
Oh...hahaha....that was great, good one.

Where on the spectrum do the FMs fall as far as influence or importance in comparison to other groups like Skull and Bones or Rothschild's?

Can you link us to the Amazon ones?

why do newfags believe OP without timestamped pics

why do you type like james bond

was 9/11 an inside job?

The fuck happened over there? Your country had been spiraling down for decades

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thats kinda something they cant share user. gotta be 1 to be a part of those secrets. they call it a privilege.

>Freemanon: What happens during a meeting and what are the rituals?
Rituals are things like initiations for new members or ceremonies for people passing to a higher degree.
They're really interesting if you're into that kind of thing. They can be quite theatrical, and you get to play with swords.
The rest of the meeting is probably similar to any other committee meeting - accounts, any other business, reports of members needing assistance etc.

What is the standard procedure for, say, a entered apprentice passing to fellowcraft?

Can you tell us anything at all that we don't already know from either very basic googling or simply buying a book?

>Can you link us to the Amazon ones?
We don't wear robes - suits mainly, but with aprons:
amazon. co. uk /s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=masonic+aprons&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Amasonic+aprons

Can I petition with a criminal record? My family is very involved with the Masons here in the U.S., will that help me?

>why do newfags believe OP without timestamped pics

>Can I petition with a criminal record?
Nope - demonstrates that you are not a free man of sound character

>you get to play with swords.
No only the Tiler gets to.

>What is the standard procedure for, say, a entered apprentice passing to fellowcraft?
A ritual in the lodge - takes about 45 minutes depending on the variation of the ritual.
Learn new signs and tokens and that's about it.

Not true. Only felons are barred.

>No only the Tiler gets to.
Wrong - when an Entered Apprentice has his hood removed, some lodges rituals have him surrounded by members with swords.

>Not true. Only felons are barred.
Not in the UK - any criminal record has to be declared and is a bar to entry.

can faintly make out what's written under the paper